(The Slayers cast are taking a break around the studio's water cooler)
Lina: "Damn.. I've had enough of these 20 hour shootings."
Amelia: "Me too."
Zel: "We're not really getting paid enough for this either. *sigh* And our characters are nothing like us."
Lina: "Where's that hentai Xellos?"
Martina: "He's in his trailer with Gourry."
Everyone: "WITH GOURRY?!"
*sweat drops all around*
Martina: "I doubt that those two are doing anything bad since they're both pervs. For example, today, when I had to hug Xellos, his hands slipped, accidentally, he says."
Amelia: "THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING!! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE, I'LL KICK HIS---!"
Lina: "Watch it, Captain America."
Amelia: "Sorry Miss Lina."
Lina (takes off her huge shoulder pads and rubs her shoulders): "What is up with these shoulder pads? In every magical anime cartoon, there's a sorcerer or sorceress with HUGE shoulder pads!"
Martina: "Like in The Ruin Explorers?"
(Lina nods): "And Lodoss Wars."
Amelia: "I'm lucky I don't need those shoulder pads!"
(A monster walks over): "Yo."
Lina: "Hey, sorry I had to do that Dragon Slave thing on ya."
Monster: "No prob. Hey, Zel, there's a ton of fan mail for ya in the mailbox."
Zel: "The fans love me!"
*everyone else sweats*
Martina: "I think Amelia should get the most fan mail, she's sooo kawaii!!"
*Amelia sweats*: "Huh??"
Martina: "Come over here, baby..."
Amelia: "WWWAAHHH!! Um...uh..urrr...HARUNA!!"
*Martina pauses*: "Haruna?" *she sobs and walks away*
Lina: "You said the 'H' word."
Amelia: "Well, I had to get away from her.."
Zel: "They just broke up, right?"
Amelia: "Yeah, for some other Sailor Scout.."
Lina: "Those damn scouts are everywhere!"
*everyone else nods*
Amelia: "And Pokemon too."
*Zel shivers*: "Everytime I go into an Anime store to find Slayers stuff, there shelves FULL of Pokemon stuff, and no Slayers stuff!! And the KIDS that walk in are worse! Pika, Pika, Pikachu! Mommy, I want Pikachu! Bulb! Bulbasaur! PikaCHU! Do you have any Pokemon cards?!!!! JEEZ!!!"
*Amelia slaps Zel*
Zel: "*siigh* Thanks Amelia."
Amelia: "No problem, poopsie!"
Zel: "Teddy bear..."
*Lina sweats*: "I don't even want to know..."
(Martina walks back over): "Sorry, I had something in my eyes."
Lina: "Another thing. Martina falls in love with EVERY guy in the series, yet, she's in love with people who are the same sex!"
*Martina giggles*: "Speaking of that..." *looks at Amelia*
*Martina cries and runs away*
Zel: "Good thinking, lolly pop.."
Lina *sweats*: "That's it, I'm gone!"
*Lina runs away*
(Xellos appears next to Amelia): "You two are so happy together. What *did* you guys do on Friday when you two rushed away so suddenly?"
Zel: "Now that, is a secret! Heh."