The Florida Recounts, Part 1 By: Sailor Luna
Note: This story takes after CP's updates. I got her permission before doing so, so you can't sue! HAH!! Also, this wasn't meant to offend anyone. I am making fun of BOTH of them, not just ONE.
(MR Crew, CP and Sailor Luna are in a tangled pile at the bottom of a cliff. Legs and arms stick out in every direction.)
Guy: I think we shall go after Holly.
(Everyone jumps up.)
CP: How'd you get down here?!
Guy: *Calmly sipping tea while floating in the air.* Holly pushed me down here. She's still up top, going insane.
Sailor Luna: Can 't you control her? YOU did make her insane after all.
Guy: *Still sipping his tea* Actually, it wasn't me or the brownies that made her insane.
Guy: *Sips more tea* The real reason is-
(Holly suddenly appears behind them with dagger and frying pan.)
(Everyone scrambles up the cliff. Guy calmly floats up to the top while sipping his tea. Holly follows them but falls off half way. Everyone gets to the top and peers down.)
Mocchi: *Get's up with X's still in his eyes and jumps off too* CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....
Guy: AS I was saying, the real reason Holly's insane is because of the Florida recounts. After all the trouble she went though to mess them up, no one seems to notice that she did it.
Sailor Luna: You mean HOLLY mess up the votes!?
Guy: *Sips tea* Yup.
CP: And you knew all along!?
Guy: *Sips more tea* Yup.
(Cut to the news room. News music plays as the letters MRNN flash on a big screen behind a desk. CP and Sailor Luna sit at the desk looking important with papers in there hands.)
CP: Good evening and welcome to the Monster Rancher News Network. I'm CP.
Sailor Luna: And I'm Sailor Luna. Today's top story: The Florida Recount, a mistake or did someone want this to happen?
CP: Let's go to Guy for more details. Guy?
Guy: *Standing outside a building* Thanks CP. I'm standing, or floating,-
CP and Sailor Luna: o_O;;;;;
Guy: -outside the building were the ballets are being counted. Let's look inside to see how it's going.
(Cut to Tiger counting the ballets with his teeth. Picking them up and putting them into one big pile.)
Guy: How is the counting going, Tiger?
Tiger: Huh? Oh, great!
Guy: Who's in the lead at this point?
Tiger: Bush, of course! Gore should just give up!
Guy: Tiger, you seem to be taking sides. Are you sure your doing a fair recount and that it's right?
Tiger: Sure! Let's see..... 12,990 for Bush and 0 for Gore. Sounds right to me!
CP: *Sweats* Uh, Tiger, maybe someone else should do the recounting.
Tiger: Like who?
Pixie: *Apperes out of nowhere* Like me!!
Tiger: So? Bush would still win.
Tiger: That's it!!
(The two go into a fight of dust and ballets.)
Guy: *Sweats* Uh, back to you CP. AAAAAHHHH!!! LET ME GO!!!!
(Goes back to news room.)
CP: *Sweats* Thanks Guy, I think.
Sailor Luna: Now for other news. Brownies should be given to Holly so she can........o_0;;;;; Wait!! Who wrote this!!??
Holly: ME!!! MWHAHAHA!!!
CP: YOU!!!?? Where's are staff!?!
(The staff is all tied up with tape on there mouths in the basement. The TV is on and there watching it. Telatubbies start walking around and giggling on the screen. The staff starts screaming muffly and struggling madly.)
Holly: There busy at the moment! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!
CP: TURN THE CAMERA OFF!!!
Holly: NO!! I WANT TO ANNOUNCE THIS TO THE WORLD!! *Jumps in front of camera* I WAS THE ONE MESSED UP THE BALLETS!! IT WAS ME!!! I KNOW WHO THE REAL WINNER IS!!! THE REAL WINNER IS-
We are having difficulty with the MRNN program. Please bare with us and tune in another time. Thank you and have a nice day!
Will the recounts ever get counted?? Will we find out why Holly really went insane?? Will we ever know who the real winner is?? What will happen between Tiger and Pixie?? Will I ever give the other characters more lines?? Will I ever shut up?? Find out next time on, The Florida Recounts, Part 2!!
The Florida Recounts, part 2
By: Sailor Luna
Starring: Uh, maybe we shouldn't go there..........
Holly: I'M THE STAR OF EVERYTHING!!!! *dies* X__X
Sailor Luna: o_0;;;
(News music plays as the scene enters the news desk. No one is there. The camera still points to the desk.)
Background voice: Where are they!?!?!?
(We see CP and Sailor Luna hanging from a rope on top of the Empire State Building. Holly is at the top eating brownies and laughing like an idiot. Cut back to camera. Hare and Genki are sitting there now.)
Genki: Hello and welcome back to the Monster Rancher News Network. I'm Genki, filling in for CP.
Hare: And I'm Hare, filling in for Sailor Luna. There, uh, busy at the moment.........
(We again see Sailor Luna and CP hanging from the rope Holly begins to chew on the ropes with her teeth, now fangs.)
Hare:........so were going to give you an update on the Florida Recount. Guy?
Guy: *Has bandages everywhere and his arm in a cast* Thanks Hare. After moments of pain from the fight, I'm back out here to give you the news. Let us go careful inside the room where the ballots are supposedly being counted.
(Cut to the news room where there is still a ball of dust and ballets going everywhere.)
Guy: Uh......we have no idea who's winning. Tiger and Pixie are still-AAAHHH!! LET MY LEG GO!!! TURN TO SOMETHING ELSE!!! SOMETHING ELSE!!!!
(Camera quickly cuts too Genki and Hare, both are sipping tea and playing cards. They look up and see the camera.)
Hare and Genki: o_0;;;;;;;;;
Genki: *Quickly changing from his position* Uh, welcome back. Thanks for the update Guy.
(Suddenly, the door bursts open and a very beat up CP and Sailor Luna come running in, chased by Holly who has spiral eyes and fangs.)
CP and Sailor Luna: HHHEEELLLLLPPPPP!!! SAVE US!!!!
Holly: YOU CAN NOT RUN FROM MY GRASP OF POWER!!!! *Stops in front of camera and turns to it* I WILL NOW ANNOUNCE THE WINNER!!! IT IS............ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE WINNER!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(The rest of the MR crew, including Guy, Tiger and Pixie, burst through the doors.)
Holly: THAT'S WHY I MESSED THEM UP!!!! SO I WOULD WIN!!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Guy: *Sipping tea* Ah, I knew that. Of course.
Everyone: *Trips* WAAHHHH!!!
Sailor Luna: YOU KNEW!!!!????
Guy: Yes, of course.
CP: You mean all these recounts and everything was Holly because SHE wanted to be president!?!? And you knew about it!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy: I already said yes.
(Tron suddenly appears with her whip.)
Tron: YOU MUST DIE!!!! AFTER ALL ME PAIN AND SUFFERING!!!!!
Tiger: My pain too!!! DDDDIIIEEE!!!
(Tron and Tiger starts chasing Guy around the room. Tron is with her whip, cracking it at him. Tiger is snapping at him with his jaws. Holly joins in for the fun of it, chasing him with her dagger.)
Mocchi: *Still with X's in his eyes* None of this makes since!! CCCCHHHHIIIIIII!!!!! *Runs off cliff*
Everyone: -_-XX *Sigh*
(They finally gain up on Guy and start beating him up in a cloud of dust. Golem looks around and then jumps in the dust fight too.)
(Dust clears and Guy lays in a pile, all beat up. Tiger and Tron face each other, Tron with her whip and Tiger with his snarling teeth. Pixie joins sides with Tron and Holly joins sides with Tiger. They all glare at each other. A wind blows by and a tumble weed rolls by.)
Sailor Luna: *Sweats* What's THAT doing here?
CP: *Swaets* Those things are everywhere.
Tiger: You will pay for my pain while doing the recounts!!!!
Tron: YOU WILL PAY MORE!!!
Tiger: Oh yeah!!!??? I know HOW to stop you!!!!!!
Tron: NO!!!! NOT THAT!!!!!!
Tiger: *Clears throat I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts........dee-deely-dee.......There they are a standing in a row. Big ones, small ones some as big as your-
Tron: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!! MERCEY!!!!!!! UNCLE!!!!!! JUST PLEASE STOP!!!!!!! (Tron runs out and through the wall. Pixie blinks and run after her like an idiot looking really deformed. Holly runs after them too with her dagger raised.)
Holly: COME BACK!!!! I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE!!!!!!!
Guy: *Slowly looks up* What about the..............recounts?
(Tiger and Golem start beating him up.)
CP: What next?
(Telatubbies suddenly appear, laughing and giggling.)
To Be Continued...............
Will the recounts EVER get counted?? Where's Tron?? I'm tired of asking questions, so just find out the answers to them all next time on "The Florida Recounts, Part 3"!!!