Genki Muyo!! Part I-The Switch
By: Sailor Luna

 


Starring: The MR Crew (Duh!), me (Duh!), CP (Duh!), Holly-Chan (Duh!) & the
Tenchi Muyo Crew (Du--oh, wait...no...)
NOTE: It's not what you think.....

 

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*The MR gang along with CP, SL and H-C are wondering around in a desert.*
CP: "SL, are you SURE this is the way to the super market....?"
SL: *happily* "Yes, of course! Don't doubt my brilliance!"
Tiger: "What brilliance...?"
SL: *isn't listening* TRA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAAA!!!!! *skips happily*
Everyone: "........."
2 HOURS LATER......
SL: * still skiping* LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAA!! LALALA-LA!!!
Everyone: *crawling on the ground slowly* X__x;;;
H-C: "I...I knew-*cough*-this wasn't...right...." X_X
Mocchi: "Chi...." X_x
MEANWHILE......
Washu: *inside her lab* "I'VE DONE IT!!!!!!"
Everyone: ????
*The door suddenly explodes in a blast of black smoke, sending everyone
crashing into the far wall*
Ryoko: "Ouch...damn you...Washu...." X_x
Washu: *apperes from the black smoke* "I have done it again! Yes, I am the
greatest scientific genius in all the universe!!!!!"
Washu A: *pops up on her shoulder* "Yeah, Washu! You're the greatest!"
Washu B: *pops up on the other shoulder* "All hail Washu the genius!"
Washu: "WA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
*Confedi flies everywhere and streamers explode. Trumpets blare*
Ayeka: *sweatdrop* "My...what self confidence...."
Ryoko: "More like self-admiration...."
Tenchi: "Just what did you invent?"
*Everything returns normal*
Washu: "I'll gladly show you! This way!"
*Everyone follows Washu into her lab and comes upon a giant machine.*
Washu: "BEHOLD! This is....THE DIMENSIONAL DOORWAY 5000!!!!!!"
Everyone: "..........What's it do?"
Washu: *falls over with a sweatdrop* "It opens doorways to other existing
worlds!"
Everyone: "Oooohhhhhh....."
Ryoko: "Other worlds...you mean...." *eyes brighten* "You mean like a world
that exist for me and Tenchi!"
Ayeka: "Now hold it there, you demon! If any, there is a world made for Lord
Tenchi and I, not you!"
Ryoko: "Says you, prissy princess!"
Ayeka: "Why you-!"
Washu: "It's nothing like that!"
Sasami: "Then....what is it...?"
Washu: "Other worlds exist beside ours, and this device can open doorways to
them!"
Mihoshi: *wonders over and sees a button* "Ooohhh....Washu, what's this do?"
Washu: "NO, DON'T TOUCH-"
Mihoshi: *trips over nothing and smashes into the machine, pressing the
button*
Washu: *turns white* "-that....uh-oh."
*A bright light explodes inside the house*
ELSE WHERE....
Everyone: X____x "Water...."
SL: "I was sure this was the way...."
Everyone: _X
Holly: "Hey, what's that?"
Genki: "What's what?"
Holly: "That light?"
*The light explodes around them*
TM & MR Gang: "YYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

    WE WILL NOW TURN TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK FOR YOUR CONNIVANCE!!
SL: *walks on screen and waves* "Hello Cartoon Network executives. Now, I
have some simple requests that I would like you to listen to....IF YOU DON'T
BRING BACK 'TENCHI MUYO' AND 'THE BIG O' ONTO YOUR DAMN CHANNEL I WILL
PERSONALLY COME OVER THERE AND RIPE YOUR THROATS YOU-*BEEP*!!! Thank you for
listening..."*walks off screen*
Audience: X___x;;
    NOW BACK TO OUR STORY!!

*Inside the Tenchi household...*
H-C: *her normal self* "What...? Where are we...? Hey, what is this place and
where is everyone?"
Mocchi: *dressed like Sasami and steps from the kitchen* "Breakfest is ready,
chi!!"
H-C: o__0;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Genki: *dressed like Tenchi* "Smells good, Mocchi!"
Mocchi: "Thanks, chi!"
Holly: *dressed like Ryoko and fades in* "Genki!!!" *huggles him* "Did you
miss me last night?"
Genki: "Get off me, Holly!"
Coltia: (who somehow appeared in this story) *dressed as Ayeka* "You let go
of Lord Genki right this instant, you demon woman!!"
Holly: *sticks out her tounge* "Make me, princess!"
Coltia: "Why you...."
Genki: "Now, girls...."
Holly & Coltia: "STAY OUT OF THIS!!!!"
Genki: "EEP!!" *runs under the table*
Mocchi: ^_^;;
H-C: "This...this is just wrong!! They're totally out of character!!! Holly's
not like Ryoko!! Man, can this get any stranger....?"
???: "WAAAAHHHH!!! I'M SORRRRRYYYY!!!!"
???: "Would you let go of me?!!?"
H-C: o_0;;;;; "That....it can't be....."
Hare: *dressed like Mihoshi and clinging to Tiger, who is dressed like
Kiyone* "I'M SORRY TIGER!!!!! FORGIVE ME!!!!!"
H-C: o_0;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Tiger: -_-X "Grrrr....LET GO OF ME YOU AIRHEAD!!!! LIGHTNING!!!"
KABOOM!!!
Hare: "WAAAAHHHH!!! TIGERRRRRR!!!!"
Everyone: ^_^;;
H-C: "Boy, that question sure got answered in a hurry....."
*Lab door suddenly bursts open to revel SL, dressed as Washu*
SL: "The greatest scientific genius in the universe is here!!!"
SL A: *pops up on her shoulder* "Yeah, SL! You're the greatest!"
SL B: *pops up on her other shoulder* "All hail SL the genius!"
SL: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
H-C: "No...way...." o_0;;
Golem *whose human size and dressed like Tenchi's grandpa* "Ah, breakfast.
Smells good. Mocchi."
Mocchi: "Thank you, Golem, chi!"
H-C: "ACK!!!! What the hell is this!?!"
Suezo: *dressed as Tenchi's father* "Ah, yummy! I better eat quickly, I'm off
to work!"
Genki: "Okay, dad! Let's set down now, then!"
H-C: "...................."
Mocchi: *puts a carrot on the floor* "Here, chi! For you!"
CP: *dressed like Ryo-Ohki* "Merow?" o_0??
H-C: ^.^;;;
*Everyone sits down to eat*
H-C: "What...WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!!?"
MEANWHILE, FAR AWAY IN THE DESERT.....
Tenchi: *dressed as Genki* "All right!! I'm ready to go!!" *jumping around*
"Let's get movin'!!"
Sasami: *dressed as Mocchi* "YAY!! Let's go, Tenchi! I'm ready, chi!!"
Ryoko: *dressed like Holly* "Calm down, Tenchi. We need to see where the
magic stone takes us first."
Ayeka: *dressed like Coltia* "Aw, hurry up!! I'm bored, I wanna get moving!
See, I'm braver than every now!" *dust brushes by her* "AAAHHH!! What was
that?! WAAHHHH!!!" (AN: Sorry, don't know much about Coltia
personality...^_^;;)
Kiyone: *dressed like Tiger* "She's a hopeless case, really."
Mihoshi: *dressed like Hare* "I would say the same for you!"
Kiyone: "WHAT?!"
Mihoshi: "HAHAHA!!!"
Kiyone: "Why you stupid bunny!! TORPEDO!!!" *fries her laser gun*
Mihoshi: "OWW!!! That hurt!!!"
Tenchi's dad & Tenchi's grandpa: *dressed in a giant suit that looks like G
olem*
Tenchi's dad: "Hey, dad...I can't breath in this thing...." X_x
Tenchi's grandpa: "Hm?"
*They both fall over in the suit with a loud crash*
Both: X__x;;
Washu: *dressed as Suezo* "That Mihoshi....she's got our worlds mixed up with
someone else's...and...would someone mind telling me...WHY THE HELL I'M
DRESSED LIKE A STUPID EYEBALL!?!?!?!?"

    WILL THE TWO WORLDS EVER GET BACK IN ORDER? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE TWO
GROUPS WHILE THEY ARE IN THE DIFFERENT WORLDS? WILL CP EVERY SAY ANYTHING
BESIDES 'MEROW'?

CP: "........................merow................" ;___;

    FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN: GENKI MUYO!! PART II-THE MADNESS!!!!!!