MOO?

 

 



The MR gang is walking through a desert, as usual, when Moo's floating
castle lands in front of them.

Genki: What the...?

A weed comes running out of the castle with a delirious smile on his face.

Weed: BIG COW SAY MOO!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The weed runs away laughing insanely. Moo runs out with a butcher knife
dressed in a cow outfit.

Moo: YOU STUPID LITTLE PLANT! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!

Holly: Hey daddy!

Moo looks down at them. His face turns red.

Moo: Hey.

The seven just look at him, and then walk away.

Moo: Hey, wait! Aren't you suppose to fight me!

The group stops and turns.

Tiger: COW GO MOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Suezo: How can we fight a dumb cow?

Hare: Yeah, we'll just tip you over!

Genki: Mwahahahahahahahaha, Moo's a cow!

Golem: -_-

Moochi: Butcher knife, chi.

Moo looks at the knife in his hand and then at his clothes.

Moo: Stupid @#$%ing WEED! I'll kill him!

Moo throws the knife and accidentally kills Genki.

Holly: GENKI!!!

Genki: X_X

Moo: Oops.

Holly gets POed.

Holly: HOW DARE YOU KILL MY LOVER?!!

The rest of the group: O_O

Tiger: So that's was what you where doing in the lake.

Suezo: MY EARS! MY EYE! OMG! THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN ENDBRINGER WAS
AFTER US! YOU SICK SICK PEOPLE!

Golem, Moochi, Hare: -_-  We didn't need to know that.

Moo: (like a little boy) Ewwwww!

Holly takes out her dagger and starts chasing Moo with it.

Holly: YOU STUPID @#$%ING COW! HOW COULD YOU?!! WE WERE GOING TO GET
MARRIED!

Suezo's scarred for life, Tiger's rolling on the floor at the fact little
Holly is chasing Moo, who is still in the cow outfit, Golem's just standing
there, Moochi's playing with his toes, and Hare's raiding the floating
castle for gold and other objects that he could sale.

Golem: Golem think crew insane. Golem's going back to Chile. Golem need
vacation.

Golem walks away as Moochi smacks Genki upside he head.

Moochi: Stop faking, chi. You have to stop your girlfriend from killing her
father, chi.

Genki: X_X

Moochi: Genki?

Genki: X_X

Moochi: Oh, well chi. Looks like I have to go back to Pokemon. Stupid
friggin' Pikachu. Gets all the good parts, chi.

Moochi walks away. Holly is chewing on Moo's arm.

Moo: AHHHH! GET THIS CRAZY GIRL OFF ME! SHE HAS RABIES!

Holly: (talking with her mouth full of Moo's arm.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I
HUNGRY!

Tiger is still rolling across the floor. He chokes and kills himself.

Tiger: X_X

Hare: (finishes raiding the castle) Haha, Tiger died laughing.

A meteorite falls from the sky and kills Hare.

Tiger420: Stupid asteroids.

Holly: Is that you God? It's me Margaret!

Tiger420: Shove it.

Moo: Hey! Don't talk to my daughter like that.

Tiger420: Go chew some cud, cow!

Moo: What's with all the cow jokes?

Tiger420: I thought it would be funny. I'm going back home now. You people
suck.

Holly: Fine! Be like that!

Tiger420: Let a bolt of lightening fall on the next one to speak.

Holly: That makes no sense.

Lightening: Zzzit!

Holly falls over dead.

Holly: X_X

Moo: You like killing everyone?

Tiger420: It's fun!


END!!!

Don't ask where that came from!
                                - Tiger420