The MR gang and the Tenchi Muyo gang is smashed inside a van. Hare is
driving the car with Chibichan giving him lessons.
Everyone besides Hare: O.o;;
Chibichan: Turn left! TURN LEFT!!! OHMYGOD WATCHOUT FOR THE LIGHT POST!!!!!
Hare: Will you cut it out!!! You're making me nervous!!!
Chibichan: You're nervous?!!! Do you know how much it costs these days if a
car gets damaged? And ADV Films is going to sue me big time if we get into a
accident and if anybody gets hurt!!
Hare: *Looking at Chibichan* WILL YOU STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!
Genki: Uh Hare! HARE!!!!!
Hare: \_/# WHAT?!!
Everyone: KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!!!!
Hare: Wha?... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A huge mac truck is heading towards them at full speed. Hare jerks the van
into the next lane with the truck driver swearing at them while passing by.
Suezo: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!
The car then slams to a halt as they stop on the side of the road.
Chibichan: Okay..I'm driving the rest of the way to the theater!
Chibichan: Great he fainted!! *Moves Hare on to the passenger seat of the
van and takes the wheel*
After about 5 minutes they reached the theater and found a parking spot.
Chibichan: So what movie do you want to see?
Mochi: Osmosis Jones! CHI!!
Genki: Jurassic Park 2!
Hare: The exorist!
Tiger: The exorist!
Holly: The same as Mochi.
Golem: Same as Holly.
Sasami: The Princess Diaries!
Ayeka: The same as Sasami.
Ryoko: Rush Hour 2.
Washu: The same as Tiger and Hare.
Mihoshi: The princess Diaries sound good.
Kiyone: Rush Hour 2.
Tenchi: Jurassic Park 3.
Nobuyuki: American Pie 2
Chibichan:Okay..I'll go see Osmosis Jones with Holly, Golem and Mochi.
Okay..that's four for Osmosis Jones, 3 for the others, 2 for Jurassic Park
3, 2 for Rush Hour 2, 3 for the Princess Diaries, and 1 for American Pie 2..
After getting their tickets the group split up and went to their movie
The Princess Diaries: Ayeka, Sasami and Mihoshi take their seats and watch
the previews. A mean looking woman who is wearing a big hat sits infront of
the three blocking their view.
Ayeka: Excuse me miss..but can you please move over we can't see the screen.
Woman: Tough luck! I was here first.
Ayeka: *How rude!* You have plenty of room to move over my little sister
can't see and I would be very happy if you'd just move over a seat.
Woman: Well that's your fault and not mine so shut up and sit down so I can
watch the movie!
Ayeka: HOW DARE YOU!
Sasami: Ayeka it's okay really!
Ayeka: AZAKA! KAMADAKE! Please move this rude woman to the next seat so we
can see better.
Two mechanical arms grab the woman on either side and lifts her off the seat
and down two others. Finally the mechanical arms let go of the woman and she
fall into the seat with a plop. Standing up furiously she storms out of the
room and comes back in with a security gaurd.
Woman: That's the woman sir!! She got these two robot logs and they grabbed
me and hauled me to the two next seats! Well aren't you going to do
Gaurd: Ma'am. Is it true that you did that?
Ayeka: I don't know what you're talking about?
Woman: She's lying!!!
Guard: Ma'am please sit down and watch the movie.
The gaurd leaves and the movie starts up again.
Sasami: *Covers her face with her hands in embarassment*
Rush Hour 2: Ryoko is sitting in the front row laughing her head off with
Kiyone sitting a row behinder her embarassed. Ryoko stoped laughing when she
felt something brush against her leg. Looking to her left was a man smiling
at her. Jolting up she looked daggers at the man and hit him across the face
sending him to fly into the wall. Sitting back down she continued to watch
The Exorist: Hare, Tiger and Washu are sitting on the edge of their seats
watching the movie. All of a sudden a loud popping noise next to Hare makes
him jump in to Tigers forearms.
Tiger: Get off me you stupid rabbit!
Hare: Oops..sorry..hehe... *Looks over to washu who is innocently holding a
paper bag* YOU!
Washu: What did I do? Oh look!
Hare: *Looks to where Washu pointed and looks back to where she was only to
find a scary looking figure next to him*
Tiger: STOP SCREAMING!!!!!!
The figure takes off it's head only to reveal that it was Washu all the
Hare: WHY YOU NO GOOD!!!
Teenager: HEY SHUT UP SO WE CAN WATCH THE MOVIE!!!!
Washu: Watch your mouth!
Teenager: Why don't you make me?!
Washu types on her floating computer and a greusome ghostly figure appears
and heads toward the Teenager.
A security gaurd then enters the room and drags the kid out and tosses him
out of the room.
Jurassic Park 2: Tenchi and Genki are enjoying the movie until an annoying
voice is heard.
Guy: Oh comeon!! How lame is that? We already know that those men are going
to be eaten by the raptors in the tall grass! How stupid is that!!!
Genki was about to turn around to tell the guy to be quiet when Ryoko phased
into the room and sat next to Tenchi.
Tenchi: Ryoko!! Get down! What do you think you're doing?!
Ryoko: I was going to see how you were doing.
Tenchi: We're fine.
Guy: HEY UP DOWN IN FRONT!!! Oh common!!! RUN YOU IDIOT RUN!!!!!
Ryoko: Hey will you shut up over there we're trying to watch the movie!!!
Guy: Get down you monster I'm trying to watch the movie!
Ryoko: MONSTER?!!! *Zaps annoying guy with lightning bolts*
Guy: O.o *Runs out of the theater screaming.*
The security gaurd comes up and throws the three out of the room.
Tenchi: Thanks alot Ryoko..
Ryoko: I'm sorry Tenchi..but that man was being so annoying!
American pie 2:...uh..no comment...uh due to that this fic must be henati
free we're going to be showing Barney the movie...hehehe!
The princess diaries: The movie is half over when the screen goes haywire
and finally goes blank.
Ayeka: What's the meaning of this?! Turn it back on!!
Manager: Due to techincal difficulties in the projection booth we won't be
continuing this showing. So if you want you can wait until the next showing
or you can see me in the lobby and we'll give your money back.
Ayeka: We'll I guess we'll have to see it another time..we might as well
wait for the others in the lobby..common. *Walking out of the room and looks
to the left* Or...we can sneak into a different movie.
Sasami: Ayeka..isn't that illigal?
Ayeka: Not unless you get caught..
Mihoshi: But Ayeka... Won't we get arrested for doing this?
Ayeka: I'm the first princess of Jurai..Besides it's better then waiting for
a hour..common! *Drags Sasami and Mihoshi into the Rush Hour movie but
quickly walks out holding Sasami's ears when they heard the swearing.
Osmosis Jones: Holly, Mochi,Chibichan and Golem are in the back row due to
Golem's height. Ayeka, Sasami, and Mihoshi walk into the theater and sit in
the fifth row.
Golem: Isn't that Ayeka, Sasami and Mihoshi?
Holly: Yeah..but I thought they went to see The Princess Diaries?
All of a sudden a ringing sound was heard and a bald man in the row behind
Ayeka, Sasami and Mihoshi took out his sell phone.
Man: Hello.. Huh?? WHAT THE *BEEP* DO MEAN THE STOCK FOR BEAN PASTE WENT
DOWN 60%!!!!!!! YOU BETTER FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT GO BACK UP OR I'LL HAVE
YOUR HEAD!!!!!! GET WESLE ON THE PHONE!!! WHAT? YES I'LL HOLD... WESEL YOU
NO GOOD *BEEP BEEP BEEP* WE MADE A DEAL!!! WELL *BEEP* YOU TOO!!!!! *The
phone rings again* WHAT??? YEAH..YEAH..I DON'T CARE JUST DO IT!!!!!
Ayeka: Excuse me but can you be quiet please we're trying to watch the
Man: SHUT UP YOU *BEEP* CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A IMPORTANT
TRADE???? HELLO..HELLO!!! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO NOW????? *Throws the phone
at Ayeka who creates a forcefield around her and Sasami*
Ayeka: How dare you.... *smacks him hard on the head causing him to fall on
to the people behind him.*
Security gaurds run in and drag Ayeka, Mihoshi and Sasami out of the
Golem, Holly, and Mochi: O.O;;
After the movie Tiger, Golem, Washu, Holly, Mochi, Suezo, Tenchi, Ryoko,
Genki, Hare, Ryoohki and Kiyone went to the security office to find Ayeka,
Mihoshi and Sasami being questioned.
Security gaurd: You had no right to hit that man!
Ayeka: But he wouldn't be quiet!!
Security gaurd: I'm giving you another chance.. but if I ever see or hear
that you hit another person in this theater I'm going to give you a find.
Sasami: HAI! We understand thanks!
The three walk out of the room and to where the others were.
Ryoko: So..the princess got in trouble..
Ayeka: Like you haven't..
Ryoko: What the hell is that suppose to mean???
Chibichan: Can we just go before anything else happens??
So once again they piled up into the van and headed towards..where ever they
That was a short yet pointless and junk fic..