Updated 8/2/05

LAUREN IS BACK…………..ON THIS VERY SPECIAL MRFFA UPDATE!

Audience: “WOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!!! MORE THORN STORIES!!!” ^______________^v

CP *leaps out*: “TA-DA! The wait was worth it, yes?” ^_^

Audience: “……GET OFF THE STAGE! Loser.”

CP: O_;’ “So sorry about the looooooooooooooooooooooong delay, but lots of stuff has happened, good things and really really bad things… Plus my college email went down for about a week so I couldn’t get to the new stuff…” <_<+ “…But now I’m back! Hi audience!” ^o^/

Ripped up scarecrow: XP/

CP: O_;’ “Anyways, the main page looks different because FREAKIN’ TRIPOD ERASED IT. Sooo…I’ll try to make it look pretty again as soon as I bother my friends about how to do HTML again and stuff…” …….. *Hits H-c, Tara and Casey* “…Bother!”

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CP *rotting on her couch*: “…Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyy didn’t I get a job…?” X(

Tiger: “Because you’re lazy………..and you told all your interviewers that your favorite dish is kittens.” >_>’

CP: “Nooo! Those were only the interviewers I didn’t like!” XO /

Tiger: “Meaning all of them.”

CP: *Sob* ._.

*Lights and cable goes off*

MRFFA crew: “…………………..”

CP: “Ooooohhhh that’s why I was depressed about being a lazy ass… I needed to pay the bills! Phew! I thought I was losing my appreciation of laziness!” ^_^

*BITE*

CP: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! MY ARM!!!!!!!”

Tiger: “Sorry, I couldn’t see your neck since the lights are out.” -)_._-

Lina *casts a light spell*: “Oh great! NOW what are we going to do?” =_=

Golem: “…Golem is missing his soaps…” ._.

CP: “Welp crew! Looks like we’re all gonna have to find jobs!”

Genki: “CHILD LABOR LAWS!!! CHILD LABOR LAWS!!” >.< /

CP: “…Except for the children.” <_<’

Pixie: “I’m just warning ya, CP, we women will probably have a hard time getting a job with the Glass Ceiling thing and gender discrimination and man’s world crap…”

CP: “…Or the fact you’re always drunk.” <_<’’’’’’’’

Pixie: “*Hic* Woot!!” XDv

Announcer: “AND SO, THE JOB HUNT BEGINS!”

CP *in a forest with a gun*: “Be veeeewwwyyy veeewwwwy quiet. I’m hunting jobs! Huhhuhhuh…!” ^_^

Announcer: “…NOT THAT KIND OF HUNT, STUPID.” >_>+

CP: ._.

Announcer: “ANTHY AND UTENA BECOME DAYCARE TEACHERS!!”

Utena *reading a fairytale to the children*: “One day, the handsome Prince Charming arrived at Cinderella’s door…”

Anthy: “The prince turned out to be Cinderella’s brother, just like my prince brother! And they shared a sweet…sweet……..sweet…kiss.” @_@

*Stares off dreamily*

Utena: O_o;;; ………………. o_O?

Children: o_o

Utena: “Er---ah--- No Anthy! You mean you and your brother SYMBOLICALLY made love to each other on our show to represent you brother’s control over you and his selfish intentions of using you as a mere object, right?” O_o;;;;

Anthy: “No.” ^_^

Utena: “…….” O_o

Anthy: ^_^

Utena: “…….” O_o

Anthy: ^_^

Utena: “…….” O_o

Anthy: “…Bye!” ^_^; /

*Runs*

Utena: “Oi, Anthy!” O_o;;; / …. “…Uh…”

Children: o_o

Mothers *loom up behind Utena*: *____________________*+

Utena: “Ack—hey, no fair!! I don’t even have a brother!! AAAIIIIEEEEEEEeeeee!!!”

*Gets beaten up by mothers*

Children: o_o;;;

Announcer: “JOB FAILED. NEXT, HELGA BECOMES A THERAPIST!!”

Sakura *lying on a couch*: “…And then Sumire-san smacked me…oh the memories…why does everyone always pick on sweet, boring, loveable meeee?” ;_;

Helga *smacks Sakura*: “Aah suck it up, ya wimp!”

Sakura: “THE MEMORIES! THE SCARRING MEMORIES!!!!!! WAAAHHHHHHH!!!”

*Leaps out the window*

Announcer: “JOB FAILED…” O_o;;; “…HOLLY AS A CASHIER IN A BAKERY!!”

*Customers run out screaming of the bakery on fire*

Holly *runs out clutching brownie boxes*: “BROWNIES!!! ….Wait… Someone’s still inside!!!!!” O_O

Bakery owner *trapped in the flames*: XD /

Holly: “I’M COMING FOR YA---“ *runs past him to a brownie box*: “---MINDY!!!!”

*Runs out again*

Bakery owner: “……..” O_;’/

*BURNS* X(

Audience: “…………” *Turns to CP* >_>+

CP: “…Sorry, sorry! I just had to do one more insane Holly joke to satisfy myself… *sniff*…” ._.

Announcer: “…………………” <_<’’ “SUEZO AND HARE WORK IN A GYM!”

*Inside the girl’s locker room*

Girl 1: “LOL! I’m walking around in my bra! Look at me, I’m hot and ur not!! Wheeeeeeeeee!!”

Other girls: “Put a shirt on, ya dumb bitch.” >_>+

Girl 1: ;_;

CP *pops up*: “Sorry guys, that’s what REALLY goes on in the girl’s locker rooms. HA HA! I laugh at your dumb fantasies!” XD/

*Runs away laughing*

Guys is audience: “…My dreams have been shattered…” ;_;

Girl 2: “……………..Why is there a large cardboard box in here with a telescope sticking out of it?” O_o

Other girls: “……………………….”

Hare *in the box with Suezo*: “…Do you think they know?”

Suezo: “Of course not! This technique has been used for years and years in Loony Tunes and Metal Gear Solid! If it worked for Snake, it’ll work for----“

*Box lifts up to reveal angry girls* =__________=+

Suezo and Hare: o.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Snake *sneaks by in another box*: “Ha ha, dumbasses…” >.>

Girls: *Pick up weapons that appear from nowhere* =_________=+

Announcer: “THE SPACE CASES HAPPY CLIP HAS RETURNED DUE TO THE EXCESSIVE VIOLENCE OF THE FOLLOWING SCENE!!” 0_0;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*Commander Goddard is checking a data crystal in the Command Post*

Goddard: “Checking out his craft for clues was the next thing I was gonna do. Good initiative.”

Miss Davenport: “It was Mr. Radu’s suggestion. Two Brownie Points, Mr. Radu.”

Radu: “Uh, we couldn’t have done it without Thelma…”

Goddard: “Well done, Thelma.” *Yawns* “Excuse me! Well, let’s check out this data crystal, shall we?”

Thelma (android): “Excellent idea, Pierre! The corn muffins look scrumptious today!!!”

*Falls over* XD

Goddard: “………After we fix Thelma.” <_<’’’

Suezo and Hare parts: X(

Girls: “Hmph. Now where’s that other box…?” <______________<

Snake *still in box*: “You don’t see me! You don’t see me!!!!” @_@;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Announcer: “JOB FAILED.” -_-; “PIXIE AND BIG BLUE AS COPS!”

Pixie: *Shoots a random criminal* “FREEZE!” >.<

Big Blue: “…………Uh……………Master Pixie? You mixed up the order again…” o_o;;;;;

Pixie: “…Whoops…welp! Good thing no one was around!” ^-^

Big Blue: “Uh…Master Pixie…the camera men from ‘COPS’ are filming us…” o_o;;;;;

COPS camera people: 0_0

Pixie: “…….Er…….LIGHTNING!!!”

*Zaps the camera men* XP

Pixie: “Whew! That takes of that! …Was anybody else watching?”

Big Blue: “Just God.” <_<’’

Pixie: “Oh good! I was scared there for a moment!” ^_^

Big Blue: “……….You should be scared for your immortal soul………….” <_<’’’

Pixie: “What was that?”

Big Blue: “….Nothing…”

*They drive away in their policecar*

Random criminal *bleeding*: “My spleen…” XP/

Announcer: “……………….Um……………… ...CP AS A……..CRIME FIGHTING…..TEEN……?” o_O;

Stereotype Russian criminals: “Oye! Ve vill steal the biggest diamond in Vurope and give it to da communist party, yes?”

CP’s voice: “Hold it right there!”

SRC: “Waaaa?” O_O

CP *attempts to do a flip but ends up tripping over herself and knocks her head into the ground*: XP

SRC: “………………………..”

CP: XP

SRC: “……………………………….”

*Steals the diamond and runs*

CP: *Bleeds* XP

Charlie: “Agent CP has failed, girls! Go get them, angels!”

Charlie’s angels: *Relaxing at the spa*

Charlie: “…Angels?”

Charlie’s angels: *Gives him the finger*

Charlie: ;_;

Russia: *Takes over the world* ^_^v

China: “HEY!! We wanted to do that!!!” >.< / …………. “Er……..we……mean……….”

<_<’’’

>_>’’’

*Drifts away*

Chinese people *fall off the drifting country*: “Aiieeeee!” XD

Announcer *eyes bleeding*: “…EXCUSE ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL FOR BEING EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH IDIOCY. BUT BEFORE I DO, HERE’S KOHRAN AND TRON AS NASA WORKERS.” ^_^

*Eyes fall out and bleed more*

Announcer: ^_^ “…………………….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

Tron: “All-right, NASA! After all this falling tile crap, we’re here to build the best rocketship ever!!” >.< /

NASA people: “….How did you two get in here….?”

Kohran: “Observe, our rocketship, Mr. Moon-Dude!” >.< /

Mr. Moon-Dude *a rocketship with a happy face drawn on the tip*: “Hi! I’m Mr. Moon-Dude!” ^-^

Observers outside: “……………….” o_0;;;;;

*Sniff their drinks*

Tron: “3, 2, 1…blast off!” >.< /

*Mr. Moon-Dude blasts off*

Kohran: “Bwah ha ha ha ha! This is great! I added a HUGE amount of power to it!” ^_^v

Tron: “All-right! Let’s see it!” >.< /

NASA people: “…Seriously, how the hell did you two get in here with that rocketship?” T_T;;;

Hobbits: “They used our cloaks of invisibility!” <.< >.>

Kohran: “Okay Mr. Moon-Dude, time to show them your power!” *Presses a button*

*Mr. Moon-Dude shoots up at incredible speed…..into the moon*

BOOM!!!

NASA people: “Oh my god! You killed the moon!!”

Stan *pops up*: “You bastards!!!”

Kohran: “Er…it’s not dead! It just has a huge hole in it!” ^_^

Tron: “Just like what happened in Trigun! …Or something….”

………………

*They run*

Hobbits: “Wait for us!” O_;’

NASA people: “…………..”

Moon: “…Ow…” XP;;;;;;

*Falls towards the Earth*

Earth: “Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap….” o_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*Earth explodes*

God: “……..ARGH!!! I just put it back together too!!!!” >___<+

CP *floating in space*: “Wheeeee…I’m Kim Possible…” XD

Shego: “You are?!” O_O+

*Attacks CP*

CP: “I love Shego…” XDv


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"Epilogue...and Prologue" By: Lauren
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Some Old Updates

Updated 3/24/05

CP: “Hello everyone!! Somehow, I escaped the stew, pieced myself back together just in time for the update!” ^.^v “Sorry this one’s a little late, it’s spring break and it’s the first time since December I actually get to relax instead of running around and going to…bleck…work. So me sorry!” ^^;;

Servbot #1: “Um, Miss CP? There is no one visiting your site anymore.” ^^;

CP: “What?! My peps are gone, yo?!?!” O_O

Servbot: “Yup! All because you’ve been a lazy bitch!” ^_^

Announcer: “SOON, IN TRON’S TORTURE CHAMBER!”

Servbot #1 *running around the torture track as spikes poke him, fire burns him and anvils drop on him*: “WWWAAAAHHHH! That’s what Mr. Tiger told me to say!!!!!!!!” >__<’’’

CP: “MWAH HA HA HA HA!!! SQUEAL PIGGY!!” *__*/

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*Roger’s black limo crashes through the MRFFA garage*

Kohran: “…Ya know, Dorothy…the garage door was opening.” >_>’

Dorothy: “It was taking too long.” =_=

CP’s voice: “OOK OOK OOK OOK PANNNNNCCCAAAKKKKEEESSSsssss!!”

Dorothy and Kohran: “………………………..”

*They get out of the car and walk through the hole in the garage door to see CP dancing in the front yard with a spatula and dressed like a Native American*

Dorothy: “…Um…WHAT are you doing?” -_-+

CP: “A go-away snow dance!” >.< /

Kohran: “…Eh?” o_O

CP: “We had TWO spring days so far and the rest of the days were cold and snowy! And now it’s gonna snow again! It’s spring, yo! Why are we still getting snow?!” >.< /

Dorothy: “Maybe because Old Man Winter on that mountain over there is making it snow still?”

*Points to a huge mountain surrounded by dramatic thunder clouds*

Organ music: DUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Kohran and Dorothy: <__>?

CP *darkly*: “Old Man Winter…….” =_= *Holds up her spatula over-dramatically* “TODAY IS THE DAY YOU WILL BE DEFEATEEEEEEEeeeddddddddddddddd!!” >.< /

*A snow cloud zips over her and dumps a huge pile of snow onto her*

CP: “Chilly! ……….Baby back ribs!” X3

Dorothy and Kohran: >_>’’’’’’’’’’’

Announcer: “AND SO!”

CP: “Let us prepare for battle!!!” >.< /

Genki: “ALL-RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!” *Eats a box of sugar* “NOW I’M READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” *o*/

Golem: “…Now Golem knows how Genki always stays hyper…” o_O;

Genki *looking at the box of sugar*: “……………………………..YOUR MOMMA!!” >.<+ /

Others: >_>’’’’’’’’’’

Megaman: “Actually, CP, Roll and I like the snow! Even when it snows non-stop in the springtime!” ^_^

CP: “………….Then you must die.” -_-

Giant Pac-man: “WHOMP! WHOMP!”

*Eats Megaman and Roll*

Megaman: “FIRST AMENDMENT!!!! FIRST AMMMmmeeennndmenttttt………!”

Giant Pac-man *floats off*: “WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!”

*Various colorful ghosts chase after him*

Tron: “Aw man… I was looking forward to fresh meat in my torture chamber…” ._.

All boys: “……….”

*Slowly steps away from Tron*

CP: “Now that all the traitors are gone, let us go!” >.< /

Others: “Yay.”

Genki: “WOOT!!!!!!!!!”

*Runs past CP and crashes through the wall*

CP: “……………………………………………….MY WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” >__<’’

Announcer: “SOON, AT THE MOUNTAIN.” -_-;

Holly: “We have to climb THAT?” O_;’

CP: “Be a man, Holly!!” >.< /

Genki *scratching his butt*: “Yeah! Be a man like me!!” >.< /

Holly: “………….*whimper*……………” ;___;’

CP *begins climbing it*: “IF MOUNTAIN GOATS CAN DO IT, WE CAN DO IT!!! RIGHT GUYS?!”

…………….

CP: “…Guys?” o_O;

Bing!

*The others go into an elevator that magically appeared*

CP: “……………………………………..WAIT FOR ME!!!” \ >___________< /

Announcer: “AND SO!”

Bing!

*The update step out of the elevator*

CP: “Old Man Winter, come out!” >.< /

Holly: “Um…can’t we just talk things over with him instead of fighting him?” O_;’

CP: “NO WAY! We’re gonna do this the President Bush way, yo!!” >.< /

Bush: “Hell yeah!”

Others: O_o

Bush: “…….Um…….this isn’t my Texas ranch, is it?” T_T;;;;

Old Man Winter *a huge old man with a cane hobbles out*: “Git off mah property youngings!” >.<

*Blows out a snow storm at them*

Others: “AIIEEEEEE!!”

Tiger: “LIGHTNING!!!”

*Old Man Winter dodges his attack*

CP *blows by Tiger, spiral eyed*: “MRFFA Updates…now with 60% more action and corn!” XDv

Tiger: >)_._>’’’’’’’’

*Maria shoots at Old Man Winter but he eats her bullets*

Others: o_o

Old Man Winter: “…What? Old people need their IRON!!”

*He spits them back at the crew who leap out of the way*

Nahga *appears on top of the mountain over-dramatically*: “HAAAAUUUHHH HA HA HA HA HAAA!!”

Tron: “Oh no… Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse!” -_-;

Nahga: “SUMMON JELLY FISHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

………………….

……………………

Nahga *turns to the ocean to see the jellyfish frozen inside of it*: “…………Hauh?”

Others: “………………………………..”

Nahga: “Oh yeah! It’s frozen! Welp, see ya’ll later!” ^.^;;/

Kanna: “THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU MORON!” =__=+++

CP: “Hold on, I got an idea!!!” >.< /

*Rolls down the mountain* XD

MEANWHILE…

Daphne (Scooby Doo): *Hair drying her hair*

CP *bursts through the window*: “HAND OVER THE HAIR DRYER!!!” >.< /

Daphne: “Scooby Doo!!!!” @_@;;

CP *grabs the hair dryer*: “Bwah! Scooby is too nice to attack his Number 1 fan!” -_____-

Scooby *bursts through the door with a shotgun*: “SCOOBY DOOOOooooo!!!” *__*

CP: @____________________@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Various children: “S-Scooby…?” o_o

Scooby: “Ruh-roh… Rhis isn’t ra real run! Rhis is a rake rone!!”

*CP escapes through the window* @__@;;

Daphne: “COME BACK HERE, BITCH!!!” >.< /

Various children: o_o

Velma: “…Oh no…Freddy, make room in the closet.” >_>;;;

*Old Man Winter and the others are waiting for CP*

Old Man Winter: “So…uh…when did ya’ll move in?”

Holly: “About 5 years ago.”

Old Man Winter: “Oh…”

CP *Rolls back up the mountain*: “OKAY! TAKE THIS!!!”

*Blasts the hair dryer at Old Man Winter*

Old Man Winter *beard being blown*: “………”

Dorothy: “CP? Do you like Polar Bears?” >_>

CP: “YUS!!” @__@

Dorothy: “Here’s some.”

*Polar Bears leap out and attack CP*

CP: “Yaaaay!” XD/

Holly: “Sorry Old Man Winter. You see…we really want it to be spring.” ;__;

Old Man Winter: “Spring? It’s spring??? Oh no! My calendar…I forgot to get a new one! I thought it was still December! Sorry about that.”

*He snaps his fingers and the snow disappears*

Update crew: “HURRAY!” \ ^.^ /

South-eastern New Yorkers: “YAY!” \ ^.^ /

World: “ARMAGGEDON!!!!!” *__*

God: “Man, you always say that. WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAVE I CREATED?!?!”

*Floats away crying*

Holly: “See everyone? All you gotta do is talk it over and the problem will be solved!”

Liberals: “SEE BUSH?!” >______<+

Bush: “SHADDUP HIPPIES!!” >,< /

*THEY FIGHT*

Holly: o_O;

Dorothy: “Yeah…this is all touching and stuff but it’s Spring Break. Now that the snow is gone, what are we gonna do?” -_-

Others: “………..”

Announcer: “SOON, IN CANCUN!”

MTV dude: “Yoooooo dawgs it’s MTV in the shizzle for SPRING BREAK! Yeeeeeeeaaaa-uuuhhhhh!!!”

*Update crew shake their booties* XDv

Big Blue: “Hey there, Mocchi! You did not die today!” ^_^

Mocchi: “CHI!” ^o^/

*Gets eaten by Giant Pac-man*

Mocchi’s voice: “Chi…” O_;’

Megaman’s voice: “C’mon Mocchi! Let’s dance!” XDv

Tron *curled up further away*: “…WHY did we go through ALL of THAT when we could’ve gone to Cancun?”

Nun *curled up next to her*: “So much skin shown…AAH!!!!” o_O

Tron: >_>;;;;

Announcer: “MEANWHILE, IN NEW YORK!”

CP *drags herself back to the MRFFA Studios*: “Hah…hah…I love polar bears…” XD *Looks up* “Hm?” o_O

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CP: “MY GARAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” >___________<

Updated 2/25/05

Dear MRFFA audience,

Sorry ya’ll…I really am… Ever since I went to college, I haven’t been myself. I’ve gotten depressed, lonely and fat(ter) which makes my anxiety and paranoia ten times worse. My roommate always has guys and girls to go out with and when she feels nice, she’ll ask me to come but I always decline because I hate going anywhere to eat with a bunch of skinny people who I can’t talk to about anything.

However, when I began writing this update, I realized that this is what I’ve been missing. In a weird way, the MRFFA has become a part of me that makes me whole. Recently, I got a really, really, really touching email wishing me farewell and a part of me was screaming “No! NO! I don’t want to go! I don’t want to lose everyone!” so I finally finished the update and I feel much better.

Why worry about not having friends? Why feel so lonely when you have a family and a few people home that you can still talk to? I didn’t have the answer but now I feel so much better.

I swear I won’t let you all down ever again like I did for the past year and a half. I missed the MRFFA’s 5th birthday, so let me begin by thanking all of you for 5 great years.

Thank you, everyone.

Love,

Carissa (CP)

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*The MRFFA opens its doors, and a dust storm flies out*

Update crew: *Dies from dust inhalation* XP;;;;;;;;;

Dorothy *gets up*: “This place has been empty for over a year…all thanks to CP going to college and getting ten times more lazier then she ever was.”

Tron: “Scary thought.” ^^;;;

Genki: “This is AWESOME!!! We’re all finally back together to do an update! Let’s see…” *Pulls out a list* “Brownies?”

Kohran *runs by clutching the brownie box*: “MINE!! ALL MIIIINNNNNEEEEE!!!!”

Tiger: “……I’m still use to Holly being insane, but, check.” -).-;;;

Holly *cooking stew*: O_O?

Genki: “Random guest stars?”

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles *leap out of the toilet and leap out the window*: “COWABUNGAAAA!!!!” XDv

*CRASH*

Others: “………………………………….Check…” o_O;;

Broken window: “Ow…” XP;;;

Genki: “Crazy relatives?”

SM *runs by topless dragging Casey by a leash*: “HAUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!”

Iris, Mocchi and other children in the audience: *Scarred for life* o_o

Maria: “………………………….Uh…………………………….I’ll say that’s a check…”

Genki: “The MRFFA audience?”

*A scarecrow sits in the audience*

Utena: “Well…at least he’ll never leave us.” ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Scarecrow: *Gets up and leaves* U_U

*Gets attacked by crows outside* XD;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Utena: o_O

Genki: “MRFFA authors?”

MRFFA authors’ chairs *empty with a note on all of them*: SCREW THIS, WE WENT TO PLAY GAIA!”

Golem: “…….Golem feels so alone now……..” o_o

Genki: “And finally…CP’s insanity!” ^o^ /

Dorothy: “Uh….Genki? CP’s not here.”

Genki: “What?! You told me we were ALL gonna be together again!!” ;__________;

Dorothy: “Um…I lied.” -.-

Genki: “HOW DARE YOU LIE TO A BELIEVING, INNOCENT CHILD?!?!?!”

*Runs around in circles crying*

Others: >_>;;;;;;;;;;

Anthy: “Well…maybe she’s at work! She does have a job now at college, remember?”

Announcer: “FLASHBACK TO THE SUNY PURCHASE CHILDREN’S CENTER!”

Teacher *reading ‘Snow White’ to the preschoolers*: “Snow Blank ate a Snickers bar given to her by the witch and fell to sleep from the evil unhealthiness of it!”

CP: “Hey! Hold on! Snow what? Snickers…evil?!?!?! What’s up with you, lady?!” >.< /

Teacher: “I’m reading the politically correct version written by the VERY intelligent liberals and not by the…what children?” ^_^

Children: “Dumb, war-humping, religious freaks conservatives!” ^o^

CP: “WHAT?!” O_O+

Teacher: “Anyways…” ^_^ “Then the princess came to rescue Snow Blank but the evil witch turned into a dragon!”

CP: “…A princess…?” o.O

Ellen DeGeneres *pops up by CP*: “Ssh! This is getting good!”

CP: “Ellen!!! Can I have your autograph??” @__@

Ellen: “…Er…”

*Disappears*

CP: “My dreams are always being shattered…” ;_;

Teacher: “But then the terrorists came and blew the dragon up because they are our friends!” ^_^

CP: “Okay, lady. This has gone far enough. CHILDREN!!! YOU ARE BEING BRAIN WASHED!!! DON’T YOU SEE??!?!”

Child #1: *Picking his nose* O_O?

Child #2: *Chewing on a toy* O_O?

CP: “DENOUNCE THIS TEACHER AND COME WITH ME DOWN AN INDEPENDENT ROAD WHERE YOU CAN HAVE FREEDOM!!! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!” >.< /

Teacher: *Shoots CP*

CP: XP

Children: o_o

Teacher: “Who wants to go outside?!” ^o^

Children: o_o

Announcer: “…”

Genki *stops running around*: “Ooh yeah!” O.O “But…wouldn’t she have called us?” ;_;

Announcer: “SUDDENLY!”

*A brick with a note attached flies through the window and hits Genki on the head*

Genki *falls down*: X_X

Holly *over-dramatically*: “GENKI!!!”

Pixie: “Calm down, *hic*! He’s fiiiiinnnne!”

Genki: “I see the light…………IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” XD;;;;;;;;;;;;

*Rolls around frantically*

Others: “………………………..”

Dorothy *reads the note on the brick*: “…Oh no…”

Others: O_O???

Dorothy: “CP’s been kidnapped by the SUNY Purchase pirates.” -_-;;

Roll: “………CP’s college has pirates?” o_O;;;;

Hare: “It IS a liberal arts school…”

John Kerry: “Woot!”

Kohran *runs back*: “This is terrible!! We gotta save CP, yeah?”

Others: “Uh………………………………no?”

Holly: “Oh dear… I forgot! CP hasn’t paid us in over a year so I will have enough money by now to buy that boat I’ve always wanted!” ^_^ /

Others: @____________@ “LET’S GO SAVE CP!!!”

Kohran: “…Capitalists…” -.-;;;

Announcer: “SO THE UPDATE CREW RUSHED TO SUNY PURCHASE WHERE THE PIRATES AWAITED!”

CP *hanging over a huge, boiling pot of the school’s miso soup*: “AIIEEeeee!! Help me!!! It’s boiling and HEALTHY!!! Aieeeeeeee!!!!!” XD;;;

Sakura *draws her sword*: “Unhand CP you…you pirates!!” >.< /

Kanna: “…Good one Sakura.” <_<;;;;

Sakura: *Sniffle* .__.

Pirate captain *a nerdy college kid dressed as a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder*: “Arrr!!! You’ll never take us alive, land lubbers! That stupid CP stole our fake…er…pirate eye patches!” >.< /

CP *with eyepatches everywhere on her*: “He he heee!” XDv

Others: >_>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Dorothy: “……………..Baka.” -_-;;;

Holly *eyes huge and sparkling*: “But why…? Why did you nice college kids turn to the dark side of being pirates?”

Pirate captain: “I’ll tell ya why miss… You see, we use to be the Jedi Masters instead of the pirates but when I got Polly here on my shoulder, I was laughed at… Obi-wan doesn’t have a parrot they would tell me and laugh…and laugh…and laugh…” o_o “So I became a pirate and took them over!!! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!” >.< /

Tron: “Um……………..okay……………….”

Utena: “This update is even more screwed up then my show…and we have incest.” -_-;;;

Anthy: “Yay!” ^o^ /

Utena: <_<

Anthy: “…I mean…oh…no?” ^^;;;

Pixie: “*Hic* Damn brother lover.” <.<

Pirate captain: “In any case, you’ll have to get through us and our…DONKEY KONG LEVEL OF DOOM!!”

Others: “…Donkey Kong?” o.O;;

Mocchi: “Chi?” o_O?

*Gets killed by a rolling barrel* XD

Dorothy: “…Oh no…not another Donkey Kong spoof…” -_-;

*The update crew leaps over bouncing barrels and climb ladders to the next slope*

Holly: *Happily jumps over another barrel*

100 POINTS!

Holly: “………..W-where did those words come from…….?” o_o

*Curls up and sucks her thumb*

Genki: “Oh no! HOLLY!!!”

*Falls into the flaming oil can of doom* XD

Dorothy: “Um……since when does an oil can flame?”

Oil can *sitting at his computer*: ^_^

*Goes on a website*

Website: “OIL CANS SUCKS!! LOL!!!11111one.”

Oil can: O_O+

*Flames the website owner* >_<

Dorothy: “…….Oh.” <_<;;

Pirate captain: “ATTACK THEM!!” >.< /

Pirates: “ARRRRR!!!”

Reni *steps forward*: “Leave this to me.” -__-

Pirates *rush towards Reni*: “ARRRRRRRRR!!!”

Reni *pulls NY governor Pataki from out of her pocket*: “Here.”

Pirates: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Pataki: “You dumb college kids! You guys aren’t graduating soon enough for me so I’ll raise you tuition AND cut ALL OF YOUR MUCH NEEDED FINANCIAL AID!!! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!”

Pirates: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!”

*Flees*

CP: “CURSE YOU PATAKI!!!”

*Falls into the boiling pot of Miso soup* XD

Others: “…………………Er………………………..oops……………..”

Genki *still on fire*: “ALL RIGHT!! We saved the day!!!” >.< /

Tiger: “Whatever.” >)_._>;;;;;;;;;;

CP’s voice: “AIIIIIIIIIIIIEeeee! So…healthy…!!!! I’m melting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” XP/

Dorothy *hides her scissors*: “That’ll teach you to update more…and pay us more.” >_>

Announcer: “AND SO THE MRFFA IS BACK TO NORMAL!!” ^___^

MRFFA: “Yay!” ^O^

*Explodes* XP;;;;;

SM *standing in the rubble*: “…Hauuuh…maybe I shouldn’t have put darling in the microwave…” o_o;;

Casey *stuffed in the microwave*: “I want a divorce…” XP;;;

Updated 6/14/04

Eheh-hoooo… Sorry for the lack of updates but between school being sucky, working on a project with g-ma and working on a web comic with Pure Goddess and Hikari I’ve had no time for this site. Plus Tripod is being a-holes AGAIN and telling me that I’m running out of space so they may shut this site AGAIN. (Don’t EVER get a site on Tripod-they’re evil money-grubbing bastards…) Also, my Inbox is growing spider webs and no one’s around anymore… ;__; I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_________________; (I prolly scared them all away… *weep* )

For entertainment go to: http://www.sbanzai.hcmrworld.com/ (web comic by Holly-chan and friends), http://www.highscoreonline.com/ (contains 2 hilarious Flash cartoons) and http://go-girly.com/index.html (one of my favorite web comics)

Oh, and DON’T WATCH ‘GARGOYLES’ ON FOX FAMILY!! They cut out all the “violent” parts AND episodes! So far the series has been episode 1, episode 2, episode 4, episode 6, episode 11, episode 20. God only knows what they will do to the last episodes that have…*gasp!!*…a few drops of blood, a deep kiss (and sexual innuendo?? =3 ) a half-drowned Elisa, someone getting shot by a laser and…oh no! The word “dead” is used!!! Oh dear! The children!

And as for me, I say let’s turn Iraq and Fox Family Channel into glass with a big old nuke. Bastards. Oh, and I’ll be going to SUNY Purchase next year so expect even more infrequent updates.

…………………………………….

……………………………………………………….

…Bastards… ALL OF THEM!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*Head goes BOOM!!*

-Your webmistress who is currently suffering from senioritis and insanity

*****

Announcer: “We find our insane web mistress and her update crew babysitting three children for money…”

CP *tied up to a chair*: “NOOOOOOOO! NOT LIPSTICK!!! ANYTHING BUT LIPSTICK!!!!!!!!!!”

Announcer: “…God save her and the children.”

Holly *cooking her stew in the middle of the floor as the fire alarm goes off from the campfire*: “Everyone! Dinner is ready!” ^_^

Genki *on his knees in a corner*: “Thank you god for making Holly nice and sane again!” @_@

Announcer: “…In reality, CP was getting numerous emails that the whole ‘insane Holly’ thing was getting old…” <____________<

CP *now wearing lipstick, a blonde wig and heavy eye shadow*: “AH SHADDUP!” >.<

*Hops off in her chair to eat with the others, grumbling*

Pixie *as the three kids climb over her*: “Woot! Kids luv me! *Hic*!” XD/

Tiger: “…That’s because you keep candy in your shirt thing.” <)_._< ;

Pixie: “Do not!” >,< /

John (little boy): “I wub you Aunt Pixie!”

Pixie: “Awwwww! Cute human!” *Pulls out a lollipop from her shirt* “Here!”

Others: “…”

Kohran *runs into the room*: “Haaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii minna-han! Let’s go to the movies!! Can we?! Can we?! Can we go?!!? Huh huh huh huh huh huh?! OKAY!” @______@

*Leaps out the window*

Everyone: “………….”

*Looks at Genki*

Genki: “Whhaaaat? I had to get rid of Holly’s brownies somehow to keep her sane!” @_@;;;;

Holly: “Eek! Kohran had BROWNIES?!” *Leans out the window* “Kohran! Brownies aren’t good for you at all!” >.< /

Kohran: XDv

CP *trying to figure out a way to eat her stew while tied to the chair*: T_T;

Maria: “I think Kohran, despite her massive sugar high…”

Kohran’s voice: “My arteries…” XP;;

Maria: “…had a good idea. We might as well take the kids to see a movie.” -_-

Three kids: “YAAAY!!!” ^o^/ “LET’S SEE ‘TROY’!!!!!”

Maria: “………….I was thinking something NOT rated R like ‘Shrek 2’…” >_>;;;;;;;;;;;;

Three kids: “Boo! It’s rated PG!!” >_< /

Maria *holds out her gun*: “Either that or DIE HARD.”

Three kids and everyone else: o.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; “SHREK 2 ROCKS! LET’S GO!!!!!!!!” >,< ;;;;;;;;; /

*They run away like idiots as Maria calmly walks after them*

CP *looks after them from her chair*: “Troy? Is that the movie with all da pretty boys in it?!?” @_@ *Falls forward into her bowl of stew* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---Mmmmm…steeewww…AAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!”

Announcer: “SOON, AT THE MOVIES!” -_-;

CP *face covered in bandages holding their tickets*: “Okay everyone! Hold hands! Let’s not get separated!”

Tiger: “Pfft. There’s foreshadowing for ya.”

Anthy *walks by the ‘Garfield the movie’ theater*: “…Garfield…kitty…” \T_T;;

Utena: “Come on, Anthy.” ^^;;;;;;;;;;

Pixie: “Aw come on, Utena! Stop being such a goody-two-shoes! Let’s separate from this bandwagon and go see what we want to see!” ^_^

Anthy: “Kitty?!” @_@

Tiger *wonders by with Holly*: “We’re sneaking into ‘Raising Helen’.” <)_._<

Utena, Anthy and Pixie: “Raising Helen?! For YOU Tiger???” O.o;;

Tiger: “Er…no! H-Holly really wanted to go and…” #O).O#

Holly: “What’s this movie about again?” ^_^

Tiger: “…..Ah ha ha ha! What a kidder! Let’s GO Holly!” O).o;;;;;

Holly *as Tiger drags her off*: T_T??

Announcer: “MEANWHILE!!”

CP *sits down*: “Ah! Here we are! Popcorn any---“

*Looks to see everyone gone except for Golem*

Golem: “What? Golem likes Shrek…” T_T;;

CP: “---OH DAMN IT!!”

*Runs out like an idiot*

Golem: *Shrugs and watches the movie happily* @_@

Announcer: “IN THE GARFIELD MOVIE!”

Utena *watching the movie with an exasperated face on as Anthy looks on with big, sparkly eyes*: “…Sigh… At least you’re happy……you and your animal loving ways……” U_U;;;;;;;

Utena: o_O “H-hey come on, Anthy… I know you’re really happy and you’re my bride but…g-get your hand out of there please…” #u.u#

Anthy: O_O????

Utena: “…If that’s not you…” O_o

Suezo: “Heh heh heh…” (D

Utena: O_O+++++++++++++++++ “YOU LITTLE----!!!!”

HAPPY ‘SPACE CASES’ CLIP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Replacing the Happy Music)

Audience member: “Hey wait!!! What’s this all of a sudden!??! I demand the Happy Music to return!!!” >.< /

*Gets eaten by a giant Pac-man*

Tron *appears on the screen with a professor’s robe and hat on*: “Ah! I’m glad you asked! ‘Space Cases’ is the old Nickelodeon sci-fi show that was quite popular. But due to Nickelodeon being assholes, as usual, they pulled it off in its prime. So CP has been campaigning for its DVD release and so decided to replace the ‘Happy Music’, which was originally used to block the violence and or cursing that was about to happen, with ‘Space Cases’ clips! ROLL IT!!” >.< /

Miss Davenport *clings to Goddard as a whooshing sound is heard*: “IT’S HAUNTED!!!”

Rosie *falls out of the jump tubes and stumbles around a bit*: “…AAAaaah! …Oh look! Bunnies!” ^_^

*Collapses*

END OF ‘SPACE CASES’ HAPPY CLIP!!

Alien *in his UFO*: “Aw man… Nothing good is happening out here…it’s so boring here just watching the satellites…and spying on world leaders…” ._.

*Suezo flies by with his eye punched in and teeth missing*

Alien: “………………”

Announcer: “IN THE ‘TROY’ MOVIE THEATER!”

All three kids *hopping up and down in their seats*: “Yeah!!!! Kill him!!!!! YES!!!!!!”

CP *bursts in*: “WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING IN HERE?!” *__*

Boy: “Eek! It’s the crazy bitch!!! HIDE!!”

CP: “I see you!! Where the hell did you learn that kind of stupid ass language from, you little bastard?!”

Other kids: “…”

CP: “……Nevermind! Let’s GO!”

Woman on the screen: “Oooh! You big hunk of manly man! I will reward you…with my body!”

Three kids: O_O;;;

CP: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;

Boy: “WOOOAAAHHH!!!! BOOBIES!!!!!!!!”

CP: “Let’s------oh wait. He’s taking off his shirt! Move over you little squirts!!” >.< /

Tron *in the back with the other ladies (except for Holly, Utena and Anthy)*: “HEY!! DOWN IN FRONT!!! YOU’RE BLOCKING THE ‘GOOD PARTS’!!” >.< /

Kanna: “Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!”

Announcer: “LATER!”

Tiger *crying hysterically into Holly as they leave the ‘Raising Helen’ theater*: “That was so beautiful!! *Sob* Do you have anymore tissues?”

Holly: “Sorry… You used them all in the first twenty minutes…” ^^;;;;;;

CP *skips over with the others*: “Hiya Tiger! What did you two go see?!” ^o^ /

Tiger *gets back to his cold state and wipes away his tears*: “’Chronicles of Riddick’.” -)_._-

CP: “Cool! What about you guys?”

Utena: “Um…’Garfield’…” #<_<#

Anthy *eyes huge and sparkly*: “It was adorable, Miss CP! So many cute animals in one film! It was like ‘Babe’ all over again!” @___@

Others: “………….”

Suezo’s voice: “….wwwwwWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

*CRASH!!!*

CP: “Hey Suezo! What did you see?” O.O

Suezo: “Uranus…” XD

Announcer: “AND SO, OUR HAPLESS CREW HEADED BACK HOME AND AWAITED THE MOTHER TO ARRIVE!”

Mother *enters*: “Hello my precious angels! Did you have fun?”

Three kids *run over to her*: “MOMMY! MOMMY! We went to the movies and learned how to decapitate people and win a war! Plus how to have se----“

‘SPACE CASES’ HAPPY SCENE!!! O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Dram: My child, I don't believe that for a moment. A child of mine. With no dreams. That would be a worse ordeal than any monster I might hope to encounter.

(The door opens.)

Dram: The monster!

Catalina: (turning) Holy grozit! It's hideous!

(Commander Goddard comes in, looks behind himself briefly, then realizes she's referring to him.)

Goddard: Very funny.

Mother’s voice from outside the MRFFA: “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

Dorothy *watches the mother storm out the door with her kids*: “…I do not understand why she is so upset. They will need that knowledge someday.” -_-

Kohran *still implanted in the ground*: “Bye wee ones!” XD/

Announcer: “NEEDLESS TO SAY, CP AND THE OTHERS WILL NEVER BE BABYSITTING AGAIN.”

MRFFA crew: “Boo!” -_-

Giant Pac-man: "The end! Whomp! Whomp!"

****

CP *with a birthday hat on*: “Oct. 28th was the MRFFA’s birthday! We’re 4 years old!” XDv “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRFFA!!!” @_@

*MRFFA explodes*

CP *burnt and standing in the rubble*: “Whee! We’ve been using that joke for 4 years too!” XD;;v

*Falls over* XP

Dorothy *steps onto CP*: “Sorry about the lack of updates, again, folks. CP just hasn’t been feeling herself lately… Maybe it’s because of the lack of sugar… But please rest assure…” *Her arm transforms into a huge machine gun* “…I will get her started again.” -________-

CP: @_@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*****

*A ship is floating in the sea with no signs of land anywhere*

Dorothy *slumped on the deck*: “Remind me again why we’re out here, CP?” <_<+

CP *dressed in fancy captain clothes*: “Because, first mate Dorothy, we at the MRFFA must promote my website!” >. Kohran: “No one goes on your site anymore…”

CP: “SILENCE!!!!!!!” >_< /

Dorothy: “CP…have you realized we’re out in the middle of NO WHERE?!?!?! Who’s gonna see us?!?!!?”

CP: “Shame, shame Dorothy! We must think about ALL potential audiences! Including mermaids!” >.<

Dorothy: “………………………………………………CP, do you like to swim?”

CP: “YUS!” @_@

Dorothy *picks up CP and throws her overboard*: “There you go then.” -_-+

CP’s voice: “Wheeeee!”

*SPLASH*

Holly: “Um…we kinda need her…to get back home…” ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Dorothy: “Curses. Get the fish net.” >_>;;;

CP’s voice: “Heeey! This big fish likes me!” ^_^ ……….. “AAAAAAHHHH!!! IT’S EATING ME!!!!!!! SWEET CORN ON THE COB…IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Tiger *looks overboard as Maria catches CP in the fish net*: “…That would be a man-eating shark CP…” -)_._-;;;

Announcer: “SOON!”

CP *now with one arm*: “Aw well! As long as we’re out here, I have decided that in order to promote the MRFFA and celebrate its 4th birthday, we’ll find a new world to claim for all Monster Rancher fans everywhere!” >.< /

Genki: “Um…isn’t everything kinda discovered already?”

CP: “N-no!” >.<;;;;;;;;;;;; /

Others: -_-;;;;

CP: “But we must be very careful! The world is flat, after all!” U_U

Dorothy: “…That’s it. I’m feeding her to the sharks.” >_>;;;

Tiger: “…Screw the sharks, I’m gonna eat her.” <)_._<;;

Anthy *saluting CP from behind everyone*: “U-um captain…?” ^_^;;;

CP: “Yes Lieutenant Anthy?!” >.<

Anthy: “We kinda have a problem below deck…” ^_^;;;;;;;;;;

*A huge wave of water bursts out from below deck*

Others: “MEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP?!” @_@;;

Utena *swimming through the wave*: “YOUR COW ATE A HOLE THROUGH THE SHIP!”

CP: “Damn it Second-in-Command!” >_<+

Betsy (cow) *floats by*: “Mrrroo…” -_-

Golem: “…Golem will not ask why CP brought Betsy with her…” o_O;

CP: “We need milk in the new world!” U_U

*Tiger sprinkles salt on CP*

CP: O.o?

*The boat begins to sink*

Kohran: “Mucho crap.”

Tron: “WE’RE GONNA BE EATEN BY SHARKS!!!” >__<

Kanna: “Bwah! Bring them all on!” U_____U

*Sharks pop up around the sinking ship*

Others: @_@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Announcer: “AFTER A LONG STRUGGLE AND VARIOUS LIMBS BEING EATEN, THE CREW ARE WASHED UP ON AN ISLAND…”

*The crew is sitting around a campfire*

CP: “The way I see it, the only way we’re gonna survive is if we vote people off the island!” U_U …………… “Hey Tiger?”

Tiger *sprinkling pepper on CP*: “Yeeesss?”

Dorothy: “Cut it out guys…and CP wouldn’t taste that good anyway. Her blood is full of soda and soy chips.”

Tiger: “Soy?! ACK!”

*Runs away and curls up behind Golem*

CP: O_O?

Maria: “In any case, we need to find a way back home.”

Kohran: “Right! I’ll invent a boat out of sticks!” >.< /

Dorothy: “Um…yeah…you go do that…” <_<;;;;;

Kohran: “WHHEEE!!”

*Runs off happily*

Sakura: “Um…at least sticks can’t explode…” ^_^;;;;;;

*A tree explodes in the background*

Utena: “…We’re doomed.”

CP: “Not exactly! Betsy can give us all a ride back to America!” >,<

Dorothy: “CP…Betsy is a COW.” <_<+++

CP: “Can’t cows swim?” O_O? “What about those sea cows?” O_O??

Dorothy *turns to Tiger*: “You take the top part, I’ll take the bottom part.” >_>;

Announcer: “LATER!”

Genki *twitching*: “So…hungry…” *Looks at Mocchi* “Mmm……….a rice cake…” @_@

Mocchi: “Chi?” O_o?

Holly: “Genki, we’ve only been on the island for 15 minutes.” <_<;

Utena: “Holly, boys are always starving.” >_>;;;

Genki *with Mocchi in his mouth*: “Mrrufff…”

Holly: -_-;

CP *swings by on a vine*: “OOK!!!!!!!”

*Crashes into a tree*

Utena and Holly: >_>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Anthy *wonders over*: “Utena-sama? This is not a new world.” ^_^

Utena: “Eh?? Are you sure Anthy?”

Anthy *turns around to reveal spears in her back*: “Pretty sure.” ^_^

Utena and Holly: o.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

CP *nose bleeding*: “…Those spears…they must belong to the ANCIENT MONKEY PEOPLE!!!!”

*Organ music*

CP: “…Hey Tiger? Why are you chewing at my arm?” O.o?

Tiger: “No reason.”

Tron: “Oh for goodness sake, CP!! There are NO such things as Ancient Monkey People!!” >__<+

Ancient Monkey People *leap out of the bushes with spears*: “WAKKKKKAAAAA!!” *_*

Tron: “………………..”

Anthy: “Ara my!” ^.^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Announcer *tied up over a large pot of stew*: “SOON!” @_@;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*Everyone but Kohran is tied up to a pole*

Genki: “Hey now! We’re descendants of monkeys too!” @_@;

Mocchi *inside of Genki*: “Chiiii!”

AMP leader: “You all are trespassing on our sacred land! For that, we will bake you all like that ominous announcer of yours over there…and your annoying organ…”

Organ *roasting in the stew with the Announcer*: “For the love of God, HELP ME!!!!”

CP: “NOOOO! Now what will we do in dramatic situations without organ music?!?!”

*Dramatic bag pipe music*

CP: “…*Sob*… It’s not the same…” ._.

Others: <_<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Kohran *appears dramatically from the bush with a long stick*: “HOLD IT!” >.< /

Sakura: “Kohran!” @_@

Kohran: “Let me friends go, you damn dirty apes!!” >.<

*Gets sued by Planet of the Apes writers*

Kohran: “Er… You…darn…filthy primates!” >.<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

AMP leader: “Warriors…ATTACK HER!”

AMP Warriors: “WAAAKKKKAAAA-OOOOKKKK!!!” >.< /

Dorothy: “…Wakka-ook?”

Maria: “They’re the ones with the spears…I wouldn’t question them right now.” -.-;;

Kohran *lights a match*: “BEHOLD!!!” *The match burns out on her fingers* “OW!!!” *Lights another match and sets fire to the top of the stick* “BEHOLD!!! I HAVE FIRE!!!!”

AMP warriors: “……………..”

*Spray it with a fire hose that appears out of nowhere and it goes out*

Kohran: “Er………” @_@;;; “THAT’S IT! NOW I’M REALLY SERIOUS!” >.< /

CP *as the update crew is lifted over the steaming pot of stew*: “KOHRAN!!!” @______@;;;;;;;;;;;;

Kohran: “Ack! Hold on!!!!” O_O;;;;;;;;;

*Leaps dramatically into the air*

Moo *suddenly appears out of the trees*: “Oooh! Can it be?! Enough stew to satisfy my ENORMOUSLY EVIL appetite?!!?”

*Picks up the huge pot of stew and drinks it* ^_^

Organ: “NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!” XD;;

Announcer *inside of Moo with the busted organ*: “AND SO MOO SAVED THE DAY!!”

Kohran *happily smiles at the update crew still tied up to the giant pole*: “That was close, yeah?” ^_^

Holly: “Um, Kohran? Are you sure you’re okay…? Those Ancient Monkey People got you pretty bad…” o_o

Kohran *covered in spears sticking out of everyplace in her body*: “Ka ka ka!!! Just a scratch!! Let’s go!”

CP: “AND DISCOVER NEW WORLDS!!” >.< /

Update crew: >_>

Announcer *melting in body acids*: “SOON…….” XD

Update crew *on Kohran’s boat of sticks eating*: ^_^

Holly *curled up further away*: “*Sob*… You all are animals…” o_o;;

Tiger: “You’re right Dorothy, she does taste like soy.” -)_._=;;

CP’s cooked limbs being eaten: “It’s good for ya!” XDv

Updated 8/19/03

Announcer: “WE HAVE SOME IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS!”

Dorothy *walks to center stage and turns to the audience*: “Once again, apologies for not updating in a long time. CP has gotten over her AP exams and regents exams…but now she’s a mindless zombie from Driver’s Ed and all her AP summer projects.” <_<’

CP *drooling, slouched in her chair and staring into space*: “Ddduuurrrrrrrrr…”

Dorothy: “Yes, it’s hard to see a difference…”

CP: “……………………………………………..” X(?

Dorothy: “But after receiving some new stories, we forced CP to update. So here it is.”

CP: “……………………….HEY!”

Dorothy: <_<’’’’’’’’’’’’’’ “Oh, and one more thing. Because of lack of submissions, CP is going to spread out the updates. So if you don’t see your story here yet, don’t worry. It’ll be up next week so this site can stay alive.”

***************

(The camera pans up to a huge tower where the bastardly…but drop dead sexy…Akio from ‘Revolutionary Girl Utena’ stands)

Akio: “So…Anthy has found Utena in the outside world, hm? Heh. What will you do next sister? Where will you two go? Mwah ha ha ha…HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!!”

*Continues to laugh like an idiot until a ‘mysterious’ boulder rolls him over and drops them off the tower*

Akio: “AAAAaaaannnnttthhyyyyy………” XD/

*THUD*

‘Mysterious’ voice: “That’s for the last episode you sexy bastard! He he he he…”

Announcer: “……………In the ‘outside world’…” <__<’’’

Utena *enters the MRFFA*: “Hello? Anyone home?” O_O?

Anthy *follows*: “Utena-sama and I want to answer your ‘Help Wanted’ sign outside!” ^_^

Utena: “Hey! Look at this!” O_O!

*CP’s PS2 lies on the ground, hooked up to the TV which is on, revealing a start screen*

Anthy: “Well, we might as well play it while we wait.”

Utena: “Okay.” *Presses start*

New Game? *Bing*

LOADING… … …

~~~

CP *the hero of the game, walks in a forest*: “Now where are those berries mom wanted me to get? ……………………Wait a minute… I just remembered! There are no berries in this forest!”

CP’s mom *runs past CP*: “FREED FROM THE BURDEN OF FAMILY! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!”

CP: o.O? … O.o? “…Aw well! I’m sure she just forgot!” ^_^

*Skips forward*

Voice: “CP…”

CP: “…Is that you God?” o_o

Voice: “Er…no… Look yonder.”

*A sword is in a boulder ahead*

CP: “Yeah?”

Sword: “Come to me…”

CP *walks past the sword to a tree*: “Wow! This sure is weird talking to a tree and all!” *Pulls out a rock from her pocket* “Right Rocky?” ^_^

Sword: “Um………. Look, just come to me…the sword you passed.”

CP *walks over to the sword*: “This one? But it’s all rusty and icky…” =.=

Sword: “You’re no keeper yourself. Now pull me out.”

CP: “HEY! I just got what you said so I’m not even gonna touch you!”

*Turns away*

Sword: “…Please?”

CP: “No.”

Sword: “…Pretty please?!”

CP: “No.”

Sword: “…………. *Sigh* ………I got candy…”

CP: “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!” \^.^/

*Touches the sword and a flash of light fills the screen*

CP: “AAAAHHH! MY EYES!!!!!!!”

*The light disappears and now CP is holding the sword*

Sword: “CP… I have chosen you as my master so we can fulfill our destinies of saving the world from the evil that lurks within it…”

CP: “…Can’t I take over the world instead?”

Sword: “Er…no.”

CP: “Poop!” >_<

Sword: “Riiiight… Anyways, you must go to the Eternal Palace to seek Maria’s guidance… She’ll explain everything. As we go on, you will meet allies that will help you on your mission. I will use my powers to help you as well. Any questions?”

CP: “…Can I have my candy now?” T_T;

Sword: “*Sigh*”

**

CP *hurries back into her hometown*: “Whee! I gotz a sword!! WORLD DOMINATION---Er…SALVATION!” >.< /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Genki: “Hey! I got a sword too! Can I save the world with you?” @_@

CP: “SURE MAN!” >,< /

[Genki has joined the party!]

CP: “YOU GOTTA FIGHT… DURN DURN! …FOR YOUR RIGHT…TO PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYYYY!” >.< /

[Not that kind of party stupid.]

CP: *Sulk*

*The chibitized Genki and CP march onto a map to the Eternal Palace*

Priestess Holly *opens the door*: “Welcome to the Eternal Palace!” ^_^

CP: “Thanks! Hey Genki! Let’s raid the drawers to see if we can get some free items! Everyone keeps some kind of medical herbs or equipment in their drawers in RPGs!” >,< /

Genki: “Woot!”

*Looks through a drawer*

[Genki obtained a bra!]

Holly: “ACK!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S MINE!!!!!!!!!” #O_______O#

Genki *now wearing it*: “Forget it priestess! It upped my defense 5 points!” >.< /

CP *slowly steps away from Genki*: “Er… Let’s find Maria…” o.O;;;

Holly: “Maria is upstairs in the main room.”

CP: “Thanks Holly! Wanna join my party?”

Holly: “Maria is upstairs in the main room.”

CP: O_O?

Genki: “Forget it CP. Once a character has done his or her part in speaking, they just repeat themselves over and over.”

CP: “…Freaky… Let’s go upstairs then!” ^_^ “Bye Holly!”

Holly: “Maria is upstairs in the main room.”

CP: “Um…let’s just go.” O.o/

*They go upstairs to a room lit by torches and decorated with stain glass windows and statues*

Maria: “Welcome CP and Genki. I have been expecting you.”

CP: “Ah! You must be the mystical lady of our adventure!” ^.^ /

Maria: “Er…yeah. Whatever floats your boat.”

CP and Genki: “Wheeeeee!” ^_^ /

Maria: “…Um…uh-huh. Anyways, that sword has chosen you to be the savior of the world from the threat of the evil Sumire! Right now, Lady Sumire and her minions are after your sword to awaken Lord Moo!”

Genki: “So…why can’t you just defeat him if you have mystical, awesome powers yourself Maria?”

Maria: “…………”

*Shoots lasers out of her eyes and melts Genki*

Genki: XD;

CP: “…” o_o;; “I’LL DO IT!” >.<’’’’ /

Maria: “Good. Now I won’t miss my mystery movies anymore. Be off with you two and take Holly too! She needs to practice her magic more. Holly!”

Holly *comes in*: “Yes ma’am?” *Looks at the puddle of Genki* “Five points, huh?” <____<

Genki: XP;

Maria: “Go with them to practice your magic.”

Holly: “What if I don’t want to?” U_U

Maria *pulls out her gun*: “Then dance.” -_-

CP and Holly *doing the Macarena*: “Dum-de-dum-de-dum Macarena! La-la-da-da-da-sasa…”

Maria: “BEGONE!” >.<+/

*All three idiots run like hell*

[Holly has joined your party!]

Maria: <_<

*Shoots the pop-up announcement*

[Ow…]

*Scene fades out*

CP *now riding on a Chocobo (Final Fantasy) with the others*: “Man…all this map traveling is making me hungry.” -.-

Genki: “Me too! Hey look! There’s a town drawn on here!”

Holly: “Let’s go inside!” ^_^

*They walk up to the tiny symbol for the town*

Townsperson: “La-la-la… Just shopping around and repeating myself!” ^.^ *Looks up to see a giant Chocobo and its three riders staring into the town* “SWEET CORN ON THE COB!!!!!” @_________________________@;;;;;;;;;;

*Townspeople run around in different directions screaming*

Japanese dude *stops and points*: “GODZILLA!!!!!!!!”

CP *blinks*: “Er…maybe we should just disappear into the town now!” ^^;;

Holly: “So…hungry…” T_T

All three: “………………………………

…………………………………………..

…………………………………………..”

<__________________________________________________<

Chocobo: “Squeawk?” o_o [Well crap.]

Announcer: “…ER…SOON…” o_o;;;

CP *marching through the town alone*: “WOOT! Let’s march guys! Guys? …Guys?” o_o “OH NO!!!!! I’M ALL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” >__________<

Holly *pops up*: “Calm down. We’re in your pocket.”

CP: “Guh?”

Holly: “As soon as you stepped into town or when you go into a dungeon, we disappear into your pocket and steal—er—watch over your wallet!” ^_^

CP: “Oh!” ^_^ …………………. “Hey wait a minute!!!!!” >.< /

Holly: “Ta!” ^_^;;/

*Disappears*

CP: “………..Revenge…” *Continues on* “Oh well. I’ll just go recruit another hero of justice! Now he or she must be strong, willing and have a dangerous gleam in his or her eyes!” >.< /

Mocchi: “Chi?” O_O?

CP: “YOU!!!!”

[Mocchi has joined your party!]

Genki and Holly: “…………………………….”

CP *marches on*: “Now then! Let’s find an Inn!” >.< /

*She comes to an Inn when suddenly, a voice is heard*

Voice: “COME BACK THIEF!!!!”

*Dorothy rushes out of the Inn and slams into CP*

CP: XD

Dorothy: “Er…”

[Dorothy has forced herself into your party and your pocket!]

CP: “That tickles…” XD

*Guards run past CP and out of town*

Dorothy *pops out of CP’s pocket with the others*: “Phew. Jeez, just because I took one of the towels…and the soap…and the TV…”

CP: “Hello new member! Now that you’re in our party, I have to give you a name!”

Dorothy: “Er…I already have a name…”

CP: “How about Ms. Bumblewinkle?!” ^o^

Dorothy: “How about I kick you to the moon?” -_-

CP: “Dorothy sounds just perfect!” ^o^;;;;;;;;;

Holly: “We’re on a mission to save the world!” ^_^

Dorothy: “I sorta figured since you all are wondering around for no reason at all.” <_<;

Genki: “While we’re here we should stock up on equipment!” >.< /

Dorothy: “Leave it to me.”

*They go into a Weapon/Armor shop*

Clerk: “Hello adventurers!” ^_^

Dorothy: “We’ll take your best armor and swords for the 5 of us.”

Clerk: “Okay! That’ll be 10,000 gold!”

Dorothy: “I get the android discount.”

Clerk: “Er…9,000 gold?”

Holly: “I get the ‘give the priestess a discount or you’re going to hell’ discount!” ^_^

Clerk: “Er…… 8,000 gold?” o.O;

Genki *still wearing the bra*: “I get the pretty discount!” >.< /

Others: o_O;;;;;;;

Clerk: “Er… 7,999 gold?” <_<;;;;;; “Now settle!”

Dorothy: “You forgot one. We also get the ‘If you don’t give us a bigger discount you’ll find your puppy in pieces in the morning’ discount.”

Clerk: o_o; “Oh! How silly of me! That’ll be 100 gold!” ^_^;;;;;;

Dorothy: “Thank you.” >___>

*Everyone but CP wonders out now newly equipped*

Clerk: “Geez… Is she always like that?” o_O;

CP: “Probably, she just went into my pocket a few minutes ago.” ^_^

*Skips out*

Clerk: “……………………….Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight……………………”

~~~

Utena: “Durr…”

Anthy: “Oh my?” ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

~~~

*They go to another town*

Mocchi: “This is my hometown, chi!” ^_^

*A motorcycle runs over him and explodes*

Others: o_o;

Kohran *emerges from the smoke*: “Heeeey Mocchi!” ^o^ /

Mocchi: “Kohran chi!” XD/

CP: “Um… Do you two know each other?” o_O;

Kohran: “Yeah! I’m his mad scientist friend!”

Genki: “Oo! Oo! CP! Can we keep her?! Every party needs a mad scientist or some kind of mechanical person just in case we need to go to the moon to defeat the bad guy or get across somewhere…!” @___@

CP: “Okay!” >.< /

Kohran: “Um…do I get a say in this…? I’m sorta happy living a normal life---“

[Kohran has joined your party!]

Kohran: “………………………………Crap.” -_=;;;

*Screen blacks out and evil music plays*

MEANWHILE…

IN A THRONE ROOM…

FAR AWAY…

ACTUALLY MAKE THAT FAR, FAR AWAY…

…IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY… HE HE…

People reading the update: “…………………..” =_=

…SORRY… ._.

Lady Sumire: “Oh ho ho ho ho! So the heroes are in that mage’s hometown now, huh? Tiger of the Wind!”

Tiger *appears out of the shadows*: “Yes my lady?”

Lady Sumire: “I want you to retrieve the sword for me and get rid of those pests!” U_U

Tiger: “Er…okay. But I just have a question… Why can’t you do it yourself if you’re so powerful?”

Lady Sumire: “Because I am the final boss! They don’t have enough experience points yet to battle me!” U.U

Tiger: “Um…that makes no sense but I’ll do it anyways since I’ve been dying to beat up on CP.” <)_._<

*Disappears*

Lady Sumire: “…” *Looks at her ‘Stock Lines for the RPG Villain book* “Those fools cannot stop me from becoming a goddess. Ha ha ha ha ha.”

***

*The heroes are in a bar*

CP: “So that’s the story Kohran and Dorothy!” ^_^

Kohran: “I believe it. Maria is scary.”

Dorothy: “What I can’t believe is that the sword picked you, CP. It must be really, really stupid or blind.”

Sword: […………Ouch.] O_;’

CP: “Check this out though! I’ve always wanted to do this!”

*He-man music plays*

CP *swings the sword dramatically and points it into the sky*: “BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!”

*A castle shoots out a burst of light*

CP *as the light beam hurtles towards her*: “I…HAVE…THE…POOOOWWWWWEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!”

*Light beam hits her and disappears, revealing a pile of ashes*

Others: “………………………………………”

Kohran: “Waiter! The strongest drink please!” >_> /

Waiter: “This bar sure is lively, but I like working here!” ^_^

Kohran: “………Er? Okay… Can I have my drink now…?”

Waiter: “This bar sure is lively, but I like working here!” ^_^

Genki: “Bar people don’t actually work, they just talk to you or give you a tip or an item.” ^_^

Kohran: “……………Oookay…”

*Tiger bursts in dramatically*

Tiger: “CP! GIVE ME YOUR SWORD!”

People: “Eek!”

*Flees*

Genki: “It’s the evil henchman…Tiger of the Wind!!!!” >.< /

Holly: “Meep!” O_O

Tiger: “Mwah ha ha ha ha!!!”

Pile of CP ashes *crawls over to Tiger*: “You’ll never take my sword without a fight!”

Tiger: “………………..”

*Blows CP’s ashes away*

CP ashes: “Noooooo! Defeated……….!” XP;

Other heroes: >_>;

Kohran: “Let’s get him!” >.< /

Genki: “KILL!!!!!” *___*

*Screen blurs and breaks*

BATTLE!

[Tiger is powering up for his ultimate attack!]

Tiger: “Don’t tell them that!” >)_._<+

CP *pops up*: “Woot! Now let’s defend everyone!”

*THEY DO*

Tiger *staring at everyone covering themselves with their hands*: “……….Ya know… I’m not in the mood.”

[VICTORY!]

CP: “WOOT! We kicked his ass!” >.< /

Genki *as everyone ignores CP doing her victory dance*: “…I feel so empty…” ._.

Tiger: “I’ve seen the light. It burnt…a lot… But now I’ve decided to be good. Can I join your party?”

CP: “Er…gee…we don’t have anymore room…we need a plot twist to get rid of one of the characters on my team in order to…”

*An anvil falls on Mocchi*

Mocchi: XP

[Tiger has joined your party!]

Kohran *leans by Mocchi*: “…Why…? Why did this happen…? HE WAS THE ONLY MAN I EVER LOVED!!!!!!!!!”

Holly: “R-really?” o_O

Kohran: “Naw, I’ve just always wanted to say that!” ^_^

Holly: “…Um…okay…” o.O;;;

END OF DISC ONE…

Announcer: “UTENA AND ANTHY ARE OFFICIALLY BRAIN DEAD!”

Utena: *Walking into a wall*

Anthy: *Staring at the sun* “Preeeetttyyyy…” @_@

Announcer: “BUT TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR DISC TWO!”

Updated 4/20/02

Dorothy *walks out onto the stage*: “Ahem. Welcome to the MRFFA’s first update in many months. Sorry about this folks, but CP’s been…well…going more insane…”

CP *runs by smacking herself with her huge ‘AP Exam Study Guide’ book*: “DOWN WITH THE NEW YORK EDUCATION BOARD!!!!!!!!! WE’RE NOT DUMB…WE’RE OVER WORKED!!!!!!!”

*Crashing noises are heard*

Dorothy: “…See what I mean?” <_<; “Anyways… While CP is in her college shock and AP torture state… We want to assure you all that she will get over it after May…or June…” <_<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; “Anyways…”

CP *pushes Dorothy aside violently*: “GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS AND AMERICA! WOOOOOO!!!! AND HAPPY EASTER!”

*Drops to the floor*

Dorothy: “Sigh. Now onto the update. Enjoy.” <_<;

CP: “Pancakes!” XD/

*Dorothy drags CP away*

***

*Kohran and Dorothy are playing cards*

CP *walks in and casually starts humming ‘Happy Birthday’ while standing on the cards*: “Hmmhmmmhm-hmhmmmhmmmmm…”

Kohran: “CP-han, you’re in our way.”

Dorothy: “And we’re betting big here.”

*Camera pans over to a huge case of sake and a tied-up Ohgami next to the pile*

Maria *marches in*: “Kohran… What did I tell you about betting our commander?” -_-

Kohran: “…Sowwy…” ._.

CP *singing*: “Happy birthday to hmmm! Happy birthday to hmmm!”

Maria *sweats as they turn away from her*: “Who’s ‘hmmm’?”

Kohran: “…Do you think she’s trying to tell us something?”

CP *now somehow with a cake in her hands*: “Happy Birthday!” *Zips to another side and acts like she’s accepting the cake* “Wow! Thanks!” ^_^

Three: “……………………….Nah.”

CP: O_O

*Drops the cake dramatically and runs away crying*

*CRASH*

Kohran: “…Err…Watch out for that wall?” o_O

Dorothy: “Baka.” >_>;; *Looks down to see Genki licking the cake off the floor* “…………….”

Genki: “Whaaat? I like cake.” T_T;

Dorothy: “…I’m just surprised Holly’s not there.”

Genki: “Naw, she’s sane today. It’s Easter!” ^_^/

Dorothy, Maria and Kohran: “SANE?!?!!?!!?” O______O

*A pig flies by*

Holly *cooking her stew in the middle of the floor*: O_O?

Kohran *hits her fist into her open hand*: “Oh yeah! Today’s Easter, isn’t it? I almost forgot since we don’t really celebrate in China or Japan…”

Iris: “That’s right! Only Maria, Sumire and me celebrated it!” ^_^

Kanna: “…What happens anyways on Easter?”

*An Easter egg flies through a window and hits Mocchi*

Mocchi *flies back out a window down a cliff*: “CHIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiii!”

*KRAKA-BOOM!!!!*

Golem *sweats at the clouds of smoke from the explosion*: “That’s a new one…” o_O

Kanna: “Eh?! That happens! This holiday sucks! They waste good eggs!” >_< /

Sumire: “That’s not what happens you ape.“ <_<+

Kanna: “Cactus woman…” >_>+

Tiger *as they start fighting*: “Eggs aren’t that…oh nevermind!” -)_._-;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Genki: “MOOOCCCHHIIIIII!” \O.;

*Continues eating cake like an idiot*

CP *peels herself off the wall*: “Who DARES to break MY window! I’ll knock ‘em out!” >.< /

*Punches into the air but knocks herself out instead* XD

Tron *ignores her with the others and they run outside*: “What’s going on?!”

Easter Bunny: “This is payback for what happened to me last year!” >_._< /

Tiger: “Er…what happened to you last year.”

Easter Bunny: “…I forgot…since CP lost all her old updates.” <_._<; “But I know it was something bad!” >_._< /

CP *rolls by*: “Waffles are good too…” XD

Others: *Sweats*

Easter bunny: “So prepare to suffer!”

Kanna: “…………..Can we eat him?” @_@

Easter bunny: O_._O;;;;;;;

Iris: “Nooooo! He’s the Easter bunny!” >_<

Kanna: “Oh. …Aw c’mon! They reproduce by the thousands! Didn’t you all see that credit card commercial?! Can we pleeease eat him?!” >_<

Maria: “Kanna.” U.U;

Kanna: “Fine… *grumbles*…” <_<;

Easter bunny: “A-anyways! I’ve prepared a trap! Go into the forest of doom!”

*Organ music*

Others: *Glance at the forest*

Genki: “Go in there? You just told us it’s a trap.”

Easter bunny: “……..GAH! I should’ve planned this out better.” >_._<

Kohran *pats him*: “There, there Bunny-han! Let’s all just forget about this!” ^_^;;

Easter Bunny: “All-right! If you all won’t go in there…I’ll make you go in there!”

Others: “Er…no?”

Easter Bunny: “You’ve left me no choice!”

Monica Lewinsky *pops up*: “Hey! I’m famous now that I did an ex-president! Watch yet ANOTHER REALITY TV SHOW I’M HOSTING!!!” ^___^

MRFFA crew: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

*They flee into the forest*

Easter bunny *as evil music plays*: “MWAH HA HA HA HA! MWAAAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!”

Little kid: “Heeey! It’s the Easter Bunny!” ^_^

Easter bunny *gives him candy*: “There you go!” ^_._^

Little kid: “YAY!” *Skips off*

Easter Bunny *as the evil music resumes*: “MWAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAHHH!!”

Announcer: “MEANWHILE, IN THE FOREST OF DOOM!!!”

*Organ music*

CP *gets up*: “This place ain’t so scary…”

*A squirrel wonders up to her*

CP: “Awww! A squirrel!” ^___^

Tron *huge sweat*: “…THIS is the Forest of Doom?”

*Organ music*

Maria *boredly shoots the organ player*: -_-

Holly: “Oh my!” O.O;;

Pixie: “…I have a feeling it’ll take some time to get use to this sane thing.” >_>;

Hare: “Yeah…next time you decide to be sane…kinda warn us, okay?”

CP: “Look everyone! He brought friends!” ^__^

*Millions of squirrels are surrounding them*

Others: O____________O;;;;;

Tiger: “Damn it! I don’t know whether to urinate all over the floor or laugh!” >)_._<;;;

Easter Bunny *pops up from a hole*: “MWAH HA HA HA! ATTACK!!!”

Squirrels *start singing in high-pitched voices*: “La la la la la la la la…”

Others: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Maria *face down on the floor twitching*: “P-pure torture…”

Reni: “…………………” O_O

Iris *clings to Reni*: “MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” >__<

Reni: #o_o#;;

Orihime: “AMERICAN SQUIRRELS ARE ANNOYING DES!!!!!!!!!!!” >_______<

Tiger *runs by*: “KILL ME!!!!”

Kohran *crawling towards her steam bazooka*: “Must…end…torture…for…myself…” o_o

Sakura *draws out her sword*: “Kohran-san! Use it to attack the squirrels!”

Kohran: “Ei? But they’re so furry…and cute…with high-pitched voices…” O_;’

………

Kohran *picks up her bazooka*: “They must die…” o_o

Kanna: “Yooosh! Everyone else run! We’ll take care of these monsters!”

CP *eyes waver dramatically*: “You guys…”

Holly: “Come on… Let’s make a break for it!”

*Everyone but the Sakura Wars team flees*

Orihime: “This is it…”

Reni: “I refuse to die at the hands of woodland creatures that deprive from the rodent family.” -_-

Sumire: “I agree. …Whatever that meant.” O_o;;

Sakura: “Father…I’ll see you soon! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

*They rush forward to attack in an over-dramatic freeze frame*

CP *drops to her knees crying*: “They…they sacrificed themselves…”

Tiger: “…We got company!”

*The bushes rustle*

Others: “…”

The Map (from Dora the Explorer) *comes out hopping and repeating annoyingly*: “I’m the map! I’m the map! I’m the map!”

Others: “AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEeeee!!!”

Golem: “This is inhumanly cruel!”

Pixie: “Damn that bunny! …No offense Hare.”

Hare: “None taken.”

Tron *dramatically steps forward*: “Megaman and I will take care of this! Right Megaman?”

*A Chibi doll of Megaman sits in his place where he once stood* @_@;

Tron: “………….Fine then! He’ll pay later in the private Torture room…he he he he…”

Megaman *far away*: “……….” *Shivers* o_o

Tron *pulls out her rocket launcher*: “Go on without me. I have a score to settle with this thing.”

CP: “Tron…not you too…”

Tron: “Don’t worry! Go! Or else you’ll all be sorry!” >___>

Others: O_O

*Flees*

Map: “I’m the map! I can speak Spanish! Listen!”

Tron: “Welp… Here I go!”

*Shoots…*

Holly: “It’s just us left now… I hope the others are okay…”

Maria *sweats as a squirrel naws into her arm*: “…Ow?”

Kanna: “MARIA!!!!!!!”

Maria: “Calm down. It’s sorta cute watching it trying to be vicious.” -_-

Kohran *runs by laughing like a maniac and shooting her steam bazooka at a bunch of fleeing squirrels*: “FEEL THE CHINESE WRATH ANIMALS!”

Kanna: “…” <_<;

CP: “They sacrificed themselves so we could go on…” ._.

Easter Bunny *appears before them*: “And now…I saved the best for last. See you next year losers! …If you survive! MWAH HA HA HA *coughs* HA HA HA HA HA!!!” *Disappears*

Genki: “EEEEK! It’s----It’s------!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Funimation person (ya know, the idiots responsible for Dragonball’s mistreatment in America and the damned rap theme song for DBGT >_< ): “MWAH HA HA HA! I CENSOR ALL!!!!!!” *Points at Pixie*

Pixie: “ACK!” *Her shirt thing is now replaced with a red sweater and she’s wearing sweatpants* “NOOOOO! HE TOOK AWAY MY CLEAVAGE!!! MONSTER!!! MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!” >.< /

Dorothy: “…”

FP: “MWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!” *Points at CP*

CP: “HEY! WHAT THE COOLIO?! ………….Huh? What the heck did I just say? …ARGH!!!!!!!!!” >____<

Suezo: “CENSOR THIS!”

*Flips towards him with a tail attack but the FP person dodges and Suezo smashes into a tree*

Suezo: “ACK!” *Bleeds* XP

FP: “Oh no!”

*Points at Suezo and the blood is covered up with a wavering computer color-in of yellow*

Holly: “U-um…Tiger?” #O_O#

Tiger: “Guh?” *Looks down to see a jumping computer add in of a plant under his legs* “HEY!!! I’M NOT EVEN NAKED! …And since when does a plant grow on rocks? Kids aren’t that stupid…”

FP: “SILENCE! You’re technically naked! …MWAH HA HA HA! You cannot beat me!”

CP: “Cookie crumbs! He can censor anything without cutting a scene out!”

Reni: “Except for one thing.”

Others: O_O!!!

*The Sakura Wars group and Tron appear from the trees with Kanna munching on a toasted squirrel*

Reni: “There is one thing he cannot censor without having to cut it completely from existence.” -_-

FP: “Oh no… Not---!!” @_@;;;

Reni *flips him the middle finger*: -_-

Others: O_o;;;;;;;;;;

Kohran *covers Iris’ eyes*: @_@;;;;;;;

Sakura: “H-how un-Reni like…” o_o

FP: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!”

*Explodes*

CP: “YAY! …Damn… I CAN CURSE AGAIN! WHEEE!”

Pixie *flaps around back to normal*: “FREE!!!”

Holly: “Eek! Suezo! Oh no!”

Suezo *still bleeding*: XP;;;

CP *grins*: “Now we can all celebrate today’s TWO holidays!” ^_^

Tiger: “Two?”

Tron: “What are you talking about?”

Dorothy: “Ignore her. She needs medication.” >_>;

*Everyone wonders off out of the forest except for CP who stands alone*

CP: “……………………………….” O_;’

*The Map floats by torn up and burnt* XD

Announcer: “Er… HAVE A HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!” ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Updated 10/31/02

Hey guys and girls! Aren’t you all proud of your over-worked web mistress? I actually updated! XDv Plus I redid all of the AUTHOR PAGES and put up new…bleh…RULES. Please read them otherwise I may not post your story… *Snickering is heard* Shut up! >.< /

In honor of Halloween, the only holiday where you can dress up like another person without looking like a weird stalker or freak, here is a Halloween update! If it’s not funny, don’t tell me. Tell my doctor who has put me on a no sugar diet! >_< / Byeeeetcccchhhhhhh! I don’t care if it will save my life!! I would rather die!!! X.X/

*Stuff a bag of candy down her throat*

Dorothy: “BAKA!!!!!” O_O;;

CP: *Died happy* X)

Anyways! ^^;;

Have a Happy Halloween, kiddies! *Cackles like a witch until she explodes*

Guest stars and the new part of the update crew: The Sakura Wars team! http://www.angelfire.com/ns/haruka/

***

*In dramatic, bloody letters* THE MRFFA PRESENTS… *Drips down*

Holly’s evil grin: “Halloween time…”

THE MIDGET STALKER…

*Organ music*

Moms *at the edge of the driveway*: “Now go up to the front door and say ‘Treat or treat’!” ^_^

Little kids: “Kay!!!”

*They rush up to the front door and knock* ^_^/

Holly *dressed as a dog leaps out of the bushes*: “RRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!”

Little kids: “HEEEEEEEE!!!” O_______;’’’’

*Drops their candy and runs like hell*

Holly: “Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!” ^o^v

*Grabs the candy and walks back inside*

CP *dressed as a sorceress*: “Hey Holly! Any kids come yet?” @_@

Holly: “Um…no?”

CP: “…Boo.” ._.

Iris: “CP! Take me to go trick or treating! No one else knows what it is!” T_T;;;;

CP: “Why?” o_O;

Iris: “Because they’re all Japanese…” T_T;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Genki: “Hell ya! We Japanese have better stuff to do during Halloween!”

MEANWHILE IN JAPAN…………..…….

Hikari (CP’s Jap friend) *running across an arena with eels in her hands to a bucket*: “EEL RACING!!!!!!!!!” >.< /

*Gets strangled by the eels* XDv

CP *in Dr. Evil impression*: “…Riiiiiiiight…”

Iris: “So take me! Plleeeaaassee?” @_@

Moo: “BWAH HA HA HA! If Holly can scare little kids, so can the ALL MIGHTY MOO!!”

Tiger: “Shove it, Moo.”

Moo: “…FOOLISH MONSTER!! YOU WILL SOON SEE MY WEE ONE SCARING POWERS!!!!!!!!!” *Knock, knock, knock* “OBSERVE!!!”

*Opens the door*

Little kids: “Trick or twwweeat!” ^_^

Moo: “FEAR THE ALL POWERFUL MOO!!!!!!!!!!!”

*Dramatic echo and lightning*

Girl #1: “Look! It’s a giant cow!” ^.^

Boy: “And it has pink hair! Ha ha ha!!”

Girl #2: “Bad costume, dude. Give us some candy.” =_=

Moo: “ARE YOU NOT TREMBLING?!”

Kids: “……………Candy? Now?”

Moo: *Sulks and gives them some candy*

Kids *run off happily*: “Thanks Mr. Cow!!!”

Holly’s voice: “Hello!” ^_^

Kids: “AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! MOMMMYYY!!!”

Moo: *After a long pause listening to the screaming, closes the door* “Curses…”

CP *decides to ignore that*: “Yeah let’s go.” ^_^;;;;;

Iris: “Hurray!” ^_^

Kohran: “Me too!”

Dorothy: “…I guess I have to keep an eye out on you all…” >_>

Holly *pops up by them*: “CANDY!!!!!!!” >.< /

CP, Kohran and Dorothy: “No.”

Holly *holds up her dagger*: “KILL!!!!!!!!” >.< /

CP, Kohran and Dorothy: @_@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; “Sure! You can come!”

Announcer: “SOON…”

Iris *with a huge bag of candy dragging behind her*: “Iris thinks it’s great to have an inventor as a friend!” ^_^

Kohran: “Ha ha ha! Of course! With my candy-snatching little robots, we can gather all the candy in America! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!”

Holly: *Worshipping Kohran*

Dorothy: >_> “But won’t we get in trouble for stealing all that candy from the people who hand out candy?”

Iris: “Wow! Look! Some people are dressed as cops behind us!” ^o^/

Kohran, Dorothy and CP: “Oh cool!” ^_^ “………………………..” o_o;;;;;;;;;;;

Kohran: “Iris…when we say so, get ready to run like hell.” o_O;

Iris: O_O?

CP: “FLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!”

*They run away like idiots*

Cops: “Damn!” >_<+ “After them!!!”

Announcer: “LATER IN A FOREST FAR AWAY…”

Kohran *gasping for breath*: “Aaahh…I’m dead… …But I’m worried…my little robot kids should’ve been back by now…”

CP: “Maybe they got paid 100 Grands candy to stop! Get it??? Huh? Huh?” ^_^

Audience *groans*

*Screen pops up with a bowing chibi Pixie with a sign by her that says ‘EXCUSE US FOR THE BAD JOKE’*

Dorothy: “………Anyways, we should head back without them. Iris has enough candy to eat 15 times her body weight and the cops are probably gonna bring out the dogs soon…”

Holly: “I wanna pet the doggies!!” T___T;;

CP and Dorothy: >_>

Kohran: “We’re in a bad spot… This forest is said to be haunted…”

CP: “HEEE??!?!?!” @_@;;;;;;;;

Dorothy: “How do you know?”

Kohran: “I read the sign over there.” \O_o

Sign: HAUNTED PROPERTY

Dorothy: “………………..I smell a really bad cliché coming up……………………”

Announcer: “THREE HOURS LATER…”

CP’s face *eyes tearing*: “I’m sorry… We shouldn’t have been here… I’m sorry… I’m so scared…”

Dorothy: “Give me back my video camera!”

*Grabs it away from CP’s face*

Kohran: ^^;; “Wait! Something’s wrong… I can feel it…”

*CP is tugging on her braids* ^_^

Kohran *hits her away*: “…Besides for that.”

CP: XD

Holly: “…Me hungry…” T_T

*Eyes Iris’ candy*

Iris: “Forget it!”

*Blasts Holly away with a burst of energy*

Holly: “Snickers…” XD

Dorothy: “Well now that the two idiots are unconscious, what should we do?”

Kohran: “Well, let’s go north.”

Announcer: “HERE COMES THE SPOOOOOooooOoooOOoookkkyyyy part! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOO!!”

CP: “…Do you value your job?” <_X

Announcer: @_@;;;

*Bushes shake*

Dorothy: “...What’s that?”

Kohran: “Ah, don’t worry. It’s probably just a bear.”

Dorothy: o_O;

Kohran: “Or a poisonous snake…”

Iris: @_@;;;;;;;

Kohran: “Or a werewolf…”

Iris: XD

Dorothy: “Cut it out!”

Kohran: “Just throwing out some possible options…”

Dorothy: <_< ; “Anyways, let’s keep moving.”

*As they wonder off, spooky music begins to play*

Dorothy: “Oh crap. I hate foreshadowing.” T_T;;;

Little ghost *pops out of the bushes*: “BOO!!!!”

Kohran, Iris, CP and Holly: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

*They start running around in circles as music repeats itself over and over again as the little ghost chases them around the trees*

CP: “MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Kohran: “It’s gonna kill us!!!!!!!” O_;’

Iris: “Eat them! Iris is too young and has a beautiful figure in her future!” >_<;;;

Ghost: “…”

*Chases Kohran, CP and Holly around instead*

Iris: ^_^v

CP: “WAAAAHHHHH I already have a beau---no wait, I don’t…” T__T;;;;;;;;;;;

Kohran: “I do! But I think he likes little girls!”

CP: “Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!”

Holly: “PEANUT BUTTER CUPS!!!!!!”

Dorothy: “……………………..” =_=;

*Trips the ghost*

Ghost: XD/

Dorothy *sweats at the three still running around in circles screaming*: “Um… Hello? …Why bother?” U_U;

Velma *pops up*: “And the ghost REALLY is…”

*Disappears*

Dorothy: o_O;

*Unmasks the ghost*

Whole Scooby Doo gang *pops up*: “GASP!!!!!!!!!! MOCCHI?!?!?”

*Disappears*

Dorothy: <_<+ “Mocchi? What the hell are you doing?”

Mocchi: “Well, because Genki wouldn’t take me trick-or-treating, chi, I decided to go by myself! But no one would give me candy just pennies chi!!!” >. CP *now chewing on something as Kohran and Holly drink tea*: “Wait…you mean these pennies aren’t candy?” o_o;;;

Dorothy: >_> ;

Mocchi: “So I followed your robots here and stole their candy, chi!”

CP *freezes*: “Um…where are those robots anyways?”

Mocchi: “Look up, chi!” ^___^/

*They look up to see the little spider-like robots on top of a tree, eyes glowing*

All: @___@;;;;;;;;;;

Little boy in the distance: “I luv Halloween mommy!” ^O^

*KRAKA-BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Mom *looks to see a huge cloud of smoke in the forest*: “…Damn teenagers.” >_<

Announcer: “WHAT IRONY! THE LITTLE STALKERS TURNED OUT TO BE KOHRAN’S LITTLE ROBOTS!”

Kohran *coughs out smoke*: “I knew there were still bugs in them…” XP;;;

Announcer: “AND SO…”

Iris *collecting her candy*: “…NOOO!!!” *Holds up a ruined Snickers bar dramatically* “What has it ever done to yooooooooouuuuuuuuu??!?!!?!?!! *Sobs*”

Little robots: “Boo-ya…” XP/

Announcer: “SO FROM THE MRFFA…!”

Pixie *bursts out of the studio with a shotgun*: “Git off mah property!!!!” >.< /

Announcer: “…………AND FROM JAPAN…”

Hikari *eels wrapping around her*: “Happu Halloweenu!” XD/

Announcer: “…AND FROM CP!”

CP *burnt in the crater*: “Pennies yummy!” XD/

Announcer: “………AND FROM THE WORLD…”

World: “ARMAGEDDON!!!”

Announcer: “…………Have a Happy Halloween…” U_U;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Updated July 29, 2002

Bwah! We’re back! Kiss my butt Tripod! You guys are money-grubbing meanies!!! I want my sanity back!! …Wait…too late…lost all of it during my regent exams… T_T;; NY regents sucks major butt, I think a lot of New Yorkers…hell, all of them…would agree…

Sorry for not updating in a long time. I’ve been running out of insanity believe it or not. XP *Hell freezes over* >_>;; The updates will go back in regular flow, believe me.

*****

*Corny news intro plays*

Announcer: “GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE MRFFA NEWS!”

*Camera fades in to reveal Tron and Dorothy at the news desk*

Tron: “Hello and welcome back to the MRFFA. It was hard for us update people especially…”

~FLASHBACK~

Genki *on the streets with the others*: “Will work for food…” O_;’

Dorothy: “I’m sick of this.” >_>

Holly: “Me too.” T_T;

CP *runs by chasing a bunch of school kids*: “GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY!!!”

School kids: “EEE-HHEEE!! MOMMY!! THAT CRAZY LADY IS BACCKKK!!!”

Others: “………”

Holly: “BROWNIE MONEY!!” >. *They run after the kids too*

Tron: “Needless to say, we were beaten up and sued.” ^^;;

Dorothy: “Anyway, tonight, we have…er…interesting stuff for you all…”

Tron: “But first, Mocchi with the traffic report.”

*Camera goes to Mocchi in a helicopter*

Mocchi: “Thank you, chi! Today over the Lincoln Parkway…”

Dorothy: “Um, Mocchi?”

Mocchi: “Yes chi?” ^_^

Dorothy: “…Who’s driving that thing?”

Mocchi: “CP’s friend, Bob, chi!” ^_^/

Tron: “Er, CP’s invisible friend Bob?” T_T;

Mocchi: O.O

CP *while the MRFFA was down, is sitting at a bar*: “I’m telling ya, Bob! Life sucks sucks sucks sucks!!! My brother is an awful bastard and Tripod is---“ *Looks at the empty stool accusingly* “DON’T YOU START WITH ME TOO!!!”

People around her: O_o

Bartender: “Oh good corn, it’s her again. Someone call the Funny Farm!” >_>;;

Mocchi: “………….CHHHHIIIIIII!!”

*Helicopter explodes* XD

*Long pause from Tron and Dorothy* O_o;;

Tron: “………Er, right! Let’s go to Tiger for his movie review segments.”

Tiger: “Mr. Deeds: funny. Hey Arnold: hey that ending sucked Craig. Lilo & Stitch: too close for Barney’s theme for comfort, but it was okay. Scooby Doo: good but don’t bring the kids…”

Tron: “…What are you doing? Can’t you give us more of an explanation?” T_T;;

Tiger: “I don’t feel---”

Dorothy: =_=

Tiger: O_._O;;;;;;;; “Er…”

*Self destructs*

Janitor *walks over and sweeps his parts up*: “First that dang helicopter and now this!” T_T

Dorothy: “Er…whoops?” o_O

Tron: “You seem to have that effect on people…” <_<;;;

Tiger fans: *Sulk*

Dorothy: “Anyways…um…Hare has a special report on… ‘what people think of Hare’…?” >_>;;;;;;;

Hare *pops up in the middle of them*: “That’s right! I asked complete strangers on the street what they thought about me!” ^.^

Tron and Dorothy: >_>;;;;;;; “Roll the tape.”

Mocchi *wearing a fake mustache and a top hat*: “That Hare is awesome, chi! He’s my favorite!”

Megaman *dressed as Sailor Jupiter*: “Hare is the coolest guy I know!”

Evil Hare *dressed as an old man*: “He’s dead sexy!”

Hare *hair slicked back with a fake mustache and a pipe*: “Oh ho ho ho! Hare? He’s the greatest person I know! He’s handsome, smart and deserves a cookie. Hey…” *Leans close to the camera* “…I’d do him.”

*Runs away down the street*

Tron: o_o

Dorothy: “…I am incapable of speaking right now…” o_O;;;;

Hare: “I like that last dude!” =:.D

Dorothy: >_>;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Tron: “Er, thank you…Hare… N-now---“

CP *leaps down from ceiling*: “A GIANT COMET IS HEADED TOWARDS US!!!”

Dorothy and Tron: “………..”

Dorothy: “…Did you take your medicine today, CP?” >_>;;

CP: “Ack! I forgot!”

*Rushes off*

Tron: “………..How long do you think it’ll take her to realize you were just teasing her?” o_O

Dorothy: “An hour.”

Hare: “A day.”

Announcer: “A month.”

CP *staring at her empty medicine cabinet*: T_T? …………

Tron: ^^;;;; “L-let’s go to a commercial.”

Dorothy: “Coming later is the world coming to an end? But firstly, the sports report. Coming up, stayed tuned.”

*Commercial break*

Sailor Mist *pops up*: “Hey everyone! Girls, do you want a nice guy in your life? Well, I’ll tell you how with the new ‘Lady in Distress’ kit!!”

Holly *pops up and asks cornily*: “Huh? What’s that?!”

SM: “I’ll tell you!! Each kit comes with a fake purse, a professional actor to act as a mugger, some helpless lady clothes and a blonde wig.”

Holly: “…Why blonde?” T_T;

SM: “Face it, if there was a brunette being mugged and a blonde, a guy would go for the blonde first.”

Holly: “…Ah…” T_T;;;;;;

SM: “You don’t have to get it, just watch our hidden cameras and see how well it works!” ^.^/

*Screen shows the actor as a mugger and Roll flirting in the street*

SM: “YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO BE GETTING MUGGED!!!!”

*Still flirting*

SM: “……Well!! Call now and buy ‘Get Your Own Actor Dressed Like a Mugger Kit’ today and live in wealth and style! HAUH HA HA HA HA HA!”

Holly *as SM continues to laugh*: “…Oh for brownies sake…” -_-;;

Tron: “And we’re back with more MRFFA News! Let’s go to Sports with Genki. Genki?”

Genki *in a football stadium*: “Yes hello girls! I’m here at the football stadium where----GOOD CORN!!! A GIANT COMET!!!!!!!!!!!”

*Runs away screaming with the other people inside*

*KRAKA-BOOM*

Dorothy: “……………………” o_O

Tron: “……………CP………..was right?” o_o;;

Dorothy: “The world really is coming to an end…” T_T;;;

CP *leaps back in*: “…HEY!! I don’t take medicine!!” >. Tron and Dorothy: >_>;;;

Dorothy: “Well, that’s all the time we have today. Sorry that sucked, but we still need to get back in the flow with the insanity. But we’re still working on it…”

*CP gets dragged away in the BG*

CP: “MEEP!!!” @__@;;;;;;;;

Tron: “…And we have ways of getting the updates to be funny again…” =D

CP *as the Funny Farm people shove soda down her throat*: @__@;;;;;;;;;;

Dorothy: “Good night all.”

*Black out*

****

Okay, prepared to be both disturbed (or happy, depends…) and shocked. O.O My sis has snuck behind my back (I should hide my passwords…) and put up a hentai stories (lemon) section. *Dodges pointy objects from anti-hentai people @_@;; * I don’t like it, but what can you do when your older sibling goes to the Gym every week…and has every password you own… *Sob* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read what she says before you think about sending one in…

And sorry for not updating in a long time, but besides for the updates on the stories below, my Inbox is full of spider webs… And the spiders are starting to talk to me… Help… o_o

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CP *standing on line in the movie theaters with a blow-up boyfriend*: “Spiderman! Spiderman! I don’t know the rest of this song, man!” ^_^

Sailor Mist’s voice: “Hauh ha ha ha ha ha! Finally, I will achieve my movie-goer goal and get into Spiderman!”

CP: O_O!!!!!!!!

*Turns to see Sailor Mist behind her also with a blow-up boyfriend that looks like Casey*

CP: “SIS!!!!!” \o_O

Sailor Mist: “HAUH!!!!!” O.O/

CP: “…Is that a blow-up Casey doll?” T____T;;

Sailor Mist: “…Is that a blow-up boyfriend doll?” T____T;;

CP and Sailor Mist: “……………………………”

Sailor Mist: “Well…darling…didn’t…want…to…go…” ._.;;;;;

CP: “…And I’m singled…” .__.+

Cute guys in the background: *Hiding* o_o;;

Sailor Mist: “Then I suppose I have to take you instead.”

CP: “I suppose.”

Cashier woman’s voice: “Next please!”

Sailor Mist *as the two sisters start pulling each other back like idiots*: “MOVE BYETCH!!!!”

CP: “NO WAY!!!!”

Sailor Mist and CP *at the same time*: “One for Spiderman please!” ^_^+

Cashier lady: o_O; “Um…sorry, Spiderman is sold out for this showing.”

CP *completely white*: O_O

Sailor Mist *also completely white*: O.O

Voice: “AH my dear ladies! It’s not completely sold out!”

*A spotlight shines down on an old man dressed in a tuxedo*

Man: “I am the manager of this fine establishment! And because Spiderman has been SOOO popular, we have held a little game each time this has happened!” ^.^/

Sailor Mist: “…A…”

CP: “…Game…?”

Announcer: “SOON!”

CP *enters a big conference room with Sailor Mist*: “AAAHHH!!” O_O_

MR crew *sitting around the table*: “YOU!!!!”

Sailor Mist: “HAUH HA HA HA HA HA! Looks like we’re all competing in this game!”

Manager: “For TWO tickets to the next Spiderman showing! All you have to do is race around town following the orange cones! Whoever comes back first gets two tickets and can bring anyone they like!” ^.^/

Tiger: “Hmph. I’m gonna win this easily!” -)____.____-

Genki: “Oh ya?!”

CP *evil grin*: [We’ll see about that… I’ll I need to do is to get help…]

Sailor Mist *sly grin*: [All I need to do is to cheat…]

Both sisters: “OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!!!”

Mocchi: “…They scare me, chi…”

Announcer: “MEANWHILE, AT PRINCE ECCENTRO’S PLACE…”

Gluko *cooking with Impy on her shoulder*: “La, la, la, la, la…” ^_^

*A screen pops up in front of her and CP appears in it*

Gluko: “Ara, ara!” ^o^

Impy: “My, my!” ^_^

CP: -_-;;; “Could you two get your companions?”

Announcer: “ANOTHER MEANWHILE, SAILOR MIST WAS PLANNING SOMETHING EVIL TOO!”

Sailor Mist: “It’s not evil!! That’s too strong of a word! Try ‘just wrong’.” ^_^

Announcer: “…WHATEVER.” -_-;;;

Tron *in her conference room with the other ML crew*: “Listen up! Even though we normally work for CP, this time we’re working for Sailor Mist!”

Megaman: “Why?”

Tron: “Because she’s paying us.”

Roll: “Why?”

Tron: -__-+ “Because we have to make sure she wins the race!”

Teasel: “Why?”

Tron: >______<+ “SO SHE CAN GO SEE SPIDERMAN!!”

Barrel: “Why?”

Tron: “RAAAAAARGGHHH!!!”

*Kills Barrel*

Others: O.O; “H-how cruel…”

Roll: “Grandpa…” O_;’ “……….YES! NOW I CAN FINALLY GET ALL HIS MONEY!! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!”

*Runs off to raid his safe*

Announcer: “…ER… THE RACE IS ABOUT TO START!”

Manager: “Ready…set…”

*Holds up a pistol*

Censor: “WHAT THE FUDGE MUFFINS?!!?!?!”

*Marches up to him and give him a squirt gun instead*

Tiger: “…TORPEDO!!”

*ZAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

Censor: XP

Manager: “Er……...GO!!”

*Everyone races off except for Sailor Mist and CP who grin evilly*

Announcer: “MEA---ah you know…” -_-;;;

*The flying lion is flying above Tiger and Genki who are in the lead*

Eccentro: “Get them, girls!”

Batch and Gluko: “BACCHIGUU!!”

*The lion swoops down with its mallets ready*

Tiger *as he dodges one*: “MEEP!!!!”

Genki *gets smacked away by one*: “CHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii!!”

*Disappears in the distance*

Tiger *races under some trees*: “BWAH! YOU CAN’T GET ME IN HERE!! MWAH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA----“

*Crashes into a tree* X.D

Batch: “Yosh! We got ‘em!” ^.^/

Gluko: “Hai!” ^_^

Eccentro: “Let’s get that brown haired girl coming up for fun!” o^.^o

*The lions swoops down to Holly*

Holly: O_O;;;;; “DADDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!”

Moo *pops up*: “Damn you got some lungs!” >_< “Huh?”

Eccentro: O.O “A monster!!! Hit him with the Skitzo beam girls!”

*They hit Moo with the Skitzo beam, turning him on their side*

Eccentro: “OH HO HO HO HO HO HO! ATTACK MOO!”

Moo: “RAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!”

Holly: “………….”

*Kicks him in the ankle*

Moo *dramatically*: “BLARGH!!!!” XP

Eccentro: “……………”

Batch: “Why do we only get dumbass monsters?” -.-;

Impy: “Dumbass monsters!” ^.^

Holly *zooms ahead*: “BWAH HA HA HA HA!!! FUELED BY THE POWER OF BROWNIES!!!!!!”

*A rocket hits her out of nowhere*

Holly *burnt and half way in the ground*: “B-brownies………” XD

Eccentro: “What the?!”

*Tron’s ship and the Flutter (Megaman’s ship) appear out of the clouds*

Batch: “It’s another ship! Did CP hire them too?!”

Gluko: “Ara my! Maybe Sailor Mist hired them!” ^.^

Eccentro: “Oh who cares!! Take them out!!”

*They shoot rockets at the ships*

Megaman *on the deck of the Flutter*: “All-right Roll? What should I do?”

Words appear before him: “MISSION DATA: Shoot down Eccentro’s rockets and protect the Flutter and Tron’s ship!”

Roll’s voice: “MISSION START!”

Megaman: o_o;;;;;;;;;

Tron *sweats*: “CP’s been playing Megaman Legends too long…”

Megaman: *Curls up and shivers*

Tron: “Oh for! Let’s do it, Teasel!”

Teasel: “I’m with you, Tron! As the Bonne siblings, we must stay truthful to our pirate ways! We must remember our heritage as pirates----!”

*KRAKA-BOOM!!!!!*

*The two ships fall to the ground and land on the racers*

Racers: XD;;;;

Batch: “Geez, talk about all talk and no action…”

Tenaka *pops up besides Batch, eyes streaming with tears*: “HOW NOBLE! You three should be more like that!!”

Eccentro: “Idiots?”

Batch: “No, we’re already that.” -_-;;;

Tenaka: “NO!!! SACRIFICE!! TRUE WARRIORS SACRIFICE THEMSELVES IN BATTLE!!!”

*Presses the self destruct button*

Batch: “BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*KRAKA-BOOM!!!!!*

CP and Sailor Mist: “……………………….”

Sailor Mist: “Oh well! As long as there’s no competition!” ^_^/

CP: “Ya!”

………. . …………..

………………

Sailor Mist and CP: “YOU CHEATED!!!!!!!!”

CP: “Hauh! Now there are no more people to help you!”

Sailor Mist: “Oh yeah?! Darling will come and help me!!”

*Meanwhile, Casey is sitting at the table listening to music and reading*

Casey: “It’s so quiet today!” ^_^

CP: “…………..Then we have to race now!”

Sailor Mist: “This will be too easy!”

…………

*They run off like idiots*

4 HOURS LATER…

Sailor Mist *dragging herself towards the movie theater*: “Huff…huff…wheeze…b-byetch…” X(

CP *also dragging herself*: “Heave…heave…perv…” X(

Manager *waiting in the front of the movie theaters*: “Ah! My two winners!” ^.^

CP and Sailor Mist: “T-tickets…” XD

Manager: “Sorry, but it’s 1 o’clock in the morning! There are no more Spiderman showings!” ^_^/

CP and Sailor Mist: O_O++++

Manager: “So that means I can’t get your tickets!” \^.^/

CP and Sailor Mist: “K-k-kiiiiiiiiillllllll…………………” O_O++++

*The burnt racers drag themselves to CP and Sailor Mist’s side*

All racers: “K-KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*Inside the 12 o’clock showing of Spiderman, Dorothy is seated with the two blow-up boyfriends of CP and Sailor Mist*

Manager’s voice: “AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!”

*KRAKA-BOOM!!*

Dorothy: “…Baka. Right boys?” ^_^

CP’s blow-up boyfriend: “Right!”

Sailor Mist’s blow-up Casey: “Pancakes!!” @_@

*******

Ah, the joys of looking forward to be 16 years old. A job, having more responsibilites......and driving. =:) Stay off the road in 4 days...huah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....

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*CP, Lina, Tiger and Tron are once again sitting in the announcer’s booth high above the arena*

CP *in a big, manly voice*: “Welcome everyone to the MRFFA SPRING MATCHES!”

Lina: “Hey Tron! I thought Helga was suppose to be here!” O_O?

Tron: “Well…she said she had something to take of and asked me to fill in for her just for a little bit.”

Tiger: “…Um, right. Anyways, this year should be interesting. We got a lot of grudge matches and some new faces, including Mon Colle Knights’ Batch and Gluko as our behind the scenes reporters.”

CP: “Yes, that’s right Tiger! And now, speaking of the devil, here’s Gluko bringing us a live interview with Lila, Arnold’s personal cheerleader.”

*Camera cuts to Gluko with Lila by her side*

Gluko: “Desu waaa! Now Lila, what is Arnold participating in today?” ^_^

*A nickel rolls over to her foot*

Gluko: “Ara! A shiny thing!” @__@

*Leans down to pick it up. Just as she does, a shadow leaps out and drags Lila away. After a few seconds of beating noises, Helga, disguised as Lila, hops back to Gluko as she straightens back up with the nickel in her hand*

Helga…er…Lila…: “Unfortunately, he is not going to do much after I get done with him---I er, I mean after he…broke his ankle! Tee-hee?” \ ^.^’’/

Gluko: “Oooh…that’s too bad. Oh well! Back to you guys!” ^_^

*Helga sneaks away with a whip*

CP: o_O;;;

Lina: “…Hooooo boy…” -.-;

Tron *singing to herself*: “Memorieeesss…” ^-^

CP: O_o;;;;;;; “Um, the first match is a grudge match: Nahga vs. Gomamon!”

Nahga: “I, NAHGA THE GREAT! Will finally regain my pride once I beat you!”

Gomamon: “YOUR pride! Bwah! What pride!”

Nahga: “You little---!! SUMMON JELLYFISH!!!”

Gomamon: “MARCHING FISHIES!!!”

………….

………….

………….

Announcers: “…………………..”

*A lonely wind blows Nahga’s cape and Gomamon’s fur*

Nahga: “JELLYFISH! GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE!!!!!!!”

Tiger: “Wait folks! Batch is reporting in!” O)_._o;

*Camera cuts to The Slayers crew and Batch roasting fish and jellyfish while singing*

Batch *chewing on a fish*: “Hey you guys! Free food!” ^-^

Fish and jellyfish: “…Help…us…” X______x;;;;;;

Nahga and Gomamon: O.O;

Lina: “Free food?! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME!!”

*Leaps out the window*

CP: “………………….Um now it’s just Tron, Tiger and me……………” ._.

Tron: ^^;;; “The next match is an interesting one—“

Voice: “Hold it!!!!”

Announcers: O_O?

Tenaka (Mon Colle Knights) *pops out of the microphone once again, dressed as a fortuneteller*: “This next match will be a disaster! Cancel it right now!”

CP: “Now way, old man! I need to expand on this update! The next match is the Summoner Match! Beginner, from the Mon Colle Knights show, vs. Dagger from FF9! Begin!”

Beginner: “Hauh! I’ll win this match in no time at all! All I need is my specialty spell!” ^_^

Dagger *looks up at her summon, Odin*: “Don’t eat anyone today.” =_=+

Odin: *Sulks*

Beginner: “White lightning! Sky to Earth! Meteor!!!!”

*The meteor sails past Dagger and towards the MRFFA*

CP: @__@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*Runs off like an idiot*

CP: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!”

*KRAKA-BOOM!!!!!!*

CP *flies into the air*: XD

Tron and Tiger: “…………” o_O;

MRFFA: “Damn…it…all…again…and…a…gain…” X(

Beginner: “Er…whoops! Guess I made a little mistake!” ^.^

*Disappears*

Dagger: “……………” O_O!!!

Odin *trying to hide the fact he has an old lady in his mouth*: =);;;;

Dagger: “Drop it.” =__=+

Odin: *Sulks and does so*

Old lady: XD

Tron: “Er…I guess Dagger wins!”

Tiger: “Yay.”

CP *crashes through the ceiling*: XD

Tiger: “…Baka…”

Tron: “Er…the next match is…the battle of the drunks?” o_O;;;;;;

*Camera cuts to the arena where Pixie and Misato (Evangelion) are sprawled out on the floor, drooling and asleep with many beer cans around them*

Misato and Pixie: XD

Tiger: “………….We’ll be right back…………..” -.-;;;

Announcer: “Now it’s time for a commercial break!!”

Tron *sighs dramatically while sitting on a bench sadly*

Voice: “Hey Tron. What’s the matter? Not having any guy luck lately?”

Tron: “Is that you God?” o_o

Voice: “Well now you can! Just ask Tira!”

Tira (Sorcerer Hunters): “My sister Chocolate and I have been fighting over Carrot since we were tiny tots. But thanks to the ‘Miracle Whip’, I have Carrot in my clutches!” ^_^

Carrot *tied up in a long whip*: o_;’’’

Tron: O_O!! “I NEED IT!!”

*A ‘Miracle Whip’ appears in her hands*

Tron *cornily*: “WOW! Thanks! This is great!”

*Teeth sparkles*

Megaman *clings to Roll*: @____@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Voice: “That’s right! You can use to Miracle Whip for bondage AND revenge!”

CP *with a net full of cute guys*: “Thanks Miracle Whip!”

*Gives a corny thumbs up and smile*

Voice: “Buy it today!!!!!” *Quickly* “Not responsible for any law suits. All humanitarians at your doors or angry parents/ex-girlfriends are your responsibility.”

Announcer: “And now back to the Spring Matches!”

CP *smoldering as she drags herself back onto her chair*: “*Sob* *Sob* My poor MRFFA…”

Tron: “You need to hire a construction crew or something…” ^^;;;

CP: “Prolly…”

*Camera cuts to Gluko*

Gluko: “A-anou…”

Announcers: O_O?

Gluko: “I think something is wrong with Arnold, desu wa…”

*Camera pans up to reveals Moo, dressed as Arnold standing behind Gluko*

CP: =_=;;;

Tiger: “Enough, Moo! Where’s Arnold?! He’s in the last match!”

Moo: “BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!!”

Helga *still dressed as Lila*: “HEY! Where’s my football head?!!?”

Moo: “I ATE HIM!! MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!”

CP: o.o

Tron: “H-how cruel…” o-o;

Moo: “FEEL MY WRATH!!”

*Grabs Gluko*

Gluko: “This is kinda nice!” ^.^

Batch *bursts in*: “YOU BASTARD!! Drop Gluko!”

Gluko *waves to Batch*: “Hi Batch! Wow! I can see everything from up here!” ^_^/

Batch: “…B-baka!!”

Moo: “HUMAN!! DO YOU NOT TREMBLE IN FEAR?!”

Gluko: ^_^

Moo: -.-;;; “I’LL TAKE YOU AS A HOSTAGE ANYWAY! MWAH HA HA HA HA!”

CP: “…Where’s Holly when you really need her?” -.-;;;;

Holly *raiding the Hershey Theme Park*: = : )

*Moo climbs to the top of the stadium*

Moo: “BWAH HA HA HA HA HA! With Holly gone! I can finally be evil once more!!”

Gluko: “Desu waaaaa!” ^-^

Helga: “HOLD IT! NO ONE EATS ARNOLD WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!”

*Leaps down from no where and tackles Moo’s face*

Moo: “EEEEK!! GET HER OFF OF ME!!!” >_<

*Drops Gluko*

Batch: O_O!!!!!!!!

Gluko *lands on the unconscious Pixie and Misato*: ^_^

Batch: =.=;

Helga *whips out a mallet*: “Take this!!”

Moo *dramatically*: “BLAAARRGGHHH!!”

*Falls towards the announcer’s booth*

Announcers: @_@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*CRASH!!!!!!!!!!*

………

*The stadium explodes for no reason*

MRFFA: “Boo-ya…” XP

Announcer: “S-SOON…” XD

CP *slowly emerges from under the rubble and a spiral eyed Moo*: “O-ow… Well…folks…that’s…it…until…next…year…”

*An airplane lands on her*

Sailor Mist *hops out*: “Hauh ha ha ha ha ha! I’m here! How about that for a dramatic entrance?! Boo-ya!!” ……… O_O;

*Sweats at the rubble and various update characters sprawled under it*

Sailor Mist: “Oh well! Let’s go to Vegas, darling!” ^_^

Casey *tied to the co-pilot seat*: “Mmph…” ;_; [Help me…]

CP: XP

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Okay, I must thank Nina for this update idea. =D Don’t worry, The Spring Matches update will be up next time = : ) but this was just too funny and fresh. I can’t give the list she (?) sent me here, otherwise it will give it away. But it will be after the updates. Also, she was kind enough to send me the Monster Rancher (Farm) 2nd (?) opening theme translations of ‘Close to Your Heart’. I love this song, now I will finally know what they are saying!! ^^;; That will be posted soon on my main site. Well everyone; indulge in the insanity! = : )

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*At a big, spooky mansion , the update crew are at Tron’s great …er…great grandfather’s will reading*

Tron: “…I didn’t know I had a… ARGH! Damn plot holes…” =_=

Lawyer *reading the will*: “…And to Teasel…”

Teasel: @_@

Lawyer: “…I leave my lint collection…”

Teasel: O_o+

CP: ^.^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Tiger: “…That sucks…”

Mocchi: “If you don’t want it, can I have it, chi?” ^__^

Lawyer: “…Er… And to my lovely, lovely, hot, sexy Tron…” o_______O;;;;;

Tron: o_o

Dorothy: “…I wouldn’t look in his magazine stash if I was you, Tron…”

CP: “Siiiiiiiiiiiick!”

Lawyer: “…Um… I leave ten million zenny (money in Megaman Legends’ world) IF you spend one night in my haunted mansion.”

Tiger: “*Cough*rip-off*cough**cough*!!”

Tron: o_o

Megaman: “Er…Tron?” o_O;

Hare: “Let’s do it!” ^.^/

Teasel: “BWAH HAHAHA! Hellz ya!”

Tron: o_o

Voice outside: “Hey! You rear-ended my car!!”

Lawyer: @_____@ “Er…that’s my call! Gotta go!”

*Leaps out the window*

CP: “……….Ambulance chaser.”

Tron: o_o;

Announcer: “AND SO!!!”

CP *sharing a room with Holly and Dorothy*: “D-do y-you really th-think this place is h-h-haunted?” O_O

Dorothy: “I dunno.”

Holly: “If it is, then the ghosts are just waiting for us to go to sleep so they can give us nightmares and wake us up and all that stuff!” ^.^/

Announcer: “LATER THAT NIGHT…” o_O;

Holly: “Zzzzzzzzzbrownieszzzzzz…” U.U

CP and Dorothy *laying awake*: 0_0;;;

*A noise comes from downstairs*

CP and Dorothy: O_O!!!!

CP: “S-should we check it out…?” o_o

Dorothy: “…No…” o_o

Genki’s voice *in a high pitched, girly like manner*: “AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!”

Holly *shoots awake*: “GENKI!!!”

*Leaps off the bed and runs downstairs like an idiot with the others*

Genki: “AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!”

Holly *with the others, bursts into the kitchen*: “GENKI?!”

Genki *chewing on a whole chicken*: “THIS FOOD IS SOOOOO GOOD!!!”

Everyone *trips*: O______o;;;;;

Golem: “You had us worried, Genki.” =_=;;;

Teasel *looking around*: “Where’s Tron?!”

Megaman: “Huh? She was right here before!” o_O;

*Everyone glares at Roll*

Roll: “Wha? I didn’t do it this time!” ;__;’

CP: “Then Tron…” o_o;

Barrel: “WAS ADUPTED BY THE BODY SNATCHERS!!!”

*Organ music*

Others: o_O;;;;

Barrel: “…Just a thought…”

Mocchi: “Look, chi!” O_O_

*All the napkins on the table are folded into neat, little swans*

Update crew: “MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP!!!”

…………….

Dorothy: “…Swans…?” o_O;;;

Mocchi: “Yeah, chi! But they weren’t that way before!”

CP *in a Velma impression*: “But why would the ghost want to fold our napkins like little swans?” -,-

Tiger: “L-let’s go back to the main room and figure this out…” O)_._O

Suezo: “Ya! No ghost is gonna scare us away!” O(

*They wonder to the main room*

Teasel *sobbing*: “T-Tron………………….” ;_______;

CP: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!

*On the coffee table, a gingerbread house replica of the MRFFA sits, perfect in detail including the sign in front that says ‘Beware of the Holly’ *

Dorothy: “N-now that’s just freaky…” 0_0;;;;

Holly: “How cute! They have that sign on the front too!”

*Eats the roof of it* ^-^

MEANWHILE…

The MRFFA: “Mwah hahahaa… With them away, nothing will happen to me!” ^_^

*The roof disappears*

The MRFFA: “………..Damn it all.” =____=+

CP: “H-how cruel…Holly…” o_O;

Holly: *Burp!* ^-^

Tiger: “Wait a minute…does anyone smell something?” O)_._O!

Genki: “Hm… Potpourri?” O_O;;

Hare *turns to Dorothy*: “Oh ho? Trying to seduce me, huh?” ~^_._^~

Dorothy: ¬_¬;;;;

CP: “…Er… I don’t think she is, Hare. But one thing’s for sure…this ghost…”

Others: O_O??

CP: “Has very poor taste!” >.< /

Others: =__=;;;;

Servbots: “We must find Miss Tron!!”

Genki: “Right! Let’s split up! I’ll go with Holly and the rest of you go somewhere else!” ^_^

Holly: @__@

CP: o_O;;;;;;;;;;; [Bad…mental…image…of…why…must…get…out…]

Dorothy: “Er…I’ll go with CP and the Servbots.”

Servbots: “Yes Miss Dorothy!”

Announcer: “Um…SOON!” o_O;;

Megaman: “TRON?! HELLOOOOOO!”

Teasel: “TRON?!” ;_______;

Roll: “EEK! MEGAMAN!!! LOOK!!!”

*The others run over to Roll who’s back in the kitchen, pointing at the oven in horror*

Megaman: “DATA!!!!” O_________________O;;;;;;;

*Data is on the stove in an exquisite tarragon, rose petal & saffron demi-glace', with pecan- crusted hearts of palm and a delicate mint-fennel sauce (Phew)*

Data: “It…burns…” o0_0o;;;

Megaman *sobs and lifts him up*: “Damn this ghost!!” O_;’’’

Barrel: “Mmm…he looks good enough to eat!” ^_^

Roll *kicks him in the nuts*

Barrel *slowly slips to the ground*: 0.0;;;;;;;;

MEANWHILE…

Servbots: “MISS TRON!!!”

*They open a door to see Holly and Genki making out*

Servbots: O_O;;;;;;

*Quickly closes it*

CP *looking in a closet*: “Find anything?”

Servbots: “…N-no…” O_O;;;;;;

Tron’s voice: “GOOD CORN!!! HEEEEEEEELLLPPPPPP!!! EEEEEKKKKK!!!!” >_<

CP: O_O!!!!!! “We found her guys!! Come here!!!”

*The others, except Genki and Holly (X_x) rush over*

Teasel: “Her voice came from over there!! Hurry!!!” O_O

*They rush into a room revealing Tron chained to a heart-shaped bed with lava lamps placed around the room*

Tron: “Teasel!” @__@

Teasel: “Tron! What happened?!” O___o;;;

Megaman: *Drooling*

Roll: >_<+++

*Throws a lava lamp at him*

Megaman: “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!” >________<;;;;;

Old dude *enters wearing a bathrobe*: “Mwah ha ha ha… I---“ O____O;;;

Teasel: “Great, great grandpa?!” O_______o;;;

Mocchi: “He’s alive…? That means…no lint collection, chi!” ;___;

Great, great grandpa: “Er… Boo?” ^^;;;

Others: O_O+++++++

G, G grandpa: “Um…hi! Ya…I wasn’t dead…so…um…what are you guys doing? Don’t come any closer!!! AHHH---!!!”

(HAPPY MUSIC FLASHBACK!!!)

Tron *tied to the bed, singing*: “Aaaaalllll by myselllfffffffff… Aaaaaalllll by myyyyself…” ;__;

……………..

Tron: “…Damn it…there’s a five dollar bill on the ground…just looking up at me…”

……………….

Tron *to the 5 dollar bill*: “YOU DARE MOCK ME?!?!!?”

(Er…)

G, G grandpa: XP;;;;;

Mocchi: “YES! The lint is mine!!! MWAH HAHAAH!!”

*Leaps out the window*

Tron: “………………….Can someone untie me, please?” -_-;

CP: “Wait a minute…if that old fart was wondering around the whole time…then who was doing all that freaky stuff?” O_O;;;

Voice: “Gweh he he he he he…”

Nahga *pops up*: “HAUH! You call that a laugh?! HAUH HA HA HA HA HA!!!”

*A huge pot lands on her*

Nahga: XD

Others: O_o;;;;

Voice: “Now…you will feel the wrath…of my anger… I told that old fart that he should hire ME to design the interior of his mansion…but he never did… Now I will seek out my revenge on you all!!!”

Tron: “Er…that makes no sense…” O_o;;

CP: “Does anything ever make sense around here?” ¬_¬;;;

Mocchi *pops back up*: O_O???

Dorothy: “…Nope.” -_-;

G, G grandpa: “…Oh…no…it’s…” XP

Martha Stewart *emerges from the shadows*: “Heh heh heh…”

Golem: O_o;

Pixie: “…The hell…?”

Big Blue: “MASTER PIXIE! She was the one who clipped our bushes to look like little, green rabbits!!” >_<_

Pixie: “OH YA!”

Roll: “What’s so bad about that?” O_O?

Pixie: “Well, back when me and Big Blue were still part of the Big Bad Four…”

~FLASHBACK~

Big Blue *steps out of the house in a bathrobe*: “Yaaawwwnn… GURK!!” O_O;;;

*The bushes are now shaped like rabbits*

Pixie *trudges out with messy hair, bags under her eyes and a bathrobe too*: “Mphgarrra…the hell…?” =_-?

Martha Stewart *trimming the hedges like cats*: “Good morning! Your house is too gloomy, so I decided to make something more exquisite to add to it!” ^_^

Pixie and Big Blue: O_O

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Big Blue: “*Sob* …And when we tried to order our slaves to work harder…”

~FLASHBACK CONTINUATION~

Pixie: “Work, slllaaaaaaaves!!! Mwah hahahahah!”

Slave 1: “BWAH HA! No way! Why should we listen to a person with BUNNIES and KITTIES on their lawn!!!”

Slaves: “BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!” ^o^/

Pixie: “Grrrr………… LIGHTNING!!!!!”

Slaves’ voices: “EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!” *Sizzle* “Ow…” “Oye…” “Mother brother!” >_<;;

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Martha Stewart: “Er…”

*Tries to run away*

Pixie: “OH NO YOU DON’T! LIGHTNING!!!”

*They all chase after her*

Tron: “…Hello? Um…still tied up here?”

*A lonely wind blows*

Tron: ;_;

((((Top Ten Signs You're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart)))))

10. You get a threatening note made up of letters cut out of a magazine with pinking shears, and they're all the same size, the same font, and precisely lined up in razor-sharp rows.

9. You find a lemon slice in the dog's water bowl.

8. On her TV show she makes a gingerbread house that looks exactly like your split-level, right down to the fallen licorice downspout and the half-open graham cracker garage door.

7. You find your pet bunny on the stove in an exquisite tarragon,rose petal & saffron demi-glace', with pecan- crusted hearts of palm and a delicate mint-fennel sauce.

6. The unmistakable aroma of potpourri follows you even after you leave the bathroom.

5. You discover that every napkin in the entire house has been folded into a swan.

4. No matter "where" you eat, your place setting always includes an oyster fork.

3. Twice this week you've been the victim of a drive-by doilying.

2. You wake up in the hospital with a concussion and endive stuffing in every orifice.

AND THE NUMBER 1 Sign You're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart...

1. You awaken one morning with a glue gun pointed squarely at your temple.

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Have a Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! ^-^ And so, in honor of the holiday I forget about every year…Holly-chan requested a St. Patrick’s Day update!

Also, for Scooby fans who want to see Scooby Doo as you've NEVER seen it before, watch Adult Swim's Scooby...er...thing at 11:00 pm tonight! I saw a preview and it's funny...yet so...er...you'll see... ^^;;;;;;

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CP *wondering around the MRFFA’s backyard*: “La la la laaaa!”

*The neighbor’s windows shatter*

Neighbor’s voice: “What the fudge?! Mary! It’s that damn kid again!! Get the gun!!”

CP: 0_o;;;;;;;;;

*Runs but then trips* >_<

Voice: “Ow!”

CP: O_O???

*Gets up to see a flattened leprechaun*

Leprechaun: “Oye…” XD

CP: “Er…is it dead?”

*Looks around to see a little kid holding a lollipop staring at her in horror*

Little kid: o_o

CP: “Um… I DIDN’T DO IT THIS TIME!!!” >_<

*Picks it up and runs*

Little kid: o_o

Announcer: “SOON, INSIDE THE MRFFA…”

Holly *looking out the window*: “Er…the kid is still there, CP.” ^.^;;;

Tiger: “Should we hide him in the closet with the other scarred for life children?”

Scarred for life children’s voices in the closet: “…Please let us out…it’s dark in here…” o_o;;;

Holly: “…Wait a minute… That kid is holding… A LOLLIPOP!! SUGAR!!” @____@

*Leaps out the window*

Holly’s voice: “RRAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!”

Little kid’s voice: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!”

*KRAKA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!!*

Dorothy: ¬_¬;

CP: “………Anyways… What are we going to do about this dude?”

Leprechaun: XD

Amelia: “Oooh…Miss CP! I heard that if you kill a leprechaun, it’s bad luck!” ;__;’

Pixie: “What? I-it’s not dead! See?!”

*Picks up the leprechaun and wiggles its limbs like it’s dancing*

Others: “………………………………………….”

Leprechaun: “Get ye dirty hands offa me!!”

Pixie: “What?! How dare you! I wash my hands once a week!”

CP: 0_o;

Big Blue: “Er…”

Leprechaun: “…Anyways… I’m alive as ye can see!”

Amelia *eyes starry*: “Wow…how cool! Are you gonna lead us to your pot of gold?!” @_@

Hare: ~@_._@~

Leprechaun: “Away with ye! You scary little girl! …That pot of gold is my retirement savings…”

Hare: ~O_._O~

Genki: “So…are ya gonna give us anything?”

Mocchi: “Presents, chi!”

Leprechaun: “Er…how about a four leaf clover?” ^^;;;

CP: “YA!!!!” @___________@

Others: ¬_¬

CP: “…Or not…” O_O;;;

Leprechaun: “But…this four leaf clover is a…er…special one! It will give you all the best luck on Earth!” ^^;;;

Genki: “Really?!” @_@

Holly *climbs back into the window with the lollipop in her mouth*: “Then I can finally find the land of brownies!!” @__@

Others: O_o;;;;;;;;;;;

Holly: “…Um, I mean…find the Phoenix…?” ^^;;;

Others: “YA!!”

Moo *in a little girl’s voice, hiding behind a flowerpot*: “Or find Moo’s true body!”

Others: ¬_¬+

Moo: *Cries*

Leprechaun: “Um…anyways…here you go!” ^_^;;;;;

Genki: “Wow……………..I can feel the magic……………. And it’s glowing!” @__@

Everyone *dreamily*: “Oooohhh… Liiiiiiggghhhttttttt……………………..” @_@

Leprechaun: *Sneaks away* o_O;;

Announcer: “……………ONE HOUR LATER…” -_-;;;

CP *snaps out of it as everyone drools at the glowing clover*: “Hey…where did Hare go…?” o_O;

FAR AWAY…

Hare *pacing around the leprechaun who’s tied to a chair*: “Tell me where the gold is…or else…” ~=_._=~

Leprechaun: “You’ll never get anything from me!”

Hare: “Sigh… Fine. I warned you.”

*Turns on a TV in front of him*

Commercial: “Catch me Lucky Charms! They’re magically delicious!!”

Leprechaun: “ACK!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!! HELP! HELP!!!”

Hare: “If you don’t tell me…you’ll be stuck watching Lucky Charm commercials! And then, when I’ve run out of those commercials…BARNEY!!”

Leprechaun: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”

CP *shrugs*: “Oh well… I’ll test out my…” *in a big manly voice* “GREATEST LUCK IN THE WORLD!!!”

*A herd of zebras crash through the wall and run over her*

CP: “…Damn…it…all…” XP

Dorothy: “…Wait a minute… Where’s our good luck?” =___=+

*An anvil that says ‘GOOD LUCK’ crashes through the roof and falls on top of her* XD

Genki: “Oh man! We gotta go to an expert about this!!!”

Announcer: “AND SO…”

Update crew *dodging flying mallets, falling animals and other things as they run down the street like idiots*: “MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP!!!”

CP *gets hit by almost everything*: X(

*They burst into a little potion shop*

Dagger (Final Fantasy 9) *looks up from the counter*: “Oh hello!” ^_^

*Everyone runs up to the counter and starts talking frantically at the same time*

Freya *sweeping behind Dagger give them all a dirty look and holds up her spear*: =_=+

Others: O-X;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Dagger: “Now, one at a time, please!” ^_^

CP *about to speak when Quina lands on top of her*: XD

Others: “…………..”

Quina: “No tasty munchies?” ;____;’

*Looks down at the flattened CP*

Quina: “Are YOU tasty?” +__+

CP: “I-I hope not!” O___;’’

Dagger: “Oh I see now! Bad luck! What item has given you bad luck, do you know?”

Genki: “This!”

*Holds up the clover*

Dagger: “Really?” O_O;

Zidane *leaps over the counter with his weapon ready*: “Careful Dagger! I see the problem!”

*Points to one leaf, teared in half to make it look like a four leaf clover*

Others: “……………………”

Holly: “DIE EVIL CLOVER!!!!”

*Rips it apart with her teeth and beats it to the floor with her frying pan*

Genki: “LET’S GET THAT LITTLE YOU-KNOW-WHAT GUYS!!!!!!”

Others: “HELL YA!!!!!!!!!” >. *They run out like idiots except for a bigger Quina and a sweating Dorothy*

Dorothy: “…CP? CP? Where are you?” O_O?

CP *inside Quina*: “…Damn it all…” =_=+

Announcer: “ER, LATER!”

*Update crew burst into a shed*

Genki: “THERE HE…is…?”

Leprechaun: XD

TV: “I love yooooooou! You love meeeee!”

Holly: “Let’s go, Genki. He died in a far worse way then we could even do to him…”

*They walk out dramatically into the sunlight*

Hare *in Hawaii*: “BWAH HAHAHAH! Bring in the hula girls!!! Boo-ya!!” =:.D

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What the heck is Sakura Wars you say? Well, give this website a quick check-out before reading this, otherwise you prolly won’t get why Maria and Kanna have male parts in all the plays they do… http://www.angelfire.com/ns/haruka/

*Sweats* Okay, since I know people won’t check out the website (I know I wouldn’t) lemme explain quickly: since the Sakura Wars team only consists of girls, they use the most “masculine” looking members of the team to play male roles. And Maria and Kanna are them…

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*A play is going on at the Sakura Wars team’s theater…*

Sumire *dressed as an ugly stepsister*: “CINDERELLA!!”

Sakura *as a spotlight shines down on her dramatically as she scrubs the floor*: “Oh my… What am I to do? I’m just a pretty, little girl worked as a slave…”

Sumire: “OH HO HO HO HO HO! You got that right! And you’re not going to the ball where the prince will choose his bride either!”

CP *in the audience*: “What?! She can’t see the cute prince?! How cruel can you be on her poor, female hormones?!”

Dorothy: “Will you shut up? …Hey…um, where’s everyone else?” O_o;;

CP *looks down the row to see a long stretch of empty seats where the others use to be seated*: “…Oh hell…”

Sakura: “Boo-hoo…what am I going to do now?” ;__;’

*A figure leaps out from backstage, grabs Sakura and throws her out a window nearby and then takes her place as Cinderella*

Sakura’s voice: “CCHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!”

*CRACK!!!*

Sumire: “…Ouch…that had to hurt…” ^.^;;;;

Holly *the new Cinderella*: “Someday, my prince will come!”

Roll *leaps out, dressed like Cinderella*: “No WAY! I’m the REAL Cinderella!”

Tron *leaps out, dressed like Cinderella too*: “WHAT?! I AM!!”

CP: *Smacks her face and drags it down to her chin*

Dorothy: “…Bakas…”

Suezo *leaps out dressed like Cinderella*: “NO I AM!!”

Audience: o_O;;;;;;;;;;;

Three girls: o_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Suezo: “…Er…”

*Explodes*

Sumire *sweating*: “……Hauh?” o_O;

*Stage blacks out and then lights turn back on, revealing a castle setting*

Roll, Tron and Holly: “It’s the prince’s castle!! He’s coming!!!” @________@

CP *leans forward*: @__@

Dorothy: -.-;

*A horse’s feet clanking sound comes far stage*

Dude *wonders out clanking coconuts together to make the sound (Think about Monty Python and the Holy Grail =D ) as Maria, dressed as the prince hops out, pretending to be on a horse*

Tron, Holly and Roll: o______________O;;;;;;;;;

Maria: “Ah! The lovely women of this fair city have come! Now I will choose my bride!”

Holly: “Er…don’t choose me! I got HUGE warts on my feet!”

Genki: o_o

Roll: “Er, don’t choose me! I’m…uh…really a man!!”

Tron: “Uh, me too!”

Maria: *Sweats*

Megaman: “…That means… Now I’m sexually frustrated…” o_o;;

Barrel *pops up besides him*: “There’s always me…” ^_^

Megaman: o_O;;;

*Runs like hell with Barrel chasing after him*

Hare: “Hm… If I become Cinderella, then I’ll finally get a girlfriend…technically...” @_._@

*Leaps out, dressed as Cinderella with a blonde wig on*

Hare: “CHOOSE ME!!” ^.^/

Maria *Sweats bigger*: “…………………………..”

CP *completely white*: O_O;;;

Maria: “Um…I’m out of here!”

*Pretends to climb onto her ‘horse’ and turns to the dude with the coconuts in his hands*

Maria: “Let’s go! Fast beat, please.”

*Maria hops away with dude clanking the coconuts after her at full speed*

Hare: “WAIT!! …Oh… Ah well! There’s always my true love!”

Tiger *from backstage*: “…”

Hare *pulls out a rock with a smiley face drawn on it with a blonde wig*: “There you are, Stona, my true love!” ^_______.______^

*Stage blacks out again and then lights back up again in a jungle setting*

Kouran *appears out of a bush, dressed in explorer gear*: “We’ll find that treasure soon! I can feel it!”

Iris *also dressed as an explorer, decides not to tell her there’s a piranha biting her butt*: “Uh…sure…” ^^;;;

CP *finds herself somewhere else in the jungle set*: “……….”

*Looks around dumbly and sulks, curling up*

CP: “Me lost…” ;__________;

Announcer: “UM, INTERMISSION TIME!!!”

Amelia *appears on the screen in a fake kitchen setting*: “HELLO JUSTICE LOVERS!! Welcome to Amelia and Friends Kiddy Time! Since CP tends to write explicit, scarring-children-for-lives updates, I decided to have my own kiddy time!” ^____^

Zel *smoking a cigarette*: “Yeah, just for kids.”

Lina *beating up a bandit while cursing everything under the sun*

Amelia: -_-; “Anyways! Today, we have a thing called the Special Word! Whoever says the word ‘Beautiful’ will get a surprise!” ^_____^

Nahga *skips by*: “HAUH HAHAHAHAHA! I’M SO BEAUTIFUL!!”

Little kids’ voices: “SHE SAID IT!!!!!!!!”

Nahga: “Hauh?” O.O?

*A huge frying pan falls on top of her*

Amelia: “YAY!” \^___^/

Nahga: “….Hhhhaaauuuhhhhh…” X_x/

Announcer: “AND NOW BACK TO THE PLAY!”

*We’re now in a mountains setting*

Kanna *dressed as a swordsman*: “Prepare to die for your evil deeds and seductions, you witch!”

Sumire *dressed as a swordswoman ^^;; *: “Let us battle to the death then!”

Moo *leaps through the wall*: “BOO-YA! I’VE COME UP WITH A NEW ATTACK!!”

Coltia *pops up besides Sumire and Kanna*: “It appears Moo has learned a new attack! Praise it?” ^-^

Kanna and Sumire: “Er…okay?” ^^;;;

Moo: *Jumps up and down and squeals*

Kanna and Sumire: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Holly: “Daddy!” =_=

Moo: “BWAH HAHAHA! I don’t have to fear my own daughter anymore!! FEAR THIS!! SUMERSAULT ATTACK!!”

*Summersaults towards Kanna and Sumire*

Kanna: “Ack!! Why us?!!? We praised you!! Waaaaahhh!!”

*The two run like idiots from the rolling Moo*

Sumire: “Do something! You have a body like a tree!”

Kanna: “Me?! Okay! FINE!”

*Trips Sumire*

Sumire: “HAU---?!”

*Gets squished under Moo who goes crashing through the roof*

Kanna: “Boo-ya! Byetch!! BWAH HAHAHAHA---!”

*Trips on a banana peel and goes rolling towards the jungle set*

*RUUUUUUMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEE…*

Kouran *looks up*: “What’s that?” O_O;;;

Iris: “WAAHHH! A BOULDER!!!” >___<;;;;

Kanna ‘boulder’: *Spiral eyed as she rolls towards them*

*Kouran and Iris over-dramatically leap away as Kanna crashes into a tree* XD

Kouran: “Phew! That was close!” ^-^

Tree: “…Speak…for…yourself…” X(

Iris: “Waaahhh…the jungle is scawy…” ;_____;

Kouran: “True, but there’s so much more to the jungle then this!”

Iris: “Yeah! Where are all the scary animals?” O_O?

All the scary animals *surrounding CP, licking their lips*

CP: “…Help me…” o_o

A beaten-up Sakura *looms up behind Iris and Kouran*: “LIKE ME?!!?” =______=+

Kouran and Iris: O_O;;;;;;

Others *limp/walk out and freeze*: O_o;;

Sakura: “I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE STAR! *Sob* But as usual, you all had to ruin my life!!! *Sob*!!!!!!”

Kouran: “But you are the star! Look how happy the audience is now that you’re out!” ^_^;;;;

Audience *scarred for life*: o__o

Iris: “You are such a great actress, Sakura!” ^~^;;;;

Sakura *turns around and skips about happily*: “I know! I know! I’m a kind, wonderful, and BEAUTIFUL actress!!!” @______@

Little kids’ voices: “SHE SAID IT!!!!!!!!”

Sakura *looks around in confusion as everyone else slowly backs away*: “Minna-san? What’s wrong? Don’t you agree?!” O_O??

*A huge frying pan falls on to her* XP

Hare *skips around in the background*: “I love you too Stona!!!” ^__^

Dorothy *still in the audience, clapping*: “YAY!!! ……It’s finally over……” -_-;

CP’s remains: XD

*****

M-Minna-san…it’s finally here… YUU YUU HAKUSHO HAS COME TO AMERICAN TV---UNCUT!!!! Oh man, you all have to watch it! It’s a classic! A little out-dated compared to the crisp anime we see today, but it’s so good! *Bows to Cartoon Network*

THE LINE UP FOR THE ALL ANIME ADULT SWIM ON SATURDAYS

Yuu Yuu Hakusho at 11:00 pm (Watch it…damn…you… XP )

Cowboy Bebop at 11:30 pm (once again…watch it…XD )

Pilot Candidate at 12:00 am (It’s okay…great animation though. Think of it as Neon Genesis Evangelion for kids… XP )

Gundam 0083 at 12:30 am (another oldie but goodie. ^^ It’s better than the first Gundam =P )

Outlaw Star at 1:00 am (I don’t think it’s uncut like the others… :( )

Tenchi Muyo at 1:30 am (It’s defiantly not uncut XD )

This has made my Saturday nights happy once again… ^_^

***

*The update crew is stuffed in a car with Teasel driving*

CP: “Thanks to those Winter Olympics at the MRFFA, the MRFFA is now gone once again and I have no money to re-build it.”

Tiger: “Too bad you can’t make it re-appear with the snap of your fingers…”

Announcer: “MEANWHILE!”

Dorothy *standing in front of the ruins with Kohran*: “…Oh brother…”

*Snaps her fingers*

MRFFA: X___x;;;

Dorothy: “I SAID… SNAP.” =__=+

MRFFA: X___O;;;;;;

*Restores itself*

Dorothy: ^____^

Kohran: ^.^;;;;;

Dorothy: “Now we need to find the others… Where could they be?”

Chibi Roger *pops up*: “Let’s take my car! Vroom! Vroooom!!” ^-^

Dorothy and Kohran: “…………….”

CP: “Let’s see, tell me if you guys see any Help Wanted signs.”

Megaman: “There’s one!”

Announcer: “AND SO…”

CP *dressed in a McDonald’s suit and hat*: “Welcome to McDonalds may I---urk!!” O_O;;;

Lina and the other Slayers group *staring at her in horror*: O.O;;

CP *covers her face and squats down out of sight*: “DON’T LOOK AT ME!!! *Sobs* “

Lina: “…BWAH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU GUYS ARE WORKING HERE?!?!?!”

CP: “…You guys eat here…?”

Lina: “Er…that’s besides the point.” ^^;;;;;

CP: ^.^;;;;

Announcer: “MEANWHILE!”

Dorothy *driving Roger’s car*: “They are such idiots…”

*BUMP*

Chibi Roger: “NOOO! MR. SQUIRREL!!!”

Kohran: “There are too many squirrels in this world anyways…”

Lina: “Now! We want 100 cheeseburgers and 200 Big Macs, please!!” ^___^

CP: “……………..Er………………100 cheeseburgers and 200 Big Macs guys!”

Others *flipping burgers and stuff*: O______________O;;;;;;;

Mocchi *leaps out the drive-through window*: “CHHHIIIIIIIIII!!!”

*A crashing sound is heard*

Dude’s voice: “HEY!! MY WINDSHIELD!!”

Holly *with a pot on her head*: “SCREW IT! We’re going on strike!!”

Others: “Hell ya!!” >. CP: “YEAH! ME TOO!!!!” ^_^/

Others: “…………………………..”

CP: *Sulks*

Gourry: “Hey! We’re hungry!!”

Amelia: “YES! AND YOU ALL ARE WORKING AMERICANS WHO LIVE TO FULFILL THE NEEDS OF CUSTOMERS!! AND THE SIGN EVEN SAYS…’WE LOVE TO SEE YOU SMILE’ AND WE ARE NOT SMILING!!”

Hare: “…Who came up with that expression anyways?”

Tiger: “Some dude who doesn’t have to work here.”

Voice: “HEY! WHATZ GOIN’ ON HERE, FOO’?!”

CP: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*Mr. T comes out from the back office*

Holly: “……….”

*Sniffs the soda CP’s drinking*

Lina: “We’re hungry! All we wanted were a few cheeseburgers and Big Macs, but these people want to go on strike!”

Mr. T: “I pay tha foo’ who said that!”

CP: ^.^;;;

Mr. T: “WAZ IT YOU?!”

*Strangles CP*

CP: “Ack!! No…I…swear…” XD

Mr. T: “Don’t lie, foo’!!”

CP: XP

Mr. T: “Won’t talk, eh?!”

Tron: “A FEW?! A FEW?! You guys wanted 100 cheeseburgers and 200 Big Macs!!”

Mr. T *drops CP*: “It doesn’t matter! These customers wanted their orda! And when a customer wants their orda, you give it to them!”

Tron: “Gr… GO GET THEM GUYS!!”

Servbots *pop out of various grills and packages*: “YES MISS TRON!”

Golem *watches a few Servbots crawl out of the meat*: “…Golem glad he eats rocks now…” o_O;;;;;;;;;

Pixie *pouring some sake into the soda machines*: “Thiz will make everyone smile! *Hic*” ^__^

Servbots *run to Mr. T dramatically*: “YAAAAAAAAAA!!”

Mr. T: “Bring it---!!”

Servbots *stops and crowd around him*: “Can we have your autograph?” ^_^

Tron: “YOU IDIOTS!!!”

Roll: “Bwah hahahaha! Your Servbots suck!”

Tron: “And I suppose your chibi Megamans can do any better!?”

Megaman: “Ya! …Hold on… Chibi Megamans?!!?!? When did this happen?!!?”

Roll: O.O;

*Runs*

Mr. T: “Sure little fellas!” ^-^

Genki: “HEY! Slavemaster! We’re not through with you!!”

*They all rush at him with weapons, fists and attacks ready*

Announcer: “AND SO…………….”

Mr. T *lying in sun*: ^_^

Dorothy and Kohran *wonder over to a pay phone*: “Looks like we have to call CP’s cell phone and follow the ringing or something…”

*Starts to dial*

Mr. T: O_O+ “HOLD IT FOO’!!!”

Dorothy and Kohran: “Meep!” O_o;;;

Mr. T *flips in the air and lands by them*: “If you need to make a phone call, don’t dial without dialing 1-800-COLLECT! That’s 1-800-C-O-L-L-E-C-T!!!! 1-800---“

Dorothy: “………..”

*Kicks him in the ankle*

Mr. T: XP

Kohran: “…Er…?” ^^;;;

Dorothy: “Please don’t ask where I got that from.”

FURTHER AWAY…

Moo *buying ankle guards*: ;__;’

Dorothy: “Now…”

*Dials CP’s number*

Announcer: “MEANWHILE, AT MCDONALDS…”

Update crew in the back: XD

Servbot #3: “Wow! That Mr. T was so nice!!”

*Hugs his autograph*

Servbot #14: “Yes! He even let Miss Tron keep all her body parts intact!” ^_^

Tron: “…S…hut…up…” X(

Pixie *completely oblivious and drinking out of the soda machine*: ^____^

Old woman at the counter: “Excuse me? May I get some service here? Hello?” ;__;

CP *on the ground*: XD

CP’s cell phone: Riiiiiiiiing! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

Kohran *enters with Dorothy*: “Er…Hello? Guys?”

Dorothy *walks past the sulking old lady and looks down at CP*: “Um…CP?”

Pixie *flaps by happily*: “Lookz like they’ve had toooo much! *Hic!!*”

Big Blue *drags himself after her*: “M-Master…Pixie…I…would…like…some…too…” X(

Old woman: “……………..Damn glasses……………… I KNEW THEY WERE A FRAUD!!”

*Takes off her glasses*

Old woman: “I’M AS BLIND AS A BAT AND HAPPY! BOO-YA!!! BWAAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!”

*Runs away until she trips over a table and falls over* XD

Dorothy: “So many idiots in this world…” -_-;

Suezo’s head: “I…hate…my…life…” X(

CP's notez: Sorry this update sucked. I've been out of ideas...and out of soda... *Sniffle* ;_;

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*Dorothy, Lina, Helga (Hey Arnold!), Tiger and CP are sitting in an announcer’s booth in the MRFFA stadium*

CP: “Welcome everyone! In honor of the Winter Olympics, the MRFFA is throwing its own Olympics!”

Dorothy: “The only problem is, the idiots that are passing the torch down to here are late. So, we have to start without a flame.”

Announcer: “MEANWHILE, FAR, FAR…FAR AWAY!!!”

Nahga *carrying the flame*: “AAAAAAH HAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I, NAHGA THE GREAT, WILL FINALLY GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!! YOU HEAR ME LINA?!!?!? HAAAAAUHHHH HAHAHAHAH---!!!”

Voice: “MARCHING FISHIES!!!”

Nahga: “---Hauh?!” O.O;;

*Gets swept away by a huge army of marching fishies*

Gomamon *takes the torch she left behind*: “BOO-YA!!!”

*Runs off to the stadium laughing like an idiot*

Announcer: “…This is going to cause rivalry in the Spring Matches…” O_O;;

Lina: “I’m telling ya! A little fireball…”

CP: “No!! Then it won’t be official!!!” ;__;

Lina and Dorothy: “…………..”

Helga: “…Whatever. The first event is skiing.”

CP: “Let’s go to our very own Tron Bonne for the scoop!” ^_^

Tron *on a mountain with Mocchi getting ready to compete*: “Yes, thank you CP! Mocchi is about to make his run on the ski slope! Let’s watch!” ^_^

Mocchi *pushes off and skis down the slope*: “WHHHHEEEEEE!!!” ^___^

*Flies into the air*

Audience: “…………….?”

Mocchi’s voice in the distance: “CCCCHHHIIIIIIIII!!”

Tron *looking up after him*: “…Um… Back to you guys then!!” ^-^;;;;;;;;;;;;

Announcers: *Sweats*

Tiger: “Um, let’s check to see where the torch is now…” -)_._-;;;

Maria (Sakura Wars) *running with the torch in her hand*: ^^

Dorothy: “Er…wasn’t that white Digimon thing just carrying it now?”

Maria: “…Um…”

Announcer: “MEANWHILE…”

Gomamon *full of bullet holes and beaten up at the side of the road further away*: XD

Kanna (Sakura Wars) *kicking his body*: “Heh heh!” ^___^

Announcer: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;

Maria: “…Never heard of Digimon!” ^_^;;;;;;

*Hides her gun*

CP: o_O;

Helga: “…Anyways… The next event is the ice skating couple competition…”

Lina: “The first couple: Arnold and Lila!” ^_^

Helga: O_O+

CP: “Er…H-Helga…?” ^^;;;

Helga *slowly picks up a mallet*: “Kill…” O_O+

*Slowly walks out of the room*

Other announcers: O__o;;;;

*Helga looms over Lila with her mallet*

CP *as camera quickly cuts back to the wide-eyed announcers*: “Um, um! Let’s go to…”

*BAM!!!!*

Arnold’s voice: “LILA!!! Help!! Somebody gave Lila a boo-boo!” O_;’’’

Lila: XP

Helga *skips back in happily*: “Ah! Much better!!” ^______^

CP: O_o;;; “…To the current place of the torch! Holly?”

Holly *by the side of a road*: “Thanks CP! Maria has just handed the torch to our justice-loving Amelia! Who’s……!”

Announcers: O_O??

Holly: “Just standing there!” \^.^’/

Announcers *trip to the floor*: “WAH?!?!”

Amelia *holding the torch over-dramatically*: “FLAME OF JUSTICE! I, A HERO OF JUSTICE, SHALL DELIVER YOU!! YOUR FLAME SHALL SHINE FORTH IN THE STADIUM OF WHERE HEROES OF JUSTICE RESIDE!!!”

CP: “…Sigh…” -_-;

Amelia: “SHINE FLAME!! AND GUIDE ME TO----“

*A bomb rolls up to her*

Amelia: O___________O;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*BOOM!!!!!!!!!*

Roll *grabs the torch from the charred Amelia and runs off*: “BOO-YA!!!!!!!!”

Holly: “WAIT!!! YOU’RE GOING---the wrong way…” -_-;;;;;;

Lina: “…Damn blondes…”

CP: ^.^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Tenaga (Mon Colle Knights) *squeezes out of a microphone*: “BAH!!!!!”

Announcers: O_____________________O;;;;;;

Tenaga: “These sports are nothing!! Lemme show you how we bad guys do REAL MEN’S SPORTS!!!!”

Dorothy: “…Security?” O__O;;;

Tenaga: “WAH HAHAHAH! I ATE THEM!!!!”

Announcers: O_o;;;;

CP: “How cruel…” o_o;

Helga: “Y-yes…well…let’s see these real men’s sports… H-Hare?” O_o;;;

Hare *standing by a pool outside in the freezing cold and snow*: “Thank you Helga! Luckily, I have fur to withstand these harsh winter conditions!! HAHAHAHA!! But these guys don’t! Eccentro, Batch and Gluko, the bad guys of Mon Colle Knights, are going to dive into the pool.”

CP: “…Somebody call an ambulance…” o_O;

Eccentro: “Well…root me on girls!”

Batch and Gluko *frozen*: “B-b-b-bacchiguu…” o_o

CP: “WAIT!!! THE TORCH HAS ARRIVED!!!” ^______^

Eccentro: “Oh!! There is a god!!!” ^_______^

Batch and Gluko: “…Y-yay…” o_o

*Batch’s arm falls off*

Tenaga *pops up behind Eccentro and pushes him in*: “BE A REAL MAN!!”

Eccentro: “WWAAAHH!!! *GLUG*…”

Gluko: “…B-boss…is…s-s-s-s-so…cool…” ^~^

Batch: “B-baka…”

Eccentro: XP

Roll *runs over to the stairs leading to the top to light the torch*: “HAHAHAHA! MEGAMAN IS GONNA BE MINE!!”

Tron *trips her*: ^_^

Roll *falls on her face*: O_O+

Tron *steals the torch*: “BOO-YA BYECTH!!!”

Barrel *steals the torch*: “MWAHAHAHH! MEGAMAN IS GONNA BE MINE!!”

Audience: O____________o;;;;;;;;;

Megaman: *Hangs himself* XD

Barrel *runs and runs up the stairs*: “Ack!! My heart!!” XD

*Drops the torch that’s picked up by Genki*

Genki: “THIS IS FOR YOU, MOCCHI!!!”

~SOMEWHERE IN JAPAN…~

Little boy: “Look!! It’s a bird!!” ^_^/

Woman: “It’s a plane!” O.O/

Dude: “That’s my wife!!” ^_^/

Boy and woman: o_O;;;

Mocchi *flies by*: “CCCHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!”

Old dude: “…It’s a flying mocchi?” o_O;

Woman: “…You mean it’s a rice cake?!” O_o;;

Dude: “…Nooo…I thought it was her… *Sob* WAAAAAAAHHHH!!”

*Runs away crying*

Others: “……………”

Holly: “You can do it, Genki!” ^.^/

Genki: =D

Tiger: “He’s gonna trip.”

Genki *about to light it*: O_O????????????

*The torch is out*

Genki: “NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! CHIIIIIIIIIII!!!!”

*Leaps off the stairs*

Lina *levitates over to the top of the stairs*: “Don’t worry! I’ll light it up with a spell! And just to be a show-off! I’ll use a grand spell!” ^___^ “DRAGON SLAVE!!!!”

…………

*Stadium explodes*

…………

MRFFA: “…YES!!! It wasn’t me this time!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!”

*MRFFA explodes*

Kohran (Sakura Wars) *standing in the middle of the rubble, burnt*: “…I did it again…” XD;;;;

MRFFA: “…Damn…it…all…” XP

*******

*A crowd is watching a hole patiently*

CP: “YAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Reporter: “Quiet you ingrate!! The groundhog needs concentration!!”

CP: “……..To pop out of a hole?”

Holly *hyped up on sugar*: “Maybe!!! Itatetoomanybrowniesandandandnowitcan’tsqueezeoutofthehole!!” @_@

Genki: *Takes away her backpack and dumps it out. Misc. boxed baked goods fall out*

Holly: “…Oh well!” \^.^/

Genki: “Suezo…” =_=

Suezo *clings to his pack*: “Um, er, you don’t want to see what’s in here!!” O(;;;

*Genki grabs his pack and dumps it out. A box of brownies falls out along with various Playboy magazines, one of Holly’s bras (yes, that was not a scarf that Suezo made Tiger sniff… ^^;; ) and pics of female Suezos in bikinis falls out*

Update crew: O___o;;;;

Suezo: #O#

Holly: “So THAT’S where it was!!! Thank god! I haven’t been wearing one in ages!!”

Girls: O_____________o;;;

Censor: “WHAT THE FUDGE MUFFINS IS THIS?!!?!?!!?!?” *Storms over* “GROUNDHOG DAY IS SUPPOSE TO BE A FAMILY HOLIDAY!!”

Golem *picks her up and throws her to the moon*: “…Lady…scary…yet…so…right.”

Hare: “Um, where’s Tiger?” ~O_._o~;

Pixie: “Um, the last time I saw him, he said something about getting some food for us.”

CP: “Oh! Great! I’m hungry!” ^___^

Tron: “Me too! I wonder what he’ll bring back?” ^_^

Mocchi: O_O_

CP: “Huh? What are ya pointing at Mocchi?” O_O?

Mocchi: O_O_

Teasel’s voice: “AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!” O_O;;;;;

CP: “WHAT?!” =_=+ ……. O_O;

Tiger *trots over with the groundhog in his mouth by its leg*: “Breakfast time! I heard groundhogs taste like chicken!” ^)_._^

Update crew: *HUUURRRLLLL*

Amelia *dramatically*: “OOOHHHH TIGER-SAN!!! YOU KILLED THE SYMBOL OF THE HOLIDAY!!!!!!!! IN THE NAME OF TRUTH, LOVE AND JUSTICE, I, AMELIA, WILL PUNISH YOU!!!!”

Reporter: “What’s all the noise over there?”

CP *quickly hides Tiger behind her back with Tron*: “Oh ho ho ho ho ho! She…she gets hyped up because this is her favorite holiday!” ^.^/

Amelia: “But CP-san…my favorite holiday is---“

Lina *puts her in a headlock*: “Yes, yes! Well, we better be going!” ^.^;;;;

Dude who watches over the groundhog: “Hm…he’s late this year…”

Groundhog: XP

CP: “Well! It’s the morning! I mean, give the thing a break! Well…we’ll be seeing ya!”

*They run off like idiots, leaving Mocchi behind*

Mocchi: O_O_

Genki *tip-toes back and grabs Mocchi then runs away*

Announcer: “SOON, FURTHER AWAY…”

Amelia: “Wwaaaah! Lina-san! That wasn’t very nice!!” ;__;’

Lina: “Oh shut up! What are we going to do with THAT?!”

Tiger: “Well, we can grill it or barbeque it… I heard if you put hot sauce on it---“

Roll: “THAT’S NOT THE POINT!!!” >_<;;

Tiger: “Well…………can I eat it?”

Others: “NO!!!!”

Tiger: *Sulks and grumbles then walks off*: “F-fine! I’ll find something else to eat!”

Pixie *pokes the groundhog with a stick as the others gather around each other*

Groundhog: XP

CP: “…We’re gonna be beaten to death…”

Tron: “…Or they’ll stick US in a hole and bury us alive…”

Dorothy: “Well, should we go look for another groundhog?”

CP: “Hm…”

Groundhog *pops out of a hole*: O_O???

Update crew: “………….”

Lina: “LUCKY!” ^-^

Big Blue: “Yes, but how are we gonna put it in the official hole?”

Megaman: “Hm, we need a distraction…”

Pixie *poking the dead groundhog while watching the others*: O_O?

*Its arm falls off*

Pixie: O_O;;;;;;;;;

*Hides it behind her back*

Announcer: “AND SO, CP CAME UP WITH A BR---ER---STUPID PLAN!!!”

CP: “Hey!!”

Dorothy *steps over to the reporters with her normal deadpan expression on*: “Hey. …Sigh… EUROPE SUCKS AT MAKING CARTOONS AND ANYTHING ELSE!!”

Reporters/People: O________O+++++

*They chase after Dorothy*

Update crew *sneaks over to the hole*: “He he he…”

Genki: “I got the groundhog!” ^_^

Groundhog *bites Genki*: =_._=++

Genki *throws it away*: “OW!!!!!!!”

Groundhog *as it flies off*: “FREED!!! BOO-YA!!!!! MWAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!”

CP: “…………………….”

Hare: “Er…m-maybe they won’t notice it missing…”

Dorothy *super runs by and keeps running*: “So long!”

CP: “TRAITOR!!”

Reporters: “*Wheeze* *Huff* *Huff* Damn it… We’re gonna take out all our anger on you all now!!”

CP: “Wait!!! …Um…I think it’s coming out!!!”

Reporters/People: @_________@

*They stare at the hole again*

Update crew: *Runs away* o_O;;;

Announcer: “AND SO, EVERYONE MEETS BACK AT THE MRFFA!”

CP: “Jeez… Do you guys think they’ll be staring at the hole forever…do you?”

Others: “…………”

50 YEARS LATER…

Reporters and People *old and collecting cobwebs and dust*: @____@;

PRESENT…

Tiger *trots in happily…dragging a reindeer*: ^)_._^

CP: “T-Tiger…? Where did you get…that…reindeer?” O__O””

Tiger: “At the North Pole.”

Others: “…………………………………………………………”

Tiger: “What?” O)_._O?

Golem: [There go my chances of getting the new Barbie doll…] ;__;

Ugh...I feel like crap...dizzy...sore...but I'll update because I got really two good stories to give to you peoples... XD

**

CP *wonders out and faces the audience*: “On the last update, we found ourselves stuck in the subway with a crazy Japanese teenager, the misguided update monsters, a hapless Megaman Legends crew and Holly-chan who was last seen giving someone 30 bucks and running away screaming ‘’I’m free! Boo-ya!!” once outside. BUT…what happened to Pixie and Big Blue and Golem…?”

*Twilight Zone music plays as the stage blackens…*

CP’s voice: “Ack…can’t…see…” @__@;;;

*CRASH!!!!!*

*Cat screeches*

CP: XP;;;

**

Big Blue: “Master Pixie, are you SURE we’re going the right way?” -_-

Pixie: “Yup!” ^_^

*They stop in front of a bar*

Pixie: “TA-DAAA!! Hellz yes!!”

BB and Golem: “…………………………..”

*Pixie walks into the bar*

Pixie: “OW!!”

BB: “………Do you think anyone in the audience got that joke?”

Golem: “Probably not.”

Pixie *gets up with a bump on her head*: “BWAH HA! I was just joking with you two! Let’s GO!!!”

BB: “…Sigh…” =-=;

MEANWHILE…

CP *with the others still in the subway*: =__=+

Genki: “Well! At least nothing else can go wrong!!!”

MEANWHILE (AGAIN)…

Aya *riding on the train*: “We’re almost there Hikari!!”

*Train stops and lights go out*

Conductor’s voice: “Uh…er…oops…” ^^;;

Junko and Tron: “………….”

Aya: “…Shi…” =_-+++

Pixie *flapping around*: “Hm…damn there’s too many streets.”

Big Blue: “Are you SURE you’re not lost?”

Golem: “Golem thinks we should ask for directions.”

Pixie: “Hey! Trust my Pixie intuitions!”

Big Blue: “……”

7 HOURS LATER…

Pixie: “Hey! Check it out! This place looks familiar!” ^_^

Big Blue: “We’ve passed her 14 times already. Maybe that’s why?”

Pixie: “FINE! Ask for directions! See if I care!! Hmph!” -_-

Golem: “Okay.”

MEANW----ACK!!!!!

*POUND*

XP

Announcer: “Boo-ya! I know you all missed me! Now…MEANWHILE!”

CP: “…Somebody…end my life…now…”

Hikari *wonders back counting a wad of money*: ^__^

CP: “…Where did you get that money from, dear?” -_-+

Hikari: “Er…”

~FLASHBACK~

Hikari: “Okay, since all of you want to see the shirt go up, I have to raise my prices!”

Men: “Whatever! Hurry up before the cops see!”

Hikari: “Okay! WHOOSH!!!”

~*Scarred for life*~

CP: O_O

Hikari: *Shrugs* “Now let’s find a cab! LU-CKY!”

CP: O_O;

Aya *pounding her head against one of those poles*: “Naze Naze Naze Naze Naze?!?!”

Tron: “…Hey wait! I just remembered I still have my remote! Ha ha ha ha ha…” ^^;;; “…Why is everyone looking at me…? H-hey! ACCCKKKK!!!!”

*Various beating up sounds*

Announcer: “Er… LET’S GO TO A COMMERCIAL!”

Commercial Announcer Dude’s voice: “NOW ON THE WB… TEENAGED SECRET AGENT!”

Roll *walking in school with another girl*: “Like and then…”

*Dramatic music plays as her watch glows and she looks down on it*

Roll: “Um, I have to go to an emergency cheerleading practice…”

Friend: “But I’m a cheerleader too and there’s no such---“

Roll: *Knocks her out with a kung-fu chop that doesn’t even hit her*

Friend: XP

Roll: *Edges away then sobs and runs away crying*: “WWAAAAAAAAHHH!!”

……………..

Roll *Runs past the camera crying*: “WWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!”

Commercial Announcer: “SEE THE INTERNATIONAL BUTT-KICKING!!”

MEXICO…

Roll *dressed in a sombrero and a multi-colored cloak, speaking very bad Spanish*: “Tu es un persona de evil!”

Evil Spanish Agent: “Er…?”

*Roll “punches” him and he over-dramatically flies back and rolls a few times*

Commercial announcer: “WHILE SHE STRUGGLES WITH EVERYDAY LIFE WHILE LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE AS AN AGENT!!!!!!!”

Cute Guy: “I’m sorry, Roll… We cannot see each other anymore.”

Roll: “You…we…?”

………..

Roll: “YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

*Knocks him out*

Cute guy: XP

CP *peeks out from behind a desk and drags the cute guy away*: @__@

Commercial Announcer: “FROM THE CREATORS OF FULL HOUSE AND SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH…COMES TEENAGE SECRET AGENT!! AND DON’T MISS THE SPIN-OFF, YOUNG ADULT SECRET AGENT GIRL!! WHEN ROLL GOES TO COLLEGE WHILE LEADING A DOUBLE LIFE!!! Sunday nights at 8, 7 central…”

Announcer: “BACK TO THE UPDATE!”

Golem *wonders up to a dude*: “Excuse me, sir. Can you give us directions to the Grand Hotel?”

Dude: “Sure! It’s… AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*People on the streets start screaming and running away dramatically*

Policeman *points to Golem*: “GODZILLA!!!”

*Mouth movements still go like a bad over-dub*

Golem: “Er…” ;__;

Pixie: “What the heck is wrong with you people?! Can’t you see?! *Sob* Can’t you see that YOU’RE the monsters?! *Sob* ALL OF YOU!!”

*Dramatic music plays as everyone stops and looks down guiltily*

Big Blue: “Master Pixie…”

Police men *storm over aiming Nerf guns at her*: “FIRE AT THE MONSTER!”

Big Blue: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”

*He blocks her and those Nerf sticky arrows stick to his back*

Big Blue: “For…you…Master…Pixie…” XP

Pixie: “BIG BLUE!!!!”

Golem: “Er…” ^^;;;;;;;;;

Pixie: “*Sob* Can’t you see that you’re the monsters?!?!”

Policemen: “Fire at the crazy, scantily clad Pixie!”

*A Taxi pulls up and CP and the others leap out*

CP: “You all aren’t REAL cops! YOU’RE the ABC Family people who are ending what Fox Family has tried to begun!!”

Others: “…Er…what?” ^^;;

Cops *reveal themselves as the ABC Family people*: “Damn it! MONSTER RANCHER MUST BE CENSORED MORE AND MORE!!! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAH!!”

Genki *looks down at Big Blue*: “Oh my God! You killed Big Blue!”

Pixie: “You bastards!!!”

ABC People: “BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA! FEEL THE WRATH OF UNCOMFORTABLY STICKY DARTS!!”

CP *gets shot by some*: “EEEEEKKKK!!!” XD

Hikari: “That draws it! CENSOR THIS!!!!”

ABC Family: “W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!?” O_O;;;

Hikari: “THIS!!!!! WHOOSH!!!!!”

CP *wakes up in the subway*: “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”

Hikari: *SNORE* ^.-

Others *asleep too*: -.-

CP: “Wow…what a stupid dream… Hmm…what DID happen to Pixie and those two?”

Announcer: “MEANWHILE…”

Pixie *drinking Juicy-Juice in a fancy-looking hotel room*: “Aaaahhh… Boo-ya!” ^_^

Big Blue: “Hm…are we forgetting something?”

………..

All three: “NAAAAAHHH!” ^-^

Aya *leaps off the train*: “HIKARI????!!!!!”

*A lonely wind blows in the empty station*

Tron: “Don’t worry! This remote will take us straight to them!!”

*Presses button*

Junko, Aya and Tron *look around in their new surroundings*: O_O?

……….

*A lion walks by*

Tron: “Er…whoops!” ^^;;;

*Remote explodes*

Aya: O_O+

Lion: “…Ooh, that sucks.” O_._o;;

Tron *as the parents and misc other wild animals surround her*: “…You’re telling me…” O_;’

Announcer: “AND SO, TRON WAS BEATEN UP TO A PULP AND AYA WITH JUNKO WENT BACK TO AMERICA INTO THE SUBWAYS…”

Aya: “HIKARI?!?!?!”

Update crew’s skeleton remains: XP;;;

Aya: O__O;;;;;;;;;

*Faints*

Junko: “…Er…”

*Trigger wonders over out of nowhere and steals CP’s leg bone then trots away happily* ^_._^

Tiger’s skeleton remains: “That’s my boy.” X.P

Announcer: “AND WHAT IS THE MORAL LESSON TO THIS STORY??? WHO KNOWS! BUT ONE THING I LEARNED…”

Pixie: “Want some more Juicy Juice?” ^_^

Announcer: “SUUUURE! ALWAYS FOLLOW A SEEMINGLY CONFUSED, DRUNKEN PIXIE!”

Pixie: “Boo-yah!!” ^_^/

………

Pixie: “Hey wait…” =_=+

*8

CP’s Notes: Sailor Luna made me do it!! Blame it on her!!!! :D (j/k)

***

The MR crew, Casey, CP, Dorothy and Sailor Mist are (somehow) stuffed inside a SUV, driving down the road*

Casey *driving*: “It’s a long way to Playland, everyone.”

Pixie *chugging down her special Juicy Juice*: “I KNOW! *HIC* Let’s sing!!!”

Others (except for Dorothy and CP): “YA!!!!!!!!!”

CP and Dorothy: “NO!”

Casey: ^^;; “Let’s vote. All in favor of singing…”

*Everyone but CP, Dorothy and Mocchi raise their hands*

CP: “…Damn.” -_-

Dorothy: “Yup.”

Mocchi: *Leaps out the car window off the mountain*: “CHHHIIII---CHI! OW!! OW!!! CHI---! OWOWOWOW!!! CHIIII-----OW!!!!”

*CRACK*

*Beep BEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!!!!*

*SPLACK!!*

CP *looking after the now road kill Mocchi*: “…Ouch…” O_o;;;

Dorothy: “…His fault. He never learns.”

Others: “100 BOTTLE OF BEER ON THE WALL, 100 BOTTLES OF BEER!!!!”

CP: “MY EARS!!! THEY EXPLODED!!” X__x

Dorothy: “Ha!! Stupid, human ears!!!”

*Ears over-circuit*

Dorothy: -__-X

CP: “…We have about an hour to go…they’ll probably sing the whole way…”

Dorothy: “Yup.”

CP *bangs her head against the window*: “LET…ME…DIE!!!!!!”

*CRACK!!!*

Dorothy: 0_0;

CP: X_______x;;;;

Others: O_O

*Dorothy puts sunglasses over CP’s X eyes and whistles innocently*

~~~~~~~CP’S DREAM~~~~~~~

CP *Dressed as Freya from Final Fantasy IX*: “What the fudge?! I’m in the FFIX world?!” *Looks at herself* “I guess this is cool, as long as---“

“HAUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!”

CP: >_<+

Sailor Mist *leaps down, dressed as Queen Brahne*: “FEAR YOUR QUEEN!!”

CP: “Yo! You’re dressed up like that ugly queen!! BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!”

SM: >____<+++

*Scene fades out to show SM and Holly (dressed as Dagger) watching the play like in the beginning of the game*

SM: “Look! The play’s called ‘I Want To Be Your Canary’, ‘daughter’!”

*Drags Casey over who’s himself ^^;; *

SM: “I want to be your lover…” @__@

Casey: ^^;;;;;;;;

*CP leaps down and starts fighting with SM in a cloud of dust as Casey runs*

Holly *looking down with a sad expression*: “……..”

Hare *dressed as Steiner*: ????

Holly: “………………………..This floor is all sticky.”

Hare: *Trips* ~-_._-~;;;

*Screen Fades out once again to reveal Genki (dressed as Zidane) coming towards Holly on the balcony*

Genki *in Heero Yuy impression*: “Relena, I must kill you.”

Holly: “Um, I’m not Relena and don’t you have to kidnap me?”

Genki: “Huh? Oh ya! Whoops, sorry!” ^__^;;;;;

*Holly leaps back and falls off the balcony*

Holly: “Bwah hahahah! I have a little trick up my sleeve!”

*Reaches to grab onto a banner like Dagger did, but there’s nothing there*

Holly: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; “CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!”

*CRACK!!!!!*

Stage dude: “Whoops…I KNEW I had to put something there…”

Genki: O_o;;;;;;

Holly: X___X;;

*Screen fades out to a swamp where everyone is standing around*

SM: “Ya, okay! This is screwed up! Why are we all here?!”

Golem *dressed like Amarant*: “Golem not know. I wanted to be Dagger though…” ;__;

Others: O________________o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Mocchi *dressed like Vivi*: “…Golem, you’re scary, chi!” O_O;;

Pixie *dressed like Eiko*: “Hey! What’s in my shirt?”

*Pulls out Big Blue dressed as a Moogle*

Big Blue: #-____-#

Suezo *dressed as Lord Cid*: “…*Snort*…BWAH HAHAHAHAHA!!!”

*Turns into a frog*

Suezo: O_O; “Rrrrribbit!”

Pixie *cuddling BB*: “AWWWW! HOW CUTE!!!”

Dorothy *dressed like Beatrix*: “…How are you holding him…?” O_O

Pixie *looks up at BB*: “…I have no idea…” -.-;;

*She falls over and BB lands on her*

Hare *zips over to Dorothy*: “Ya know…Beatrix and Steiner love each other in the game…” ~^_____.____^~

Dorothy: ¬_¬;;;

Tiger’s voice: “You will cuts it out, Hare I say!”

Others: O_______________________O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Tiger *dressed like Quina*: “I damnit cannot talk.” -)_._-;;;

Hare: “……………..BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

Tiger: >)_._<+ “YOU IS----!!”

(HAPPY MUSIC!!)

*SM, CP and Casey are driving in a car*

SM and CP: “ALWAYS COCA-COLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! BADOBABABADOBABA!!! ALWAYS COCA----“

*SM and CP fly out of the car after a kicking sound and Casey drives away*

SM: “…Darrrrling?” ;_______;?

CP: X_______________________X;;;

(…End of Happy Music…)

Hare: ~0_._0~;;;

SM: “…Anyways, what are we suppose to do?! This dress is HUGE and there are like a hundred pillow stuffed everywhere! Even in my---“

CP: “ALL RIGHT! Let’s just walk on and see what happens.”

Tiger: “………………”

Genki: “What’s up, Tiger?”

Tiger: “…ME WANNA CATCH FROGS!!”

Frog Suezo: O_O;;;;;;;

*Leaps into Holly’s shirt*

Holly: “AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!”

Frog Suezo: =D

Holly: “ECCHI!!!!!!”

*Throws him into the air*

Tiger: @)_._@

*Catches Frog Suezo in his mouth and eats him*

Others: “…………” O_o

Tiger: “…Tastes like chicken!” ^)_._^

Others: “……” -_-;;;

*Screen fades out to reveal everyone standing at a castle*

Genki: “…Huh?”

CP: “Oh! Oh! This is where Kuja is…”

Announcer: “BUM BUM BUUUUUM BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!”

Others: O_____o;;;;

Announcer: “Sorry, the organ player is missing.” #.___.#;;;

Others: -_-;;;

SM: “Well, let’s greet this Kuja person! I’ll get out my weapon!!”

*Reaches into her dress and pulls out a pillow*

SM: “HAUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!”

CP: “………Yeah, you’ll beat him with that.” -_-;;;

SM: :D

*They rush inside to see a figure’s back faced to them, dressed in a black cloak*

Genki: “Face us, Kuja!”

CP: “Um…you don’t have to if you don’t want to!” ^_^;;;

Others: ¬_¬;

CP: OxO;;;; *Keeping her mouth shut*

Kuja: “……”

*Slowly turns to reveal…*

Genki: O_______o;;;;;;;

Dorothy: ¬_¬;;;

Kuja *revealed as the Old Lady from the Herbal Essence Commercial*: “BOO-YA! I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD, BABY!!!! …Wait…*Sniff* *Sniff*…”

Others: O.o;;;;

OLfHEC: “…Hey Android Warrior lady…? …Is that Herbal Essence Shampoo I smell…?”

Dorothy: “…Uh…”

Others: “NOOOOOO!!! DON’T SAY IT!!! DON’T!!!!!!!!”

Dorothy: “…Yes.”

OLfHEC: “YES!! I CAN SAY MY ONLY LINE IN THE COMMERCIAl!!!!! Ahem. If you like the shampoo---“

Dorothy: “But I hate that Body Wash crap! It makes me break out!”

OLfHEC: “……………………………..”

*Explodes*

SM: “………HAUH HAHAHAH! I DID IT!!!”

Others: ¬_¬;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

CP: “…Okay…ya…that was too easy…”

Genki: “Yeah…”

………

Tiger: “Sucks this is!”

Big Blue: “………”

*Drags him off to Speech Therapy*

Tiger: -)_._-;;;

CP: “Yeah…um…FFIX doesn’t end this way…”

Holly: “…Thankfully…”

*Everything goes black*

Pixie: “Hey!!! What the-----?!”

(HAPPY MUSIC)

CP *picks up a bottle of HE Shampoo and sings*: “I’ve got the urge!”

………..

………..

CP: ¬_¬

Cute Guys: *Hiding under the table*

CP: *Sulks*

OLfHEC’s head: “…Mwah…boo-ya…” X__x;;;

(End of…whatever… -_-;; )

Golem: “…In a lighter use of words…what happened?”

Dorothy: “HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU’RE TOUCHING!!”

Hare: =:D

CP *in little girly voice*: “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!”

Others: ¬_¬;;;;;;

CP: “Well someone had to scream.”

Gateau *pops up*: “LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE!!” \^0^/

Others: “WE CAN’T! IT’S PITCH BLACK!!!”

Gateau: \ ;__;’/

Marron *Runs*

MEANWHILE…

*The Real FFIX crew has turned off the PSX where everyone else is in*

Zidane: “I’m hungry! There’s a place called ‘Pizza Pazazz’ nearby…whatever that is…”

Dagger: “Sounds lovely.” ^_^

Steiner: “I’ll help you cross the street, princess!”

Zidane: ¬_¬;;;

Vivi: “Um, what about them?”

Zidane: “Huh? Who?” O_O?

Vivi: -__-;;;;

*They wonder off*

Others’ voices: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

*CP Wakes up, back in the car*

CP: “Woah…okay…” O_o;;;

Others (except for Dorothy): “71 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!! 70 BOTTLES OF BEER!!!!! TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, 70 BOTTLES OF BEER----“

Dorothy: “Oh, what’s the matter, CP?”

CP: “Ya know…”

*Bangs her head against the window again*

Dorothy: 0_0;

CP: X_X

Others: “---69 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!!!”

SM: “LOOK! A BABY DEER!!!!!”

Others: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!”

…………..

……………

…………………..

Singers: “AW!! NOW WE HAVE TO START OVER!!!”

Dorothy: O____________________O;;;;;;;;;;

*The car pulls to a stop and everyone is thrown out except for CP and Dorothy. The car zooms away*

MR crew: O__O;;;

SM and Casey: “…….” ;___;

Dorothy: “FREE!!!! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!”

*Car crashes into a tree and explodes*

**CP Added: "Monster Wonderland: Holly's Merry Christmas" By: Master Gray Wolf

CP's Review: VERY cute! The ending is funny as hell too! ^_^ It's not based on T.O.F but the same characters are there, kay? ^^

**CP Added: Part 1 of "Old Faces, New Realities" By: Evil Hare Girl and Falco-chan (aka Pulsar)

CP's Review: Just read it damn you...

**CP Added: Part 5 of "Search" By: Macrossgrn

CP's Review: Another fantastic chapter