Psycho House
By: Cybernator1
Genki: "*in front of a computer visiting zombo.com* Okay, I know this is
Zombo.com! LET ME IN THE DAMN SITE!!!"
Holly: "*sweats* Genki, maybe you should visit something else."
Suezo: "Yeah, like one of those porno site you like so much. ^_^"
Genki: "...Hehehe? ^^;;;;;"
Holly: "-_-X *throws Genki out the window*"
Genki: "*splat* X___x"
Trigger: "*walks in* What's a porno site?"
Holly: "Nothing you should be concerned with right now.*gives him a cookie
and shoves him out of the room*"
Trigger: "=-_._-= *swallows his cookie* Nobody ever tells me anything.
*walks away*"
Pixie: "*in her room having a pillow fight with Big Blue in a huge vat of
wipped cream* Oh, Big Blue! This is so much fun! *swings pillow*"
Big Blue: "*with little pink bows glued to his head* It sure is! *swings
pillow*"
*pause*
Big Blue: "Oh god I want you."
Pixie: "Take me!" *they dive under the wipped cream*"
Hare: "*skipping down the street swinging a grocery bag in his hand*
*singing* Lotsa fun when you go shopping! Lotsa fun in the store! Lotsa fun
when you go shopping, to go by lots of stuff! *repeats about a million
times* *accidently wonders into a dark alley*"
Punk: "Gimme your money!"
Hare: "No! It's mine! I made my pretty pink wallet myself with my new
embroidery kit!"
Punk: "REALLY!? Oh I just love it!"
Hare: "You do? See, I thought that the bright colors would say "Here
I am
boys, come and get me!"
Punk: "Oh no, the way you put it together makes a really subtle statment.
I
just LOVE it! *they chat about girlie stuff for several hours*'
Genki: "*get's up* Boy, I'm hungry! I think I'll make a sandwich!
*stretches
his arms ala Dexter's Laboratory* *reaches the fridge where he pulls out a
beer and bag of kitty litter* Mmmm. Peanut butter and jelly.*makes the beer
and litter into a sandwich and hapilly starts to eat it* ^_^ *blowing kitty
litter as he talks* Yummy! *munch munch*"
Golem: "at the hospital getting a sex change* Oh boy! OW!!! I always
wanted
to be a gir-OWWW!!! This'll be so moch fu-OWWW!!!! I can wear pretty pink
dresses and have all those nice shoe-OOWWW!!!!!"
Moo: "walks up to house*"
Genki: "*munch munch* ^_^"
Moo: "*walks in* Hi honey, I'm home! *Naga walks up and kisses him* ^_^ I
love you too!"
Tiger: "=O_._o="
Holly: "Daddy? O_O"
*Moo and Naga hop off to elope*
Mocchi: "*chases after them*"
Trigger: "Daddy?"
Tiger: "When your older."
Trigger: "=-_._-="
*loud thumping sounds are heard from the above floor and a wave of wipped
cream comes down the stairs*
Holly: "Mmm. Wipped cream. Ooohhh Genki?"
Genki: "*spitting kitty litter* What?"
Holly: "Into my room!!! NOW!!"
Genki: "....*shrugs* *drops sandwich onto the ground, cat pees on it,
Genki
follows Holly into her room*
Lisa from Simpsons: "Hey nani nani wakka wakka hey nani nani hey! *jumps
out
the window*"
Lucy from I love Lucy: "*slapping sound* Waaaaahhh!!"
Fred: "You hit her pretty hard there Rick."
*another slapping sound is heard*
Lucy: "Waaaaaahhhh!!"
Golem: "*walks in, now a girl* Look at me world, I'm a girl!"
Trigger: "*looks up at Tiger*"
Tiger: "No."
Trigger: "*skulks to his room*"
Golem: "Where's Mocchi? O_o;;"
Mocchi: "*jumping off a clifif* Good-bye cruel world chi!!"
Tiger: "I don't know. *turns on tv*"
Golem: "*skips into Pixie's room* HIIIII!!!"
Big Blue and Pixie: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET OUT GET OUT!!!!"
Golem: "Okaaay! ^_^ *skips into Holly's room* HIIIII!!!"
Genki and Holly: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET OUT GET OUT!!!!"
Golem "Okaaaay! *doesn't leave, Genki and Holly don't notice* O_O"
Mocchi: "CHIIIIIIII!! *still falling down cliff* When is this cliff gonna
end chi!? *SPLAT* X____x"
*Universe explodes* *Genki and Holly and Pixie and Big Blue are still at it
in space*
The end...... Or is it?