Questions for the Mentally Challenged
    By: Sailor Luna


    Starring: Me and the MR Crew....and the FFIX crew!!
    NOTE: I actually got these questions as a forward e-mail....and
instantly, this strange story popped into my head!! There were more
questions, but I didn't put them all. Enjoy!!

        *A spotlight shines on center stage. Sailor Luna walks into the spot
light, smiling.*
    Sailor Luna: Hello readers! Thank you for stopping by!
    *Crickets are heard chirping.*
    Sailor Luna: -_-X I'll pay a million dollars to anyone who reads this....
    *A thousand people appear, cheering and whistling happily*
    Sailor Luna: *smiles brightly again* That's what I thought! Okay, so
welcome fellow readers!!! Today, I will be presenting an interview I did with
the MR characters and the FFIX characters! If you don't know anything about
FFIX, that's alright! Just read it any way and enjoy! Thank you all! *walks
off following by people cheering*
    Some Person in Crowd: Hey!!! Where's are million bucks?!

    *Sailor Luna drags the MR Crew and the FFIX Crew into a room and puts
them all in a heap on the floor*
    Sailor Luna: Jeez!!! You guys are IMPOSSIBLE!!!! All I want to do is ask
you a few questions!
    Holly: Brownies!!! @___@
    Zidane: Your crushing my tail, Tiger!!!
    Tiger: Well, Hare's crushing MY tail!
    Suezo: Zidane has a tail....?
    Sailor Luna: _X Knock it off! *takes them all and sets them up in
chairs. MR crew on right and FFIX crew on left. Shuffles papers in her hand*
Now, just answer the questions honestly!
    Everyone: *blinks stupidly*
    Sailor Luna: *sigh* Okay, first question!!
        
        What time is it now?
   
    Genki: 9:25 p.m.
    Holly: 9: 25 p.m. 
    Tiger: 9:25 p.m.
    Hare: 9: 25 p.m.
    Suezo: 9:26 p.m.
    Mocchi: 9:26 p.m.
    Golem: 9:27 p.m.
   
    Zidane: 9:28 p.m.
    Dagger: 9:28 p.m.
    Freya: 9:29 p.m.
    Eiko: 9:29 p.m.
    Vivi: 9: 29 p.m.
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: 9:30 p.m.
    Beatrix: 9:30 p.m.

    Sailor Luna: *sweatdrop* Um...riiight....okay...next question!

        Name as it appears on your birth certificate?


    Genki: Genki....um...I forgot my middle name and last name...I've been in
the Monster World too long....;____; WHO AM I!?!?!? WAAAHHHHH!!!!
    Holly: Holly Brownies Brown!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!! 
    Tiger: Tiger of the Wind....*shrug*
    Hare: Hare the Cutest!! #^_^#
    Tiger: _ Yeah right....
    Suezo: Suezo Suezo Suezo!!!
    Mocchi: Mocchi, chi, moch?
    Golem: Golem. Me think...?
   
    Zidane: I don't have one...I wasn't really born...
    Dagger: Garnet Til Alexandros 17th
    Genki: Which is your middle name...?
    Dagger: Til...I think....*shrug*
    Genki: That isn't a middle name.....
    Freya: Freya Crecent....the game makers never gave me a middle name...
    Eiko: Eiko Carol
    Vivi: Um...w-what's a birth certificate...?
    Amarant: Whatever....
    Steiner: Albert Steiner!
    Genki: You go by your last name...?
    Steiner: Would you shut up...? -_-X
    Genki: ;___;
    Beatrix: I don't have a last name....or a middle name....damn
SquareSoft...-_-X

    Sailor Luna: ...........Next question!!

    Parents names?
   
    Genki: I MISS MY MOMMY!!!! WAAAHHHHH!!!!
    Holly: BROWNIE MOMMA!!!! YEAH!!!! BO-YAY!!!!!
    Sailor Luna: *major sweatdrop*
    Tiger: I don't remember mine.....
    Hare: *happily* Mine were killed! ^_^
    Everyone: ............
    Suezo: Holly is my momma!!
    Holly: o_0;;;;;
    Mocchi: Genki is my mommy, chi!
    Genki: 0_0!!!!!!!!
    Everyone: ..........*snort*
    Golem: Rock. And rock. Is parents.
   
    Zidane: I don't have parents either....unless you say Garland...but that
just scares me....and I don't wanna think about that....*shivers*
    Suezo: What are you, an alien!?!?
    Zidane: Shut up, eye ball....
    Dagger: My real mother died and my fake mother has also died.
    CP: *runs in* Yeah! That fake mother was really ugly! *laughs and runs
off*
    Everyone: o_0????
    Dagger: HEY!!!
    Freya: My parents died at a young age. My mother after she had me and my
father because he go so depressed that he died.
    Sailor Luna: *sniffel* So sad....*sniffel*
    Freya: Actually, their still alive....I just wanted to make it dramatic.
    Sailor Luna: _X
    Eiko: They died in a storm...don't remember them at all....
    Vivi: Um....what are parents...?
    Suezo: Your an alien too!!! IT'S AN INVASION!!! AAAHHHHH!!!
    Sailor Luna: Suezo, sit down....
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: They sadly passed away...*sniffel*
    Beatrix: My parents have also died.

    Sailor Luna: Jeez....no one seems to have a normal family life.....

   
    Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 

    Genki: 10....I think...WAAHHHH!!! HOW OLD AM I!?!?!
    Holly: 13....MWHAHAHAHA!!! Wait....maybe it was 11.....? 
    Tiger: I don't eat cake on my birthday....I eat a nice, raw, juicy,
freshly killed de-
    Sailor Luna: ACK!!! ENOUGH!!! ENOUGH!!!
    Hare: ........None of anyone's bees wax!!!
    Suezo: 400!!!!
    Everyone: o_0!!!!!!!
    Mocchi: 4, chi! ^_^
    Golem: Old.
    Sailor Luna: .....That's not a number.....
    Golem: ........?
   
    Zidane: 16
    Dagger: 16 as well
    Freya: 23
    Eiko: 6
    Vivi: 6
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: 32
    Genki: HAHAHA!!! YOUR 32!!!! HAHAHAHAHA-
    *Steiner hits him on the head with his sword*
    Genki: -ha......X___x
    Beatrix: .......*sweatdrop*

    Sailor Luna: Aw man....this next question.....-_-

    Date that you regularly blow them out?

    Genki: X____x;;;;;
    Sailor Luna: ^.^;;;;;
    Holly: The day of my birthday.....duh.... 
    Tiger: I don't know....
    Hare: Christmas!!! Cuz I'm a gift from God!! ^_^
    Everyone: _X
    Suezo: How the hell do I know!?!?
    Sailor Luna: .............
    Mocchi: The day Monster Rancher first aired, chi!!
    Golem: Don't celebrate. Birthday.
   
    Zidane: I don't know...Garland never told me when I was born...
    Garland's Voice: Because I don't remember....fear me... I AM THE GHOST OF
GARLAND!!!! BO-YAY!!!! I'M SACRY AND YOU AIN'T!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Zidane: .........
    Dagger: *giggles at Genki, lying dead*
    Zidane: H-Hey!!!
    Freya: Don't know, don't care.
    Eiko: How sad, Freya! Well, I don't care either....
    Freya: I say that, because I don't know.
    Vivi: What's a birthday....?
    Tiger: What is your problem....?
    Vivi: Um....I-I don't know very much.....about me.....
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: When I want too....^_^
    Beatrix: This is really messed up.....
    Sailor Luna: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!
    Beatrix: o_0;;;;;;;; Um...tomorrow!!!
    Sailor Luna: Happy Birthday! ^_^
    Beatrix: -_-X

    Sailor Luna: .........Oh lord.....

    Pets?
   
    Genki: Mocchi....and my pet gold fish....*sniffle* WAAAHHHH!!!! LITTLE
SUZY!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!!!!
    Holly: I ATE MY PET!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!!
    Everyone: 0_0!!!!!!!! 
    Tiger: Technically, I am a pet....
    CP: *runs in* I HAVE A CAT NAMED FLUFFY!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!! SHE GOT RAN
OVER!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*runs out*
    Everyone: ?????
    Sailor Luna: What is wrong with her....-_-X
    CP: *runs in* I DON'T KNOW!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! *runs out*
    Everyone: *sweatdrop*
    Sailor Luna: _X
    Hare: I have a virtual pet....but it ran away....;___;
    Suezo: *scared cuz he's Holly's pet and cowers in the coner* Help
me....;___;
    Mocchi: I'm Genki's pet, chi!
    Golem: My pet. Rock. *holds up pet, looks at eat, and then eats it* Is
yummy.
    Everyone: 0_0!!!!!!!!
   
    Zidane: I don't have a pet....unless you count Freya, my pet
rat...*snicker*
    Freya: WHY YOU LITTLE-!!!
    Sailor Luna: Not on a PG fic, Freya!!!
    Freya: *grumbles unpleasant things*
    Sailor Luna: ^.^;;;;;
    Dagger: *giggles at Zidane* Watch it Zidane, she can come right back at
you!
    Zidane: Oh really, how?
    Freya: I have a pet MONKEY named Zidane!
    Zidane: HEY!!!!
    Eiko: She told you!!
    Vivi: Um...I had a pet worm....Eiko squished it though...
    Eiko: It was in my hair!!!
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: I've never had a pet....
    Beatrix: I have a kitten...who stays in my room in the Alexandria castle.
    Steiner: I never knew that.....

    Sailor Luna: *head in hands*

    Tattoos?
   
    Genki: Yeah...but are you sure I should say where?
    Everyone: O_O!!!!!!
    Sailor Luna: ACK!!!! NONONONONO!!! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!!!
    Holly: ........*staring at Genki with wide eyes* 
    Tiger: Sick.....and no.....I don't.
    Hare: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    Suezo: ..............No.
    Mocchi: I have a butterfly on my foot....but it washed off, chi....
    Golem: Golem don't. Know.
   
    Zidane: What, are you nuts?
    Dagger: Please!
    Freya: Yeah right! You wouldn't catch me DEAD with one!
    Eiko: HAHAHA!!! Never!
    Vivi: Um...N-No....
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: Amarant....is there a reason you aren't answering these
questions...?
    Amarant: Whatever.....
    Beatrix: No, I don't....Steiner, do you?
    Steiner: *panics* Y-NO!! No, of course not!! Don't be silly!!
    Beatrix: ............

    Sailor Luna: *hitting her head against the wall* Why? *BANG* Why? *BANG*
Why? *BANG*
 
   Have you been in love?  

    Genki: Yes....*looks at Holly lovingly*
    Holly: Yeah....*hugs brownies*
    Genki: ;____;
    Tiger: Nope....
    Hare: YES!!! With my beautiful face!! * dreamy sigh*
    Everyone: .............
    Suezo: Yeah!! With that Pink Eye....*dreamy sigh*
    Mocchi: Chi....?
    Golem: Undine....*sniff*
   
    Zidane: OH YES!!! I have defiantly been in love!!
    Dagger: With every girl you meet...-_-X
    Freya: Yes....Sir Fratly.....*hangs head sadly*
    Eiko: My first love!!! Zidane!!!
    Zidane: .........Don't you like Vivi or something...?
    Eiko: *blush* No!
    Vivi: *blush* Um...yes....
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: Yes....
    Beatrix: Yes.....
    *Both look at each other*

    Sailor Luna: Why? *BANG* Why? *BANG* Why? *BANG* Why? *BANG* Why? *BANG*

   Been toilet papered?

    Genki: ...........I hope so...
    Holly: HAHAHAHA!!! NO!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!! 
    Everyone: o_0;;;;;;;
    Tiger: ........Yes
    Hare: Heh....#^_^#
    Suezo: Yes....
    Mocchi: Yes, chi....
    Golem: No. Comment.
    Everyone: ............
   
    Zidane: Lord, yes.
    Dagger: What a stupid question! Of course!
    Freya: Well, duh!
    Eiko: Yuppers!
    Vivi: Um....yeah...
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: Dose that mean you haven't, Amarant.
    Amarant: ..........
    Steiner: *sweatdrop* Um....well....I have....
    Beatrix: Yes, of course.....

    Sailor Luna: *knocked herself out* X_____x;;;;;;
    Everyone: *sweatdrop at Sailor Luna on the floor*

    Croutons or Bacon Bits?

    Genki: What kind of question is THAT?!
    Holly: BROWNIES!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! 
    Tiger: That's not a choice....-_-X And I would chose beacon bits! Yummy!!
^_^
    Hare: Croutons...whatever those are....
    Suezo: Beacon Bits.
    Mocchi: Beacon Bits!
    Golem: Crourtons. Are they. Rocks?
   
    Zidane: The hell....?
    Dagger: Umm....no idea.....
    Freya: This has WHAT to do with the plot of this plotless story!?
    Sailor Luna: X______x
    Freya: *sweatdrop* Never mind.....
    Eiko: Beacon Bits...*shurg*
    Vivi: D-Don't know.....
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: Never had either.....
    Beatrix: I would go with Beacon Bits....since everyone else is....

    Sailor Luna: X___________x;;;;;;;;;;;

    When was your last hospital visit?

    Genki: Yesterday.....Holly beat me up....;____;
    Holly: MWHAHAHAHA!!!! I LIVE THERE!!!!!
    Genki: The Insane Hospital dosen't count, Holly.....-_-X
    Tiger: Never.
    Hare: Never!! That's why I have a beautiful face!! ^_^
    Everyone: _
    Suezo: Never
    Mocchi: Never, chi!
    Golem: Nope...never.
   
    Zidane: No....not that I can remember.
    Dagger: Is there a hospital in Gaia?
    Freya: I don't think so.....
    Eiko: What happens when we get sick!?
    Vivi: Um....we get well?
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: We have our personal doctor....
    Beatrix: He died.....because he got really sick.....
    Eiko: o_0!!!!!!

    Sailor Luna: *Stands up* O-Ow.....What question's ne-NNNOOOOOO!!!!
*knocks herself out again) W-Why....? X_______x;;;;;;
  
    Have you ever been convicted of a crime?

    Genki: No, Never!!!
    Everyone: _
    Genki: *sweatdrop* Maybe once....or twice....or
twenty.....times......*more sweatdrops*
    Holly: YES!!!! ALL THE TIME!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    CP: *runs in* I have!!!! I stole a carrot stick from Publix! MWHAHAHAHA!!
*runs out*
    Everyone: *sweatdrop*
    Genki: Why is she doing that.....?
    Tiger: You bet! I was a thief, after all.
    Hare: No....I've never been caught.....^__^
    Suezo: No.
    Mocchi: Mocchi....tired...-_-ZZZZZZ
    Golem: -_-ZZZZ
   
    Zidane: *yawn* Yes....I'm also a thief.
    Dagger: No....never.
    Freya: Of course not!! I'm a Dragoon Knight!
    Eiko: Yup! Just ask the dwarfs!
    Vivi: N-No.....
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: Certainly not! Amarant, ANSWER THIS QUESTION!!!!
    Amarant: Whatever....
    Steiner: -_-XX
    Beatrix: No!

    Sailor Luna: X_____x We have to be.....almost done......

    What do you do most often when you are bored?

    Genki: I sing!! LALALALALALALALALA!!!!
    Everyone: X_____X;;;;;;;;
    Holly: I EAT SUGAR!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 
    Tiger: Sleep....
    Hare: Admire my beautiful face in the mirror...#^_^#
    Everyone: SHUT UP, HARE!!!
    Hare: ;_____;
    Suezo: I stare into space....
    Mocchi: -_-ZZZZZZZ
    Golem: *snore*
   
    Zidane: I walk around in circles until I get dizzy....^_^;;;;
    Dagger: That's weird...
    Zidane: What do YOU do?
    Dagger: I walk in a square pattern until I get dizzy!
    Zidane: *sweatdrop* What's the difference?
    Freya: I practice my fighting skills.
    Eiko: I draw!
    Vivi: Daydream....
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: I practice my sword skills.
    Beatrix: I write in my journal.
    Steiner: You have a journal?
    Beatrix: Don't you dare!!!
    Steiner: ;___;

    Sailor Luna: MAKE IT STOP!!!!! WHY!?!? WHY DID I DO THIS!!! WAAAHHHHH!!!!

    What words or phrases do you overuse?

    Genki: '............'
    Holly: 'MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!'
    Tiger: 'Shut up, Hare' Heh....it's my favorite phrase...
    Hare: 'I love me!' #^_^#
    Everyone: SHUT UP ABOUT YOURSELF!!!
    Hare: ;________; You hurt my self-esteem....
    Everyone: -_-X
    Suezo: I have no clue.
    Mocchi: -_-ZZZZZZZ
    Golem: *snore*
   
    Zidane: 'My way or the high way'!
    Dagger: I don't really have one...
    Freya: Never got one....
    Eiko: Hmmm...*shrug*
    Vivi: 'Um' I use that a lot.....
    Amarant: Whatever...
    Steiner: HE ACTUALLY HAS A RESPONSE THAT MADE SENSE TO THE QUESTIONS!!!!
    Amarant: ............
    Beatrix: *sweatdrop*

    Sailor Luna: YES!!! IT'S OVER!!!! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *Dances
around like an idiot*
    CP: *runs in* Is it over?
    Sailor Luna: Yes...and where were you? Why did you keep running in and
out?
    CP: ^_^
    Sailor Luna: ??????
    CP: *runs off*
    Sailor Luna: Ooookkkkaaayyy....well, I started this fic at 9: 20 p.m. and
it is now.....11:04 p.m......0_o;;;;; Jeez....well okay....gotta go to bed!
Thanks for reading....even if it wasn't one of my best ones....*scampers off*
    Amarant: *peeks in* Um.....whatever.....I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT
I AM THE COOLEST CHARACTER IN FFIX!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *runs of screaming
insanly*
    *Crickets chirp*
    Amarant: *runs back in* SHUT THE HELL UP YOU STUPID CRICKETS!!!!!!! *runs
off again*
    Crickets: o_0;;;;;;; *all run off*