By: Sailor Luna >^.^< (Like my kitty face?)
Starring: MMMEEEEE!!! Holly-Chan, CP, the MR Crew, some of the FFIX crew, and, uh.......Holly.....I guess...
*Screen unfreezes and the Brownie Trio and Cookie Trio fall flat on their faces.*
Everyone else: -_-XXXX
Zidane: It's gonna be a LOOOONNNNGGGG fanfic......
Genki: Oh yeah.....
CT: NO, YOU DDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!
*They begin to fight in a cloud of dust. Everyone else watches while sipping lemonade and laying in lawn chairs.*
FIVE HOURS LATER.....
Tiger: This is so.....stupid....
Genki: Alright, that's enough! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!
*Fighting stops and the BT and the CT glare at him, all of them beat up badly.*
Genki: Um.......heh, heh.........oops.....
Sailor Luna: Wait.....why do we want this world anyway...? It's not even ours....its Holly Land.
CP: Yeah.....your right! Who wants Holly Land *Evil Music* anyway?
Holly-Chan: I agree. Holly Land *Evil Music* isn't worth fighting for.
*They join the others.*
Holly: YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY YOU EVER HEARD OF HOLLY LAND!!! *Evil Music* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Hare: We already are......
*CT runs off.*
Zidane: Okay, their gone! Now we have to think how to get out of this place...Holly Land...*Evil Music*
Freya: Even if we escape Holly Land *Evil Music* they'll still follow us.
CP: Freya's right. We don't even know if there's a way to leave Holly Land *Evil Music* and get back home.
Holly-Chan: Maybe somehow we can leave Holly Land *Evil Music* and get help to put the Cookie Trio in the Insane Home...?
Sailor Luna: Good idea, Holly-Chan.
Sailor Luna: I said HOLLY-CHAN not HOLLY LAND!!!! *Evil Music* ¬_¬XXX
Holly-Chan: How....how insulting!!
Zidane: Holly Land... *Evil Music* ..........
Genki: Holly Land *Evil Music* if the worst place on EARTH!!
Tiger: If Holly Land *Evil Music* is still ON earth....
Freya: Zidane.....? What's wrong with you....? Dose it have something to do with Holly Land...?
Zidane: ............. -_-XXXXXX WOULD YA STOP THE FRICKEN MUSIC PLEASE !!!????
*Evil Music plays again, but louder.*
Zidane: That's it!!!! *Runs off stage and destroys tape recorder. Runs back on.* That's better!
*Dagger and Eiko suddenly appear out of now where.*
Dagger: Zidane! Freya! There you guys are! We've been looking everywhere for you and.....where are we?
Eiko: This isn't any place on Gaia...?
Zidane: How'd you guys get here?
Dagger: A white portal....Eiko, I TOLD you not to jump through it!!
Eiko: Hey, you were the one who wanted to find Zidane and Freya!
Sailor Luna: Alright, let's explain everything.....*She explains.*
Dagger and Eiko: .........?
Freya: Don't try to understand......
*Holly, Phoenix and Tron suddenly burst in with Moo tied up in a thousand chains.*
Holly: WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU ALL TALK!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tron: THAT'S RIGHT!!!!! WE'LL MAKE YOU ALL TELL US WERE THE EXIT IS!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Holly-Chan: You mean YOU guys don't know either!??!
Phoenix: CORRECT!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
CP: How stupid!! Hate to tell you this but, we don't know- *They all suddenly are in a cage facing a small room with a single lamp hanging on the ceiling. Sailor Luna sits in the chair under it.*
Zidane: What the hell....?
Freya: Great.....what else could go wrong...?
Mocchi: Um....we could be in the same cage as a sugar high Moo, chi?
Holly-Chan: True....good point.
Mocchi: Um.......like now, chi?
CP: What are you talking 'bout Mocchi?
Zidane: What happened to.....
*They turn around and see Moo in the same cage with a dead Mocchi under his foot.*
Zidane: ....him.....? ............. Crap.
Moo: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Foams at the mouth*
Tiger: He has rabies!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Everyone begins to run around the cage in a circle with Moo chasing them and a dead Mocchi in the middle.*
Holly: *Approaches Sailor Luna in the chair* Like I said....we have ways of making you talk....*Begins to walk around her* You did something awful a long time ago....didn't you......?
Sailor Luna: No!! No....I.....I didn't!!!
Holly: HA!!! You stutter! You LIE!!! TELL THE TRUTH!!!
Sailor Luna: NO!!!! I'm....I'm not lying!! It IS the truth.....*Sniff*
Holly: THE TRUTH, SAILOR LUNA!!! THE TRUTH OR TELL US THE EXIT TO HOLLY LAND!!! *Waits for evil music, but it doesn't come. Turns to the side, the part out of sight.* Where's the music!?!? *See's smashed up stereo and sighs, then turns back to Sailor Luna.* WELL!?!?!?
Sailor Luna: I.....I....WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *Cries waterfall tears* I DIDN'T WANNA DO IT.....BUT IT WAS SO......SO TEMPTING!!!! *Sniff* THEY LOOKED SO.....GOOD!!! WWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT THAT BOX OF CRAYONS, BUT I WAS ONLY FIVE!!!!! WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *Sniff*
Holly: *Trips with sweatdrop*
Everyone in cage(even Moo): o_0;;;;;;;;
Sailor Luna: *Sniff* I want my.....mommy.....*Sniff* *Sucks thumb and holds a dead Mocchi like a teddy bear*
*Holly throws Sailor Luna in the cage with the rabied Moo and grabs CP and puts her on the chair.*
Holly: Now, hopefully your smarter than your friend.....
Holly: ¬_¬XXXX Never mind that statement....NOW!!!! *Shines bright light on CP* WHERE WERE YOU ON DECEMBER 25th OF LAST YEAR!!! HUH!?!??! WHERE WERE YOU!?!?
CP: Hmmm....lemme think.....I was......ummm.....25th of December.....I was......hang on, I've almost got it.....uhhhhh.....
FIVE HOURS LATER.....
Everyone in cage: -_-ZZZZZZZ
Holly: *On the floor staring into space, drooling.* .........
CP: Hang on, I've almost got it.....hmmmmmm....oh yeah!!! I was at home with my family opening Christmas presents!!! ^___^
Holly: ............*Still drooling*
Everyone in cage: *Wakes up and Moo begins to chase them again*
CP: *Shurgs and takes the key, opens the door, goes in the cage, closes the door, locks herself in and throws the keys at Holly, making her jump up.*
Freya: WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT!?!?!?! WE COULD'VE GOTTEN OUT OF HERE!!!!????
Everyone: -_-XXXXXX *Begins running again*
*Holly grabs Holly-Chan and places her in the chair.*
Holly: Alright!!! Time for you, Holly-Chan!!
*Evil music suddenly plays*
Holly-Chan: o_0;;;;;; HEY!!!!
Holly: Listen up! WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU REALIZED YOUR BOYFRIEND LIKED YOUR BEST FRIEND!?!?!?
Holly-Chan: *Blinks* I have a boyfriend.....?
Holly: AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
Holly-Chan: *Blinks again* What question...?
Holly: THE ONE I JUST ASKED YOU!!!!
Holly-Chan: You asked me a quesion.....? Okay, the answer is 4!!! ^___^
Holly: SHUT-UP!!!! HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!!!
*Throws Holly-Chan back in the cage and takes Mocchi and puts him in the chair*
Holly: Okay......why do you jump of cliffs Mocchi!!?!?
Holly: DAMNNIT, IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME I'M GONNA KICK YOU OFF A CLIFF!!!!!!
Mocchi: *Slumps over* X________________X
*Throws Mocchi back into the cage and grabs Zidane and places him in the chair*
Holly: I'm warning you!!! If you don't give me a REASONABLE ANSWER I'm gonna kick your @^# from hear to the moon!!!!!
Zidane: ....Whatever......*Gasps* and don't use such words!! *In a mother-like tone* There could be children reading this!!
Holly: ¬_¬ ........Now, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!??????
Zidane: What are you, nuts? If I knew, I wouldn't be here right now. Oh, and the answer is 48, not 4.
Holly: AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GET BACK IN THAT CAGE!!! GETBACKGETBACKGETBACK!!!!!!!
*Throws Zidane back in and grabs Genki*
Holly: Now, how the hell do I leave Holly Land?!?! *Waits for music then sighs*
Genki: Turn left at Elm Street?
Genki: *Sniff* I thought.......I thought you loved me Holly.....*Sniff*
Holly: DAMN YOU, JERK!!!!
Holly: *Throws him in cage and grabs Freya.* Same question!!!
Freya: Turn right, not left. And its 140, not 48 or 4.
Holly: YOUR ANY IDIOT!!!! AN IDIOT I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!
Freya: Okay, so maybe it wasn't Elm Street. I think it was-
Holly: GET BACK TO YOUR CAGE!!! *Throws her in and grabs Hare* Hare.....*Twitch*.....answer this right.....*Twicth*.....and you'll never be tortured....*Twitch* again......
Hare: o_0;;;;;;; Um.....I think it was two doors down and five across, take a left at Elm Street, three more blocks down and then your there!
Holly: THE EXIT!!!????
Hare: No, my house! I'd love to have everyone over! ^___^
Holly: YOUR HOUSE!!!???? I DON'T WANNA GO TO YOUR HOUSE!!!!!
Holly: *Throws him in cage and pulls out Tiger* Tiger......
Tiger: Hmmm......the winds tell me.......many things.....I'll ask it your question you seek......*Pulls out a crystal ball and a big scarf. Wraps scarf around his head and places his paws on crystal ball* OOOOOMMMMM..........OOOOMMMMMMM......OOOOMMMMMMMMM.....
Holly: The hell.....?
Tiger: The spirits tell me your boyfriend will soon cheat on you....
Holly: *Glares at Genki being chased by Moo. He smiles at Dagger.* GEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKKKIIIIIIII!!!!
*Holly smacks Genki over the head with a frying pan and he lays in the middle of the cage while the others run around him, running from Moo who still foams at the mouth.*
Dagger: All he did was smile....
Zidane: But your not his girl!
Dagger: I'm not yours either!
Eiko: Your mine, Zidane!
Zidane: Your only six!
Zidane: SO?! I'm sixteen! Age difference!?
Eiko: *Sigh* Okay, but Dagger, you know you like him!
Dagger: *Blush* Do NOT!
Holly-Chan: Save your breath for running!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Contuines to run. Holly throws Tiger in there to join them and is about to take someone else when Phoenix and Tron suddenly appear.*
Tron: HOW DARE YOU LOCK US UP, HOLLY!!! NOW YOU SHALL DIE!!!
*A pile of ruble is where the building use to be. Various arms and legs stick out among the ruble.*
To Be Continued.......
Will they EVER make it out of Holly Land *Evil Music* alive? Find out next time on the story, "The Reason We Are This Way Is....."!!
Holly: NOW the music works!!!
Dagger: I didn't want to be in this story!
Eiko: Me neither!
Zidane: I didn't, but look what happened anyway...?
Freya: Your making me act like a complete RETARD!!!
SL: I know....heh, heh....MHWHAHAHAHAHAH--AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
*SL runs as Freya, Zidane, Dagger, Eiko and Holly chase her with various weapons....*