By: Sailor Luna (The one and only!! ^_^)
Note: If you aren't familiar with what a Raptor is, it's a dinosaur if you've ever seen Jurassic Park, then you might be a little confused. Also, if you've never played or seen Final Fantasy IX, you might also be confused. Thanks for your time!
(News music plays as we see CP and Sailor Luna sitting at the news desk.)
CP: Hello and welcome to the Monster Rancher News Network. As you all know, the Florida votes have been counting and Bush has one.
Sailor Luna: This happened, what, a long time ago!?!
(Pixie and Tiger suddenly come crashing in from the ceiling. It crushes CP and Sailor Luna.)
CP and Sailor Luna: X_______X
Tiger: HAHAHA!!! BUSH WON!!! I TOLD YOU SO!!!
Pixie: Why you furry.......BIG BANG!!!
(CP, Sailor Luna, Tiger and Pixie get blown sky high. They land on Tron's roof in a tangled pile with a thump. Torn jumps up from her bed.)
Tron: Santa?!?! @__@
#1: *Sweats* Up, Miss Tron......Christmas is over.
Tron: NO ITS NOT!!! CHRISTMAS NEVER ENDS!! *Runs out of her house through the wall.*
(Ceiling falls in on top of him.)
Sailor Luna: Owwwww.......
Genki: Wonder where Sailor Luna, CP, Pixie and Tiger are?
Holly: Are they eating brownies without me!?!?! @_@
Hare: Give it up Holly.....
(Tron suddenly bursts in from the wall)
Tron: CHRISTMAS LIVES!!!!!
(Tron runs away and into the Cookies Factory.)
Tron: COOKIES!!! SUGAR!!! *Eats cookies like an idiot*
(Everyone dumbly walks in and sees Tron.)
#1: RUN LIKE HELL!!!!
Holly: My cookies!! *Eats some like an idoit*
Tron: How DARE you touch my cookies!!! *Cracks whip and chases Holly around the factory while Holly still stuffs her face.*
Everyone: -_-XX Sigh.......
(Moo and Phoenix come crashing in.)
Holly: *Gives him huge puppy dog eyes.* Daddy......*sniff* mean Tron stole all my cookies......
Moo: *Turns to Tron* WHAT?!?!
Phoenix: I like cookies.......
(Tron runs away as Moo chases her. Suddenly, Tron pulls out a stereo from no where and presses the play button. The Macarena starts to play.)
Holly: The Macarena!!?!? ALL RIGHT!!!!
(Holly, Moo, Phoenix and Tron start doing the Macarena to the music.)
Moo: Do the Macarena everybody!! YEAH!!!
CP: *Sweats* I get the feeling Moo has changed.......a lot.
(Tiger suddenly joins in with Pixie and Big Blue.)
Everyone not dancing: o__0;;;;;;;
(Suezo shrugs and joins them, using his tongue. Genki and Hare follow. Sailor Luna and CP sigh and join the dancing.)
Holly: Shake your booty!!!
Phoenix: How about tail feathers?
(They all dance as the music blares. Phoenix suddenly spots a lone cookie box. Looks around and begins to dance near it. Phoenix suddenly jumps on it and starts eating the cookies like a retard. Everyone stops dancing and the music dies.)
Phoenix: SUGAR!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Holly: WE SHALL ALL BE INSANE TOGETHER!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Tron: WE SHALL CALL OURSELVES, THE COOKIE TRIO!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Everyone: o_0;;;;;; Cookie Trio............?
(Suddenly, Zidane appears from no where.)
Zidane: Huh? Where am I?
(Sees Phoenix, Tron and Holly going insane while everybody else is running around screaming.)
Holly: LET US USE THE POWER OF BAKES GOODS!!!!
The Cookie Trio: POWER FOR THE BAKES GOODS, UNITE!!!!!
Everyone (but Zidane): NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Zidane: ........ Where the heck am I!?!?!?
(Brownies, cookies and cakes appear everywhere. The Cookie Trio starts eating them all like idiots.)
(Everyone runs out of the factory. A confused Zidane shrugs and follows. They all reach the MRNN studio, panting.)
Zidane: Uh, would someone tell me where I am?
(Everyone looks up at him.)
Hare: Your in a place worse than anything you can image.... Holly Land.... *Evil music plays*
Zidane: *Sweats* Holly Land? *Evil music plays again*
(The Cookie Trio suddenly bursts through the wall.)
Phoenix: WHO ARE YOU!!!!????
Moo: I must go...... *Runs off*
Everyone: WWWAAAIIIITTTTT!!!!! *Runs after him*
Zidane: o_0;;;;; Uh......bye now! *Follows*
Cookie Trio: WELL SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!
Brian: No, I shall rule the world!!
Cookie Trio: o_0;;;;
Tron: A MOUSE!!!! EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!
Holly: KILL IT!!!!
(Phoenix blows fire and at Brain.)
Cookie Trio: WE SHALL RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Freya appears from no where. Sees the Cookie Trio, who glare at here.)
Freya: That's the LAST time Zidane leads me ANYWHERE!!! Uh, who are you?
Cookie Trio: WE ARE THE RULERS OFF THE WORLD!!!! BOW BEFORE US!!
Freya: *Sweats* Rrriiiiight......okay.......I'll leave now.....
Cookie Trio: HALT!!!!
Tron: WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!!!!???? DO YOU HAVE ANY BAKES GOODS!!?!?!?! @__@
Freya: Uh......no.....I don't. Why would I tell you where I come from?
Cookie Trio: DDDDIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Freya: o__0;;;;;; *Runs away through the wall after the others*
Cookie Trio: WE ARE THE RIGHTFUL RULERS!!!!!! ALL HAIL US!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
To Be Continued.........
Sailor Luna: Will the Cookie Trio rule the world? Find out next time!!!
Zidane: Why'd you put me in your MR stories?!
Sailor Luna: I thought it would be funny! Besides, you Final Fantasy IX characters are so much fun to write about in stupid stories! ^_^
Freya: I TOLD you not to jump into that white portal!
Zidane: How was I suppose to know it would take us to.......whatever this place is!?
Sailor Luna: Hee.......hee.......
Zidane: What's so funny?
Sailor Luna: If you think THIS is bad, wait till you see the other stories.
Zidane and Freya: o___0;;;;;;;;
Sailor Luna: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA-AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
(Sailor Luna runs away as Zidane chase her with two daggers and Freya chase her with a spear.)