The
New Author
By
Ice-2
Hello my faithful
audience, I'm a new fanfic writer person!
Anyways, I will make the MR crew wish they didn't
know me! MWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will make them suffer for what they did to me!
Unless that was my brother… probably
was, but who cares! Any way on with the fanfic! (Nothing happens) I said on
with it! (nothing still happens) George! (nothing) Fine, I'll do it myself! I'm
cutting your pay check! (Screen turns black)
Ice 2: Okay, let's see, we need the MR and the
Tenchi crew
(They all appear)
Tenchi: Where are we?
Genki: That's a good question.
Holly: Yup.
Ice 2: Welcome my friends! Welcome to my wonderful
world of…stuff.
All: What????????
Ice 2: I'm your new author! *_* (Stary eyed)
Finally, my turn to torture you!
All: -_-;;;; Great, another one…
Ice 2: Come on, it's not that bad! I'm just evil!
Genki: Did you come from the nut house?
Ice 2: Yes ^_^
All: 0.0;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Genki: Thought so…
Ice 2: Come on Genki poo! Give me a chance!
Genki: Genki poo?! Who told you that?
Everyone else: (bursts into laughter)
Genki: Stop it!
Ice 2: Guess what Genki?! I'm going to torture you
the most! Because you're my fav character! But of coarse I'm not just going to
torture you, I'll also torture Holly!
Holly: What?! Why?
Ice 2: Because you’re his girlfriend! I know what
you've been doing. Naughty, naughty Holly!
Holly: #O.O#;;
Suezo: Holly, how could you?!
Ice 2: I also know what Suezo, Hare and Tiger does
too!
The three of them: 0.0
Ice 2: Suezo orders perverted magazines! Hare
dreams he's kissing Tiger! And Tiger sucks his thumbs and cries daddy when he's
sleeping!
(All three faint)
Ice 2: And Tenchi also orders magazines of Ryoko
and Ayeka!
Ryoko and Ayeka: (Glares at Tenchi)
Tenchi: O.O (runs away)
Ayeka and Ryoko: (chases after him)
Rest of the Tenchi crew chases after them
Ice 2: I still don't have anything on Mochi or
golem yet, but I will soon!!!
Told you I was evil!
Genki: Your not that evil…
Ice 2: Really? You'll pay for that! (Pushes a big
red button)
Genki: (Falls in a hole) Where am I?
Barney: Look who's here guys!
Genki:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back in Ice 2's world-
Holly: Genki? Where are you? Ice 2, where did you
drop him?
Ice 2: One of the evilest places on earth.
Golem: Why is your world black?
Ice 2: Because I didn't turn the lights on, duh!
(Pushes a pink button)
My world's has a pink sky, purple grass, red
water, and fluffy pink bunnies in a top hat with little canes dancing the
can-can, and a pink flying donkeyflying around
MR crew: O.O; (runs away)
Ice 2: Run as much as you can you can't escape my
world! MMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (ding) Oooooh! My
cookies are done! (walks away)
That is how I started torturing the MR crew! Hm. I
think I forgot about something. Oh, well, it'll came back to me. Eventually.
C-ya guys!
Barney's world-
Genki: HHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!