Things Characters from Monster Rancher Would Never Say
Disclaimer: I don't legally own Monster Rancher, South Park,
Britney Spears, X-men, Pokemon, Scooby Doo, Bugs Bunny,
Buffy, Jurassic Park or Who Let the Dogs Out by the Baha
Men, this story is just for fun
Genki (turns to the others and speaks in a Cartman voice) "Screw
you guys, I'm going home" (he walks off)
Genki: "Pokeball, go, oh, sorry, you guys, wrong anime" (the other Searchers all stare at him and sweatdrop)
Holly: "Genki, I have a confession, I'm Britney Spears in disguise"
(she pulls off her hair, which turns out to be a wig and dances off down the road, singing "Oops, I did it again")
Holly: "Genki, I don't know how to tell you this, I'm, I'm going out
with Pixie, we've being seeing each other for months"
Holly: "Daddy, will you read me a bedtime story?" Moo: "Umm, ok" (sweatdrops, then picks a storybook) "Once upon a time"
Moochi: "Pika, chu, pika, pi" (Genki stares at him and sweatdrops: "Moochi, what are you saying") Moochi: "Well, you
can talk, Mr Genki pokeball-chi"
Suezo: "Let me at them, let me at them"
Suezo: "I've decided to further enhance my super-sight" (fishes
out a huge contact lens from the bag he carries and puts it in)
Golem: "Forget all this non-violence rubbish, let's go kick Moo's
butt" (suddenly wearing army trousers, a black headband and
green paint on his cheeks and carrying a missile launcher)
Golem: "CAAANNNONNBBALLL" (jumps into a nearby lake)
Golem: "Pretty flowers" (starts sneezing) "Oh, darn it, I think I've
Tiger: (turns to the others) "I love you guys"
Tiger: (peers from behind the rock he was hiding behind) "Is Moo
gone? Can I come out now?"
Tiger: "I want a Scooby snack, goddamnit, Genki, GIVE ME A
Hare: "Let me see, 1 x 1 is 2, 2 x 2 is 4, 3 x 3 is"
Hare: "Oh my god, I can't think of a plan"
Hare: (leans on Moochi's head and nibbles on a carrot) "What's
Hare: (sings) "Who let the dogs out. Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof,
Woof. Who let the dogs out. Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof.
Who let the dogs out. Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof. Who let
the dogs out" (Tiger: "Hare, SHUT UP")
Pixie: "Big Blue, you're fired"
Moo (wearing a hippie outfit): "Peace and Love, Man" (holds two fingers up in a peace sign)
Naga: "Has anyone seen my teddy?"
Gali: (puts a top hat on and starts singing) "The sun has got his
hat on, hip, hip, hip hooray, the sun has got his hat on and he's
coming out to play" (whispers to Pixie: "Hey, Pixie, wanna play
with me?") (Pixie: "Get lost")
Naga: "Wahhh, I still can't find my teddy bear" (he starts crying), Moo: "There, there" (starts patting the reptilian on the back and
hands him a hankie)
Holly: "Right, now we're found the Phoenix, let's free it, unlock"
A red-headed woman in a short green dress/tunic thing pops out
of the ball of light which emerges from the mystery disc and she
says "I am Phoenix" Genki (sweatdrops): "Excuse me, but you're
in the wrong studio, the animated X-men series is being filmed in
the room opposite" Jean Grey: "Oh, sorry" (heads for the door and leaves the room)
Mysterious voice-over: "To every generation, a Slayer is born, she alone will stand against Moo, the baddies, the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is Holly, the Vampire Slayer" (cuts
to Holly just standing there, spinning a stake round in her hand