Torture and much, much more!


By: Ice-2



Me again my loyal fans. Okay all of my fans. Anyone? I'm so lonely… Except I have George the Cricket! George? George? Where are you George? Don't tell me he went to another rave. He always leaves me out of everything! He's sooooo mean. Back to where I left off!!!!!

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Last time, was the first part of me torturing the MR crew, and now they are hopelessly lost! ^____^

Genki: Thanks to you! You didn't even put a door in here!

Ice-2: So? What's your point? It's so you won't leave, and I can torture you some more!

Genki: Why are you so bent on torturing us?

Ice-2: Is it fair that CP, and the others get to torture you, and I don't?

MR crew: Yes.

Ice-2: screw you.

Holly: Got any brownies? ^__^

Ice-2: Yes, but I'm not going to give you any. I've already read the other fanfics.

Holly: Damn! They tell each other these things, don't they?

Ice-2: Now I'll torture you some more. At least until my mom comes. MR crew: ._.? Wha?

Genki: Why are you waiting for your mom?

Ice-2: None of your business!

Ice-2's mom: Honey, are you torturing those kids and monsters again?

Ice-2: Yes, mother.

Ice-2's mom: Call me mommy please? I remember when you were 5 you used to be scared of everything. And you came crying to me.

Ice-2: Mom, I'm torturing the guys! Can't you talk to me later?

Ice-2's mom: Oh, I see. Well I guess you're too old now. You don't need me do you? (Scene turns black and a spotlights shining down on her, and snow's falling) You don't need me to cook, clean, shop, etc. I guess I'm old news to you huh?

Ice-2: Mom, I didn't know you were so dramatic. I didn't mean that! How about this? I love you mommy!!! *_*

Ice-2's mom: I knew you loved me! (Hugs Ice-2 in a big bear hug, crushing her to death)

Ice-2: Can't breath… darkness…X0X (gasping for air)

Ice-2's mom: I better get going. I still have to pick up the steak. Later dear! (hops on a skateboard and states away)

Ice-2: Finally! (Turns around) Now I can tor…ture…you? HEY! WHERE'D YOU GO!? DARN, MISSED THEM AGAIN. NOT LIKE THEY CAN EXCAPE. MMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Okay, I'm done.

Please e-mail me!!!!!! I'm sooo lonely…at… Icethu@aol.com Please? If you don't I'll… I'll… sit in a beetle position and suck my thumb! (Does that)


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